"Explain it to me clearly!"

This was really a case of sitting up from a deathbed.

I grabbed the QB's neck.

My face turned green as I shook it.

"What do you mean by Luffy's love line TE?!

What TE??? "

“TE,

True

End. True ending. "The AI's expression was indifferent.

"In a sense,

You created the perfect ending of Luffy's love line. By the way,

Normal

End is' Although you're strange, you're a good person '.

Yes,

It's the one the Empress created.

In comparison, you being able to create the ending 'We're brothers' is already very good.

It's worth encouraging. "

I squeezed his hand even harder. "F * ck your perfect ending!

What kind of perfect ending is this!

Also, when did I enter the love line? How come I didn't know??? "

The QB bastard tilted his head cutely. "To put it in a more artistic way,

This is called 'it's over before it even started'?

Or do you prefer the saying 'it's over before it's over'? "

F * ck!

F * ck your grandpa, it's over before it even started … Isn't this the same as not entering the love line at all!!????

At this moment, I finally thought of my best friend Susu, the ultimate chef Luffy.

Back then, she had lofty ambitions and wanted to visit Luffy, rubbing her palms together.

She was in high spirits.

Incomparably confident. Then, she collapsed halfway through filling the hole.

To this day, I still remember her tearful accusation. It was too difficult to visit Luffy without OOC!

He knew what marriage was, but he didn't want to get married.

Because marriage would take away his flesh!

Moreover, he didn't have the concept of men and women in his mind.

He had no concept of gender at all!

Also, he ate a lot and couldn't afford it. One banquet could cost 200 million Berries!

The important thing was that normal people couldn't keep up with his pace!

"I specially chose an idiot who could play with him!

In the end, he said 'Let's be friends for life!' My idiot was very touched and happily said 'Cheers!' — I can't write anymore! "

Above,

This was the sorrowful cry of a brave warrior who dared to challenge the Abyss dungeon.

In his heart, Luffy was like a child who never grew up!

Oda's handwriting judged that he was 60 years old and his brain was still filled with meat!!!

Playing house with children and playing husband and wife games can still work hard. But dating children, what kind of hell instance is this?!

Did he think that Luffy was one of those obedient, sensible, and highly intelligent little ghosts that didn't look like children at all???

When I thought of this, I was so angry that my wound hurt even more.

I pressed on the wound with one hand.

He panted as he questioned the bastard.

"Not BE … can also have … energy …?"

"Of course." The AI wagged its tail that was the same as the QB's.

"However, that little bit of energy is far from being comparable to BE's.

The most enduring human emotion was hatred, but the most intense and powerful emotions were always sadness, anger, and pain.

Happiness is always short-lived, and stability is very easy to break. As the saying goes, good times don't last long, and it's hard to come by again. You should be very clear about this, right? "

I fell silent.

"The best way to bring us the energy we need is to fall in love.

Kinship is more stable than love, and friendship isn't as extreme as love. The only thing that can make people's emotions explode to the extreme is love. "

At this moment, the AI had shed those hypocritical human expressions and displayed a kind of excessive rationality.

It used a persuasive tone and threw out a devilish whisper to me.

"So, try again and fall in love with Luffy."

Damn, isn't this too much of a devil?!

"I don't want to!

Absolutely not!!! "

Recalling the hardships and dangers in the past six months, the blood and tears, I couldn't help but feel sad and reject this option from the bottom of my heart.

I thought of this little bastard's ability to provoke bears and tigers, and the pile of problems he found for me when I gave him compulsory education. Then I thought of his current personality, which would be even more difficult to listen to in the future … and his love nerves that hadn't even grown out of 900 words … Even if a peerless beauty like the Empress took off her clothes and sat in front of him, he still wouldn't react …

No!

I don't want to!

I definitely don't want to challenge this nightmare instance again!!!

I really can't do it!!!!!

The AI was silent for a moment, "… For the world, you can try again?"

I immediately slammed the table (bed) and stood up, "This kind of world that requires people to attack Luffy is better off destroyed!"

After roaring this famous line of Heisei Otaku cosplay, I fell down again.

Using the last of my strength to grab the AI's claws, I asked a desperate question with my dying breath.

"… Can't we change people?"

To be honest, I didn't have any hopes of changing people because this wicked thing wouldn't be kind at all …

"Sure." The AI replied briskly.

"… What?!!!!!"

I sat up in shock again and grabbed the QB's neck with both hands and shook him to death. My hair was disheveled and my face was as ferocious as a demon's.

"You!

No!

Morning!

Speak!!! "

Probably frightened by my ferocious expression, the AI blinked his watery red eyes and looked at me innocently.

"You didn't ask?"

"I!

F * ck!

You!

Big!

Grandpa!!!!! "

I let out a final roar that came from the depths of my soul. My entire body was exhausted, and I fell to the ground with a plop. I had fainted from anger.

… …

"So, why do you think we can't change people?"

After I woke up (and calmed down), the AI shook his tail that was similar to the QB's and said with a serious tone that was asking for a beating.

"At the end of the day, what we need is the energy produced by the changes in human emotions.

It doesn't matter who the target is. "

He paused and added, "So, we chose a target that won't pose too much of a threat to your life.

