Three months later, I officially announced that I was running away from home.

Generally speaking, when running away from home, it's enough to bring money, dry food, water, and a change of clothes. If you run out of money, you can just go home.

But this only applies to those who regret leaving home after three days on impulse.

How can someone like me, who has an organization, a plan, and a goal to run away from home, only bring these few things!

"That's why you brought a box of books?"

The QB-like AI sat on my suitcase and asked expressionlessly.

Don't ask me how I can tell that it's expressionless, just understand the spirit.

"That's what you don't understand."

It's rare to have the opportunity to teach an alien AI, so my occupational habit kicked in.

I raised my hand to push up my non-existent glasses and patted the suitcase full of books. Listening to the echoes of knowledge, I excitedly started the lesson.

"What is the least in the Sea King's world — books!

Look at Luffy and the others, they can casually find a pile of treasures. Even Ace and Sabot can find a box of gold and silver from the trash. But look at the entire work, how many times do books appear?

Other than Nami and Robin, who else in the Straw Hat Pirates is literate? "

"There's also Chopper." The AI suddenly exposed me.

"Cough, Chopper is a reindeer, not a human." I awkwardly tried to regain my dignity.

"The formula book says that Usopp reads a lot of books, while Sanji only reads recipes." The AI didn't show any intention of giving me face and continued to expose me.

… This is f * cking embarrassing.

I froze there, trying to recall the last time it was this awkward.

It was probably because when she wrote Mary Su Douren, her brain went haywire and she wrote Xia Lingzi as Xia Guizhi's grandmother.

What kind of execution scene is this, can I disappear from here now?

The answer is no, so I could only clear my throat and try to ignore the burning heat on my face and continue to pretend.

"Then … Aren't we going to Fengche Village for more than three years … There are no books there …"

"Oh, I forgot."

The AI continued to stare at me expressionlessly with the QB-like face. "You're just afraid that there are no books to read.

You're a person who will die if you don't read for a day. "

"…"

I can't refute him!

"Forget it."

The AI wagged its big furry tail. "As long as it doesn't interfere with our fundamental goal, your little hobby is nothing.

Since you've already brought the books up, you can take them away. "

"It's not like you to suddenly be so easy to talk to …" I was still a little skeptical.

"You brought the book with your own ability, why should I care?"

The AI tilted its head and looked around. "To be able to stuff so many things onto Kapp's ship, you're quite capable."

I covered my face.

At first, he only planned to bring some essential clothes and food, but before he knew it, he had stuffed two big bags … Books too. He only planned to bring two or three books, but when he opened the bookcase, he wanted to bring this and that, and before he knew it, he had filled up an entire box …

Seriously, what's the difference between this and Zhichan, who brought a laptop to play and said that he wanted to write, but didn't open a document the entire time!

Am I a primary school student who brought my summer homework to my grandmother's house to play?

"It's good that you have this awareness."

The AI looked at my expression and smiled. "When you move the luggage down, you'll have to be responsible for it."

"I know, I know."

I sighed and turned on F○ TE/GO's system to regroup.

F○ TE/GO's formation could accommodate five members at a time, two starters and three substitutes.

Originally, there should have been a good friend (big brother) to assist (fight) (leg) position, but the unscrupulous AI refused to activate the battle support system for me because it didn't have enough energy. I could only bitterly rely on myself.

For a situation like this, the job class of Assassin was the most suitable.

I pondered for a moment and decided to give this difficult task to the loyal Hassan team.

… But with Magical Girl Eva playing, it didn't matter how loyal Hassan's team was.

I placed Quiet Hassan, Hundred Face Hassan, and Cursed Hassan in the starting positions. After hesitating for a moment, I placed Fuma Kotaro and Jack the Ripper in the substitutes' positions.

Almost all of the team's aura detection was A +, I felt that this was a sure win!

Carrying my big backpack, a big sack, and a suitcase, I walked out like a migrant worker who had to carry goods in a crowded Spring Festival train.

Due to the fact that there was a case in the Navy where Admiral Zepfa's family was killed by pirates in revenge, Akainu learned his lesson and placed his own guards near his private residence and hospital. If the beauty and I were to go out, there would be special soldiers in charge of escorting us.

The ones in charge of these matters were all highly skilled Navy soldiers.

Under these circumstances, it was theoretically impossible for me to leave the house without anyone knowing.

But I have cheats!

What's the use of cheats!!

Even if I can't beat Zepfa, Akainu, can't I hide from these soldiers!!!

Including the three months of basic training, I have already trained with Zepfa for half a year!

For this day!

I have been training for half a year as a special forces soldier!

Half a year!!!

Recalling the blood and tears I've shed in the past six months, I feel that if I can't successfully complete this run away from home, I might as well directly take Akainu's Hell Dog Rebirth – reincarnating and starting all over again!

