Isn't this a damn card game?!

"He calls that basic training?!"

I looked at the QB-faced AI in disbelief.

Even though I didn't climb a mountain of swords or plunge into a sea of fire, I still spent all day carrying weights, climbing, swimming, and Spartan training … This is called basic training?

Then what kind of hell would I have to go through to advance???

The AI's soft tail curled around a bucket of popcorn. It glanced at me coldly as it ate.

"To me, that doesn't even count as basic training. It's just a warm-up exercise."

I know I'm a piece of trash. Don't remind me of that.

"However, after this period of training, your physical fitness is more or less up to standard. You can use the cards in the system."

Thank you for remembering the system. You didn't mention it for three months. I thought you already forgot about it.

The AI probably saw my inner thoughts from my expression. It rolled its eyes and showed a look of disdain.

I really wanted to know how it completed such a difficult mission with that QB-faced face.

"Do you think I'm you?"

It rolled its eyes again. "Every day after training, you don't even take a shower. You just lie on the bed like a dead dog and fall asleep within three seconds.

You even forgot to log in every day. I had to sign in for you. Otherwise, where would you get the stones and summoning talismans to draw cards? "

Hearing that, I almost rolled off the bed in shock.

I opened the Fate/GO system. 94 Saint Crystals and ten summoning talismans were shining on my summoning interface.

"Damn, are you an angel?!" I hugged the AI excitedly and gave it a kiss. "You're an angel!!!

You actually helped me sign in for stones … Thank you thank you thank you!

I love you oh oh oh oh!! "

"No need to thank me. The sooner you complete the mission, the sooner I'll be free."

The AI brushed my face away with its tail in disgust. It struggled out of my arms, jumped to the ground, and continued to munch on the popcorn.

"Hurry up and summon, although I don't think it's useful even if you draw a powerful card."

"Nonsense, I don't have any dog food."

I couldn't help but complain, "Since you've copied the game system, why don't you open the dog food book and the cultivation field for me? How am I supposed to raise my cards if I don't open them?

Relying on the dog food in the friendship pool?

It's not that I want to say this, but it's already hard enough to raise the cards in this lousy game, and you're still increasing the difficulty … "

"I can open it for you, but you can use a max level wargod right off the bat. Do you think that's reasonable?

Your father is Akainu. Do you think he won't suspect you if you don't have any foreshadowing at all? "

… I think it's very likely that he'll burn me to death.

But speaking of suspicions …

"How am I going to explain my cards then?" I said heavily. "Anyone would be suspicious of a living person who suddenly changed, wouldn't they?

How do I explain to Akainu … Devil Fruit? "

"The world is so big, it's normal to have some Devil Fruits that haven't appeared in the illustrated handbook."

I don't know why the AI's voice had a subtle hint of joy, "You're also a Doujinshi writer. You start with a mouth, but your ability is completely dependent on making up. This is your basic skill as a Doujinshi writer.

I believe in you, you can definitely make up a good story.

Besides, don't you have a very convincing innate advantage? "

"What?" How come I didn't know I was that good?

"Besides Seastone, isn't there only one way to test the ability of a Devil Fruit user?"

The AI's tone became even more joyful, "Devil Fruit users are all landlubbers. Since you can't swim, you can pretend naturally."

That's not how you use the word naturally. My occupational disease kicked in, so I held back my retort.

No matter what, what it said does make sense.

I really can't swim.

If I really went into the water, Luffy would probably be able to swim for three seconds longer than me.

"Okay.

I'll think about how to make it up later. "

I nodded and placed my hand on the summon button.

"Then … I'll draw?"

"Hurry up and draw!"

The AI impatiently swung its tail at my hand, causing my hand to tilt and press the ten consecutive keys.

"Ahhhhh!!!!!"

I hugged my head and let out a heart-wrenching scream.

Let me tell you a Fåte/GO ghost story — — Single draw makes ten consecutive keys.

For those who don't understand the horror of this ghost story, Fåte/GO is a card draw game with a difference between single draw and ten consecutive keys.

Ten consecutive keys is one more than single draw, and it's guaranteed to be at least four stars.

The problem is that the summon pool is a summon pool with a servant, so it's very likely that the summon pool will only have four stars.

Most of the four-star formal attires were useless.

There's also a metaphysics in Jianghu. Single draw is easy to get, but ten consecutive keys is guaranteed.

I've accumulated a metaphysics experience in the game for more than two years. That is, I'll try my luck with single draw, and if there are four or five stars, I'll draw ten consecutive keys.

With my usual luck of E, the result of rashly drawing ten consecutive keys is very likely to only get one four star gift card after 30 stones!!!

With more than ten summoning talismans, this is a huge waste!!!

Just as I was bitterly regretting that I couldn't hang myself with the AI in the summoning room, an incredible rainbow light blinded my eyes.

"Damn … Damn, damn, damn, damn … Five stars?

Golden bow!

Luna?!

That's impossible!!! "

When did my luck change?!

My luck changed so much that I can get Luna with a random ten consecutive keys?!!!

Following that was another gold card. This time, there was no colorful Mary Sue halo. I held my little heart and looked at it. Very good, it was a gold kill. Based on my usual luck, it was probably either Camilla or Stheno. The latter was pretty lousy, and the former was not a loss …

"No way!

Jack?!!!!! "

The moment the card flipped, I almost suffocated.

Double, double yellow?!

I've played Fåte/GO for more than two years!

