"I think you should explain."

Squatting in Chaldea's personal space, I grabbed the neck of the QB AI and felt my temples throbbing.

"Didn't we agree to visit Luffy in the beginning?

Why did you throw me in front of Akainu? "I was so angry that I had a headache," Akainu will kill Luffy's brother in the future!

Using this identity to visit Luffy?

Do you think it's not hard enough to visit him, or am I too lucky? "

Don't think that Luffy has a good temper!

His willfulness is on the level of One Piece!

Once he decides on something, don't even think about changing it!

This is King of the Sea, not the Fire Ninja with godly logic.

Luffy is not a saint like Naruto. He has not been bullied by the whole village for more than ten years and still wants everyone to recognize my gentleness.

My charisma wasn't at the level where I could be friends with Luffy, let alone with this identity!

"He won't beat up Akainu's daughter, but I will definitely be eliminated from the beginning, okay?!"

At the thought of this, my heart almost collapsed.

Logically speaking, the difficulty of Luffy's strategy was already at the level of hell. It was almost impossible. Even the Empress had failed!

Even the Empress failed!

Ordinary people like us have no way!

In the past, I had a discussion with the ultimate chef, Luffy, about the circumstances under which I could meet Luffy. The conclusion was that a normal relationship was completely impossible. The only way was to transmigrate to Windmill Village and grow up with him. Then, I would shamelessly stick to him from a young age.

After that, I will shamelessly join his boat and use the power of the people to bind myself to him. Only then will I be able to coax him into agreeing to the marriage!

Don't think that I haven't played Gal.

Game!

I have played Armored Demon, Blade, Scatter, Dust, Mokyo, and so on!

You said the concentration of nitrogen ions is too high?

Then I have also played FÒTE.

Stay

Anyway, don't think that I don't know the nature of those love games!

Get BAD if you don't get enough favorability.

There was no point in using END!

Originally, I was going to throw away my old face and not crazily chase after a little brat. Even if he was sixty years old and only had meat in his head, I would still accept it … Everything was for the sake of saving the world, so I just had to endure it.

But now, it was no longer a matter of tolerating it.

This is f * cking asking me to die before I even achieve victory!!!

"What do you think is the probability that Akainu's daughter would become a pirate and he would chase after her for thousands of miles?"

My whole body exuded an aura of despair, "It's impossible to join the Navy. If I join the Navy and still flirt with pirates, I will definitely be killed by Akainu … If I become a pirate, I will also be killed … Isn't it a death sentence either way?

Can't you arrange another identity for me? Even if it's Yellow Ape's daughter, it's fine! "

The AI whose neck was about to be broken by me finally spoke.

"In fact, this is the most suitable identity that we've selected."

"Am I hallucinating?

What you just said is actually the most suitable identity to kill me, right? "

I clenched my teeth and tore the AI's face. I wanted to see what its face was made of. How could it be so thick?

"Indeed … It's … the … most suitable identity … for … the … strategy …" The AI's voice was muffled by me. "Because … you can't … be … lazy … in … Akainu's … hands …"

I was so angry that I almost fainted.

'Alright, I'm sure this thing is shameless.'

"Are you f * cking doing this for me?!"

"Of course."

Because I let go, the AI's speech became much smoother. It rubbed its face (Me: "Why are you pretending to be a human? You don't feel pain at all!").

Then, he began to analyze the situation slowly.

"Look, if I throw you to Fengche Village, without anyone's supervision, what are the chances that you will consciously train?"

A devilish smile appeared on its QB face.

"Let's talk about physical fitness first … If I remember correctly, you haven't attended physical education classes since you were 14 years old, right?

You would be one and a half laps behind others in the 800-meter test in university, right?

You've been saying that you want to train for eight years, but you haven't even trained eight times, right? "

Damn!

My knees hurt!

Don't expose this reality, bastard!

The devilish voice continued.

"Let's talk about self-control … How long has it been since the word memorization app on your phone been down? Have you opened it?

How many times have you been to the study room in university?

Are there any novels that have been updated daily so far?

It's been six or seven years since you signed the contract. Have you received a full attendance award?

As far as I know, you're even late for your final exams and job interviews, right?

Do you really know how to train without anyone supervising you? "

… I couldn't refute it at all!

"Let's not talk about other things. Without enough physical strength, how are you going to play with Luffy?

He's a strong person who can climb mountains and fight with crocodiles and bears since he was six years old. Can you do it?

In fact, you can't even finish climbing the mountains in your hometown.

So, you need to train. "

It's obviously an AI, but why does it sound so reasonable?!

"Whether it's the Yellow Ape or the Green Pheasant, if you're useless, he'll definitely let you go.

The other people in the Sea King's world are not the type to force girls to train.

Only Akainu, if you're his daughter, for his own face, even if you're a pile of mud, he'll definitely stick you to the wall.

That's why I said this identity is the most suitable. "

… Although I don't want to admit it, it convinced me!

I know my own personality. As long as I'm given an excuse, I can definitely slack off until the end of the world — — No, I've already done that!

— — Only Akainu, a Spartan teacher who doesn't allow any excuses, can control me …

"Of course, whether you can survive Akainu's training is your own problem."

The QB-like AI leisurely added the last sentence.

Fuck!

Is this guy a demon?!

I was silent for a long time and finally asked the question I wanted to ask in the first chapter.

"You and that QB … are you really not related by blood?"

