Prologue: I think the destruction of the world is pretty good.

In 2018, my world was destroyed.

I won't go into the details, but it was much more imaginative than Hollywood disaster movies like "The Day After Tomorrow" or "2012".

In short, the earth was finished, humans were extinct, and my luck value suddenly changed from E to EX, making me the last survivor of the world.

Of course, luck was just an illusion. Luck E couldn't become luck EX, and it was impossible for the world to be destroyed.

The proof was, when I had the thought "did my luck change?", a chat window popped up in front of me.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life?

Do you want to truly live? "

Me: "…"

Wake up friend, it's already 8102, no horror stories are no longer popular, and there aren't many people writing about them. Who would care about you?!

Probably feeling my silent disdain, the conversation window twisted and changed … Then, it turned into a cute white creature.

It was a cute creature that looked like both a cat and a rabbit. It had a fluffy little body like cotton candy, cute long ears, round pink eyes like candy, and a big white tail that swayed behind it. No matter how one looked at it, it was so cute that it made one's hair stand on end.

The cat rabbit's cute three-petaled mouth didn't even open, and it spat out a line that made me want to dive into the toilet to find a time machine.

"Do you want to sign a contract with me and become the master that saves the world?"

— — Isn't this a freaking QB?!!!!

"I'd be an idiot to agree!

I'm telling you, don't even think about donating to me — — I've seen Magical Girl Xiao O before!!! "

If there was a telephone pole next to me, I would have already climbed up on all fours and run as far away from this scary thing as possible.

What kind of joke is this!

Can a contract with a QB agree?!

That's the ultimate black-hearted colonists who use flowery words to deceive thousands of young girls into signing unrepentant slave contracts. They don't pay wages, don't give you insurance, and don't even let go of your ashes (soul) after death!!!

Even a black coal mine isn't as black-hearted as this!!!

White Demon, who was suspected to be the QB, tilted his head and revealed an extremely puzzled expression.

"Humans are so strange … My colleague clearly said that this is the most well-known contract image in your subculture, and he even convinced his superior to make this our work uniform. You clearly recognize it, but you're so scared … Wait, what's with that expression?"

I put away my pitiful expression and squatted down to stroke the cat and rabbit's head. I sighed. No matter what world I was in, it wasn't easy to work.

"You can beat up your colleagues when you go back. I'm serious." How could he cheat his colleagues like this?

"Also, how behind the times is your boss? I wanted to ask before, how old is the saying 'no terror'? Who would understand this?"

Thick shadow lines appeared on the cat and rabbit's face.

"The higher-ups probably haven't updated the data for about a hundred years."

"… Thank you for your hard work."

Seems like the leaders of every world are all the same.

The cat rabbit shook its head, as if trying to pull back the subject that had run thousands of miles away. It coughed and spoke solemnly.

"I am an AI produced by the Galactic Network System, responsible for monitoring the survival of civilizations in each star system. In a situation like this where the world is suddenly destroyed, I have certain management authority."

Its red round eyes stared at me, showing a kind of inorganic nature that matched its identity as an AI. "I can restart your world, reformat this destruction, and let time start again. No one will find out what happened.

Everything will be the same as before. "

Everything will be the same as before.

This sentence was really very tempting.

But the problem is …

"Then what do you want me to do?"

I spread my hands and gestured for the other party to take a good look at my thin arms and legs. "I can't lift my shoulders, and I can't lift my hands. Other than the high school PE exams, I always run one minute longer than others for the 800 meters.

I'm not healthy physically and mentally, and my IQ is only so-so. I can't even get 211 or 985 … What can I do if you want me to do? "

"Do you think I want to?"

The QB's face actually showed an embarrassed expression. "If I didn't wake up to find that this world was over and you were the only unlucky one left, do you think I would want to contract with someone like you?"

This reason was so reasonable that it convinced me in an instant.

It was also true. If it wasn't for the fact that it had no other choice, I felt that there must be something wrong with the person who wanted me to save the world.

"What do you mean save the world … How do I do it?"

I crossed my arms and sat down, trying to figure out what this AI wanted to do. "I don't have the qualities of the Yue family's savior who can carry a beautiful girl and run a few kilometers while being chased by Hercules, and then escape and kill him."

"I didn't expect you to."

The cat rabbit seemed to roll its eyes, but since it didn't have the whites of its eyes, I wasn't sure. "Don't worry, it's not that difficult. You don't need to defeat the Demon God. You just need to attack seven targets and successfully hit BE."