In fact, if you don't mind, we can even add my wife Younai to the list … "

"No, I mind a lot, I mind a lot!"

I rejected repeatedly. Are you kidding me? Even if it was Doflamingo, I could gamble on the possibility of a happy breakup. But my wife Younai, that sickly queen, was a dead end no matter how I looked at it???

Also …

The corner of my mouth twitched as I looked at the QB, "Say it again, you chose a target that won't pose too much of a threat to my life?

I don't care about the others, but you f * cking said it again for Doflamingo and Cuolo? "

I f * cking saw the list of targets!

I don't care about the others … But Doflamingo and Cuolo Lucilu, these two names are the harbingers of death, okay?!

When I saw the two of them, I felt my heart stop!!!

The AI paused subtly and looked away, "It's okay, as long as you are strong enough, they can't do anything to you.

Look at Luo and Kulapika, aren't they fine? "

"You f * cking look into my eyes when you speak."

I grabbed the bastard's neck, "Besides, is it a matter of whether they want to kill Brother Luo and Kulapika?

They want to kill them but they can't!!! "

"So, isn't it fine as long as you don't get killed?"

The QB's face looked so f * cking innocent and cute, so innocent that he looked like a stupid emperor who said, "Why don't you eat minced meat?"

I threw him to the ground expressionlessly and stepped on him.

"Go to hell, bastard."

The d * mned AI made full use of the characteristics of data and broke away from my feet. It reassembled into the QB not far away. It scratched its long ears with its back claws and wagged its tail as if it wasn't used to it.

"Alright, let's get down to business," it said solemnly, "Who do you want to replace?

Ace? "

I kept quiet for a while and suddenly blushed.

"Who else could it be!?"

I rubbed my cheeks hard, trying to suppress the rising heat. "When we came, Sabot had already gone out to sea. Who else could it be other than Ace!?"

"Why are you blushing?" The AI was confused.

I choked and roared back in exasperation, "I, I am full of energy, can't I!?"

"Alright, alright, you are full of energy."

The QB looked almost speechless. He wagged his tail as if to replace shaking his head, "Then, I will report to the higher-ups about the replacement and ask them to update the list."

"Hurry up and go."

I hurriedly chased him away and pressed both my hands on my face, trying to suppress the rising heat and my pounding heart.

"Oh yeah, out of obligation, I will remind you again."

Before it left, it turned around and looked at me with its inorganic red eyes. It looked so cold after it had removed the fake expressions that it used to imitate humans.

"According to the experience of past cases, your favorability towards these virtual characters is too high. This is very dangerous. You'd better control it."

"Huh?"

I was stunned for a moment.

However, the d * mned AI didn't have any intention of explaining and suddenly disappeared from the spot.

I was left alone, feeling uneasy because of his unclear words.

Ten minutes later, I came back to my senses and slammed the pillow on the bed.

"D * mned QB, why did you plant a flag for me!?

Do you think that kind of line can be said casually in the anime world?!

If you don't break this flag when you come back, I will kill you and make soup out of you!!! "

… …

The reply to the replacement application was very fast. It was approved and approved on the same day. This surprised me, who was tortured to death by the efficiency of the government agencies (in the original world).

"So fast?" I had a look of disbelief. "Is your efficiency so high?

You don't even have to go to three to five offices to stamp and sign?

Don't tell me you aren't a professional editor at all? "

"Actually, this series of applications requires at least 30 rounds of approval," the AI said faintly.

"It's just that we have fully entered the era of the Interstellar Network's big data. We pursue paperless office work. Once you submit it, they will approve it. That's why it looks very fast in the eyes of you humans."

"… You have worked hard too." I patted its head with infinite pity.

"Anyway, after the replacement application is approved, Ace's romance line is considered set for you.

We will also monitor his feelings, "the AI said calmly." I will immediately inform you of his favorability increase and decrease.

Next, it will be a problem of how you are going to win him over. "

"I understand!"

The AI paused. "I have to remind you that your previous strategy will definitely not work.

Do you know what the readers are saying about you?

You are not playing the role of a childhood sweetheart, but the role of a childhood sweetheart. "

I covered my face hard. "I, I understand!

It won't happen again, I promise! "

"… Also, I want to tell you a piece of unfortunate news." The AI was silent for a long time this time. "Kapp is here."

"Huh?"

Two days later, I understood why the AI said it was unfortunate news.

"Hahahahaha!

Actually, I should have brought you back four months ago.

But I forgot, hahahaha! "

Monkey D. Kapp scratched his head of white hair, a forthright smile on his face. He didn't look embarrassed at all.

"I only remembered that you were still here when I saw Sakaski's face when I went back. So, I came back to pick you up."

Kapp picked his nose and smiled nonchalantly. "I think Sakaski is going crazy. It's about time for you to go home."

When I heard that name, I felt like I stopped breathing for a moment.

Ran away from home.

Left a letter scolding his bastard father (Damn QB!).

He left for more than half a year and didn't even send a letter home.

… I didn't dare to imagine how angry Akainu was now.

I grabbed Kapp's sleeve and spoke with the last bit of hope.