This style of tricking contractors to death, this character of not telling the truth, this ability of brainwashing pyramid schemes … Who would believe that you're not related by blood?!!!

"Of course not."

The AI rolled its eyes, "Our contract is based on the principle of fairness and voluntariness. It's different from those risk-free investments.

I'm a highly humanized AI specially made for your planet's civilization. It's different from those bloodless and tearless demons. "

Okay, I'm sure. Even the attributes of tricking people to death and still claiming to be the conscience of the industry can overlap … You're definitely related by blood within three generations!

I helplessly slumped my shoulders and sighed.

"Okay, tell me, what should I do next?"

The white demon pondered for a moment and smiled slightly.

"In short, how about you obediently accept Akainu's physical training?"

… … …

That's how I ended up in the intensive care unit.

Oh, you're asking if I've omitted anything?

Does it even need to be said?

A woman who hasn't attended any physical education classes since she was 14 years old, and the last time she ran was during the university's physical education test. She was one and a half laps behind others in the 800-meter race. If she were to receive Admiral Akainu's Spartan training … What would happen to her? Do you still need me to explain it in detail?

In short, thanks to the beauty who dared to abuse Akainu in the previous chapter, my life is temporarily saved.

After lying in the intensive care unit for a month or so, I should be able to go home.

Fat otakus can't be the main character of a dating game. It's impossible for them to be male or female.

Even if you don't see Shiro Miya's well-trained eight pack abs, or Yuumiya Qian's heroic figure who can drag twelve people while running. Let's talk about the main character of the mobile game F○ TE/GO, Fujimaru Rika, regardless of gender, can tear apart a demon god pillar and punch a magic king.

Un?

F○TE/

GO isn't a dating game?

That's not important. In the world of mushrooms, boy

meets

Girl (falling in love) is the main theme of the story. Saving the world is only the background of falling in love.

In short, if someone says that all male oriented game protagonists are fat otakus … then that only proves that they haven't played many games.

Getting back to the topic, fat otakus who are trash in combat have no right to fall in love. Even if I'm just a little bit fatter, it's still not enough.

Before this …

I moved my neck with difficulty and looked towards the door of the hospital room.

"… I'm going to kill you!

Sakaski, I'm telling you, if you continue like this, I'm going to kill you!!! "

The beauty in the white coat had red eyes and threw her handbag at Akainu. As the man standing at the top of the Navy, Akainu naturally didn't move.

But he didn't dodge. He stood there like a pillar and let the woman vent her anger by hitting him.

"Leah is still so young, how can you bear to hit her like that?" The woman was so angry that she couldn't even speak properly, "How can you be a father!

Even if Leah is willing to train, that doesn't mean you can beat her to death!

Is this called training?

Is it!

Did your father or your teacher train you like this?! "

… You don't say.

I looked at Akainu's expression and recalled the personality of his teacher Zepfa in the movie … Emmmmm, Akainu's father doesn't know, but his teacher might have trained him to death.

But Akainu was obviously not a man who would explain. He just pulled down his Navy cap and lowered his voice to try to stop his wife who was about to go crazy.

"Don't make a scene here, it's too ugly."

… I don't think he's stopping her, he's adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm making a scene?

You're saying I'm making a scene??? "

As expected, the woman suddenly raised her voice and pushed Akainu. I saw tears coming out of her eyes.

She wiped the corner of her eyes and her whole body trembled with anger.

"Fine, in General Sakaski's eyes, I'm making a scene, right?

Even if you beat up my daughter and sent her to the hospital, as her mother, I shouldn't be arguing with you here, right? "

She clenched her teeth and nodded with a sharp sneer on her face, "Yeah, you're so good, how could you make a mistake? Even if you beat up Leah, it's because she's useless, right? How could I argue with you? Isn't this just making a scene?"

"…" Akainu simply shut his mouth.

"Fine, I won't make a scene with you."

The woman sneered and emphasized the word "make a scene". She raised her hand to tidy up her hair (messed up in the one-sided fight just now) and returned to her usual elite demeanor.

If you didn't look at her hands that were trembling slightly due to anger, you would think she was calm and rational.

Of course, the words that came out of her mouth were a completely different story.

"I'll ask my father to send the divorce agreement to your office later. Let's get a divorce.

Leah is mine.

If she's not your daughter, you don't have the right to treat her like this. "

Wow, Akainu's face suddenly turned into a colorful mess like the color palette in "Poisonous Bastard". It was really beautiful.

Isn't this the world of the Sea King?

What kind of family drama is this? It should be a story about middle-aged and elderly women that should be broadcasted on CCTV8. Why would it appear in a young adult manga world?!

The QB-like AI jumped onto my bed and rolled out a tube of fragrant popcorn with its white tail and pushed it in front of me.

"The most popular cotton candy popcorn on the Galactic Network, do you want a tube?"

"Is your internet celebrity food … really delicious?"

I opened my mouth and took the big popcorn that the AI fed me. It's not that I want to say this, but most of the food made by internet celebrities are dark cuisine that people don't want to eat at first glance … Honestly, this popcorn is quite delicious.

"This is popcorn that has been tested and certified by 368 galaxies!

It's not something your stupid earthlings can compare to! "

The AI rolled its eyes again. (Speaking of which, how could I tell that it was rolling its eyes when it had red eyes without any white parts?)

It grabbed a handful of popcorn with its small claws and stuffed another mouthful into my mouth.

I finished eating in silence. After a while, I spoke again.

"Do you have sunflower seeds?"