"… What did you say I hit?"

“BAD

You've played a love game before, right?

It's very simple. You just have to fall in love with those seven people and finally hit BAD.

Just END. "

"I have an ominous feeling …" I twitched the corner of my mouth and asked, "May I ask how a love game can save the world?"

"To put it simply, rebooting the world requires energy. The energy produced by the changes in your human emotions can be converted and used.

According to my calculations, these seven targets will hit BAD.

END is just enough to provide the energy needed for this reboot … "

"And you still say you're not a QB!!"

I jumped up on the spot. "Isn't this technology of converting human emotions into energy a QB's race special ability?!

Besides, can't you just reboot the world directly? Why do you need me?!!! "

"I'm not a human, why should I help you reboot the world?"

The QB's face showed an inhuman coldness. "Also, the Galactic Law states that observers can't directly interfere with the world.

You should do your own things. This is common sense for humans, right? "

What it said made sense. I couldn't refute it at all!

Are you really an AI that understands the ways of the world?

"Alright, I'll do it." I clenched my teeth and nodded.

"Then, the contract is complete."

The other party clapped its soft paw a few times and a window popped up. A few familiar names scrolled across the screen. I felt suffocated when I saw the first one.

"Wait wait wait — Monkey D. Luffy?!!!!

You want me to fall in love with him????? "

That name is too scary.

I still remember that before I watched Pirate King, Luffy was already famous in the fandom circle for being hard to get. I had a friend who was Chef Super Luffy. She once made a vow that she would definitely visit Luffy once in her lifetime. She did start a novel, but then she realized that she couldn't get any benefits no matter how hard she tried. In the end, she could only give up in despair.

And after I watched One Piece … I was sure that Luffy wasn't crazy about love at all!

He wasn't even moved by the naked body of the world's number one beauty. It was impossible for him to fall in love!

This is hell difficulty!

Is he already so aggressive from the start?

Don't you have any newbie dungeons?!

I continued to look down while trembling.

Second, Don Quixote do Flamingo …

"F * ck!" I couldn't help but curse.

There's something wrong with this guy's brain. He even killed his own father and brother, and his subordinates are all braindead fans and psychopaths.

My friend and I once had a half hour argument about "who is more hopeless, Doflamingo or Cuolo". The conclusion was that both of them were hopeless in different ways.

Do I really have to conquer him?

I felt that I had to put on a brave front to face the inevitable danger that was about to come!

I don't dare to think about what kind of shit I'm going to conquer next.

After taking a few deep breaths, I mustered up the courage to open my eyes a little and look at the third person …

"Shit — — —!!!

Charlotte Katakuri?!!!

You want me to die, right? You want me to die!!!!!!! "

He!

Has!

Five!

Meters!

Tall!!!

Luffy is 1.7 meters tall, and it's his turn!

Knees!

Stomachs!!!

This isn't just a matter of one step to the stomach!

This is the punishment of piercing!!!

… I don't have the courage to look any further.

I held my little heart and panted for a long time. I shuddered and turned off the screen. I decided to escape from reality for now and face it when the time comes.

"Tell me, you're not going to make me conquer them like this, right?"

I grabbed the AI on the QB's skin, and with a tiny bit of hope and a little bit of trust in the AI, I spoke with difficulty.

It's not that I want to say this, but I know myself very well. With my looks that just passed the passing grade of 6, my stamina that can trip on flat ground while walking, and my brain that can lose 24 times in a row at poker … I probably won't last more than one frame in the world of King of the Sea.

"So, you'll definitely give me a cheat, right?"

What's the point of conquering if I lose my life!

The System heard this and smiled slightly (Don't ask me how I saw a smile on the QB's face).

"Don't worry, since the targets are all in the world of high difficulty, I'll match the game system in your phone as your cheat."

It said: "After all, I'm not a demon."

— — Wait, this sentence sounds dangerous!!!

Also, don't I only have F○ TE/GO in my phone?!!!

"Okay, matching complete. Binding complete. Casting begins."

Without giving me any chance to struggle, a blinding silver light shot up from under my feet. The feeling of weightlessness caused me to fall backwards. The moment I fell into the silver light, I heard the System's voice as if it just remembered that it left its keys at home.

"Oh right, I forgot to tell you. Because it's a fake system, your account is currently in its initial state. There's currently nothing. — — Work hard, the world is still waiting for you to save it."

— — You're a fucking demon!!!

Before I could curse, a huge dizziness engulfed my consciousness.