I put on Quiet Hassan's card and endured the shame brought by the clothes that were made up of two straps and black stockings. I'll say it again, Fåte/GO's female cards are too much!

— — I took advantage of Quiet Hassan's aura detection and slipped out the door with my bags.

"I'm serious, why is Quiet's outfit even more perverted than in the game?

I thought Jack's outfit was already shameful enough, but Quiet's outfit is even worse!! "

After avoiding the guards, I kept complaining to the AI as I hurried away.

I always knew that F ○ te/GO was criticized for being an otaku. Every time I saw Shutendoji's cosplay, I felt that it was immoral. But I never thought that there would be a day when I would be wearing Heroic Spirit's clothes, let alone Tranquility's … the effect was even better than Shutendoji's!!

Shutendoji also had a kimono jacket, but Quiet Hassan only had two straps and a black stocking!!!

The AI squatted on my shoulder and patted me on the head with its big tail like a stroke or a whip.

"Because Quiet Hassan's skin is black, so black that it almost blends in with the clothes, so you can't see it from the card."

My face was expressionless, but my heart was as dead as ash. I said what was in my heart.

"If someone sees me like this, I'll strangle you and kill myself.

Immediately, right now, not even for a second. "

The AI sighed faintly: "So why don't you use Hundred Faces Hassan?"

My face turned even more ashen: "What do you think is better than Quiet's outfit, other than the tattered scarf?"

The AI was silent for a long time: "I'm sorry, Hundred Faces is too dark, so I forgot that she has less clothes than Quiet."

Then again, Hassan's skin color was too dark.

Aside from Tranquility and the Hundred Faces, Cursed Wrist Hassan (because it was so dark) often made me forget that he was bare-chested.

If I hadn't seen Magical Girl Iloya and Second Master wearing the Cursed Wrist hero spirit card, I probably wouldn't have noticed this problem.

In order to not let the awkwardness continue, QB jumped off my shoulder and trotted in front to lead the way.

"Hey, do you see that dog head?

Kapp's ship is over there. "

In the dark of Marivan Doe Port, a large ship was docked at the shore. The Shar Pei dog head at the bow of the ship was so ugly that it was unique. It was so eye-catching in the dark. Looking at it made my eyes feel like they were stabbed twice.

"Although I felt it when I read the manga … I realized it when I watched the anime …" The corner of my mouth twitched, "But seeing it in real life … the effect is ten times better than the anime …"

I wanted to say it a long time ago. Oda, what's wrong with your aesthetics?!

There's only one reason why I don't like watching the One Piece anime. Some people are only slightly annoying in the manga, but when it comes to the anime, I'm going blind!!!

Think about back then!

When I was reading the Dressrosa chapter in the manga, I thought Doflamingo's pirates looked cool when I looked at the black and white picture. Then I saw the color picture on the home page.

It's not an exaggeration to say that at that moment, I felt like someone (Oda) had stabbed me in the head.

But that wasn't the end. After learning this valuable lesson, I didn't even watch the Cake Island chapter. But I still couldn't escape from my gay friend's evil hands!

A fat seal told me, "The new OP that Namie Ann sang for Sea King is super good!

The MV is awesome!

Go watch it! "

I went to search for it, and then I saw the anime version of "HOPE".

… When the pink Baron Egg jumped out and spun at high speed, I'll be honest. At that moment, I didn't know if I was crazy or blind.

Standing in front of Kapp's Shar Pei warship, I took a deep breath and once again spurned Oda's destructive aesthetics. Then I raised my free hand and pressed it on Quiet Hassan's skull mask.

"Change."

I whispered the skill name and activated Quiet Hassan's first skill.

【Change (Infiltration Specialization)】

This skill was the main reason why I chose Quiet Hassan as the first player.

Although her damage output was limited, what I wanted to do now wasn't to fight, but to infiltrate. At this time, no hero spirit was more suitable than Hassan, and no Hassan was more suitable than Quiet.

Using Quiet Hassan's excellent skills, I successfully sneaked into Kapp's warship with two big bags and a suitcase, and set up camp in the storage room.

After we finally settled down (on top of the sack), the QB-like AI jumped on top of me and stepped back and forth a few times on my stomach. Then, it laid down and said something to me.

"I saw that you forgot to leave a letter for your parents, so I wrote a letter for you."

A strong sense of foreboding welled up in my heart. I looked at his seemingly innocent white face and struggled for a long time before letting out a dying groan.

"What … did … you … write …"

"Nothing, just seven words."

A smile appeared on the AI QB's face. That smile was too happy, as if he drank a liter of Coca-Cola. It made me feel like I fell into an ice cave.

"— — Go to hell, you bastard father!"

He said.

"…"

I was silent for a long time, and suddenly I reached out and grabbed his neck.

Don't stop me!

Anyway, Akainu won't let me live!

Before I die, I must send the culprit down!