I've never seen double yellow on my account!!!

This can't be real, I must be dreaming!!!

Happiness came too suddenly and I was in a daze. I pressed the summon button in a daze and chose another ten combo.

Only after the massage did he suddenly wake up. His heart felt like it was being twisted by a knife.

My f * cking brain must be flooded with water!

Generally speaking, after a 5-star servant appeared, there wouldn't be a second one in a short period of time!

What the f * ck did I press ten times in a row!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I clenched my fists, wishing I could chop them off. I stared at the summoning formation with bloodshot eyes, not daring to touch it again.

Archer, three stars, Robin Hood … Green Tea was okay, it was a very useful single archer.

Lancer, Samsung, Leopard Man … Leopard Man is pronounced as Tiger. Other than the fact that Daichi Fujimura is so cute, I don't have any other impression of it. As for whether it's useful or not, I've never used it before, so I don't know. After all, I already had a master craftsman before the sixth chapter of the Fåte/GO storyline.

Dress, 3 Stars, Jeweled Sword Zel Rich. Increases the amount of NPs you gain by 5%. At the same time, you start the battle with 25% NPs … All NPs are treasures of the world!

Next …

"Gold card, Gunner … Hmm, probably a 4-star. If it's not Finn, then it's Longniang …"

Generally speaking, after drawing a 5-star servant, there wouldn't be another 5-star servant for a short period of time.

I can be sure that this is probably a 4-star Gunner — Finn, Li Shuwen, or Longniang — one of them.

Li Shuwen's appearance rate isn't high, so it's very likely that it's Finn or Longniang …

"Longniang's singing is too scary. Finn, even though it's a water gun … So be it … Damn?!!!!!"

When the card was flipped over, my jaw dropped to the ground.

Lancer, 5-star, Enkidu.

This doesn't make sense!!!!

"Congratulations." The AI wagged its tail at the side, "Do you want to try again?"

I hesitated for a moment, but still clenched my teeth and pressed ten times in a row.

Hmm, this time it's a standard ending. There are only two 4-star dresses, not a single 5-star dress.

Instead, I sighed in relief.

That's right, this is a normal 10 times in a row.

I patted my chest to calm my beating heart.

Turning around, I hugged the AI and gave it a big kiss.

"That's great, we have Luna Jack in Enkidu … We're in the bag this time!"

Luna, 5-star Archer, is the Moon Goddess Artemis who borrowed the identity of her lover Orion to forcefully descend into the world. Her skill [Wedge of Shifting Affections] has a male special attack status … The so-called male special attack is simply, [Beating a man is like beating a dog].

… In King of the Sea, where most of the top fighters are men, is there anything more practical than this skill?!

As for the remaining few women who stand at the top … Come, come, come, let's invite the second 5-star card, Assassin Jack the Ripper.

Jack, who appeared as an assassin, is an amalgamation of the resentment of children who weren't even allowed to be born. His Noble Artifact [Holy Mother of Disintegration] has a female special attack status.

Just like the male special attack status, this female special attack status deals shocking damage to female enemies.

With both male and female special attacks, isn't this a sure win?!

"Then let's give it a try.

It just so happens that Zepfa wants to train with you, right? "

The expression on the AI's face became even more joyful. It swayed its tail and took out a bag of melon seeds from an unknown fourth-dimensional pocket. It jumped up high and started eating.

"But let me remind you out of kindness, it's best if you don't use Enkidu and Luna's cards first. You can try Jack's card … Well, don't take too long."

I immediately became alert.

"Are you trying to trick me again?!"

"Why would I trick you?" The AI smiled, "I'm not a demon.

Zepfa is here, good luck. "

… Wait wait wait wait wait, you better explain yourself!

You're making me feel uneasy!

However, just as it said, Zepfa is here.

It's obviously not appropriate to grab the AI's neck and interrogate it. I could only clench my teeth and swallow my questions.

Compared to getting even with it, it's more important to adjust the battle formation before Zepfa -sensei beats me up.

I opened the Fåte/GO system and began to adjust the formation.

This game is based on small teams and the servants in charge of battle can each bring a gift card with support functions.

I hesitated for a long time before I only put Jack in the formation list. I also brought a five-star dummy ring gift.

If I summon too many at once, it's easy to shock the world.

My main goal now is to introduce this game system in the form of a [Devil Fruit] to Akainu and Zepfa so that it's easier to do things in the future.

It's not to defeat Zepfa — — I don't think a level one Jack can defeat a Navy admiral — — so it's enough to only use this card.

"Are you ready?" On the other side of the training ground, Zepfa crossed his arms and looked at me calmly.

"I'm ready!"

I pressed the confirm button and forced myself to ignore the uneasiness in my heart and confirmed to enter the battle with this formation.

"Then, attack me."

Zepfa waved at me. I clenched my teeth and rushed towards him.

Anyway, I have Jack, I'm not weak!

In the next second, I knew what this QB-faced bastard did to me.

"Fuck — —!!!!!"

Looking at the black cloak that suddenly appeared on my body, the two swords that appeared out of thin air in my hands, and the cold feeling that something was missing from my body …

Hard, stiff, almost breathless, I turned my head to look at the AI rolling around on the dais laughing.

I was going to summon a spirit to help me fight, not turn into a spirit to fight!!!

I shouldn't have the illusion that I'm lucky!

I shouldn't have the illusion that a QB will have a conscience!!!