A day trip to Admiral Akainu's amusement park … What kind of death sentence is this?

Today is the day I change my view of the three Navy Admirals.

Have you ever seen a Green Pheasant take someone else's shift?

Have you ever seen Akainu stroll through an amusement park?

Have you ever seen Yellow Ape instruct Akainu how to stroll through an amusement park?

I saw it all today.

From the moment General Yellow Ape took out the tickets, I already couldn't control my expression.

When he shamelessly followed us into the amusement park, my expression completely collapsed.

It's not that I want to say this, but General Yellow Ape, can't you at least hide that gloating expression on your face?

Admiral Akainu's expression is extremely dark, I think I saw his right arm elementalize?!

I beg you!

If you want to fight, fight outside!

There are innocent people here, especially your daughter!

Weak!

Helpless!

Pitiful!

Perhaps he finally remembered that his daughter was trash, so Admiral Akainu pulled down the brim of his hat and retracted his elementalization.

I breathed a sigh of relief, I finally had the mood to look at the amusement park in front of me.

If it was back when I was writing third person Mary Sue fanfiction, I could write 500 words of description of the scenery of this amusement park, from the angle of the sun shining into the amusement park, to the luster of the bubble film, to the laughter and people weaving in and out of the amusement park … In short, I would write a full 1800-degree Thomas, trying to depict the joy and fantasy of this amusement park.

But I'm not writing fanfiction right now!

Let us dispense with those flowery words and complicated rhetoric!

When I saw this amusement park, there were only three sentences left in my head — —

So big!

So beautiful!

So scary. Yellow Ape is fine, but Akainu, you don't fit in this amusement park — —

I feel like Akainu is not suitable to appear in this scene.

Really, just by standing here, he's making people jump.

Although he wasn't wearing a Navy coat, he was wearing a dark red suit, revealing his muscular shoulders and large tattoos from the open collar. In addition, he had an overly serious temperament, like a volcano that could erupt at any time …

Un, if he wasn't wearing a Navy hat, he would look more like a bandit than a pirate.

In this dreamy, cute, fairytale-like amusement park … Ugh …

Was this some new public execution posture … Just looking at it made me feel like my CPU was about to burn.

It was also full of dissonance, I'd rather it was a beautiful girl standing here.

As if Kizaru didn't think this scene was awkward enough, he turned around and bought two Chambord specialty bubble balloons from the big teddy bear next to him. He gave one to me and tied the other to Akainu's arm.

The scene was so beautiful that I didn't dare to look — I felt like my head would explode after looking at it.

Your sinister intentions are clear as day, Admiral Kizaru.

Do you want to see Akainu make a fool of himself that much?

After these few rounds of stimulation, I feel like my endurance has improved, as if I've cultivated an indestructible body.

Isn't it just Akainu going to the amusement park, not Luffy going to the brothel. Calm down, calm down, control my facial expression. Yellow Ape is still watching from the side. It's enough for Akainu to lose face, do you think I don't care about my face?

Thus, I became more and more expressionless. While following Yellow Ape Akainu into the amusement park, I silently recited ancient poems in my heart.

The wind is bleak, the water is cold, the warrior is gone … This is inauspicious, change it.

Go out laughing, crawl back with a face full of dust … Ptui!

It's "We are not people of the same generation"!

Forget it, this sentence doesn't fit the current situation, change it!

With my blood … Cough cough cough … I laugh at the sky with my blade, leaving behind two Kunlun Mountains!

Yes!

This is finally the right one!

It fits my current state of mind!

The QB-like AI wagged his big furry tail beside me and let out a long sigh.

… What's with the pity in your sigh?!

But now wasn't a good time to ask, so I could only shut my mouth and follow Akainu inside. I refuse to hold hands, I don't want to lose my little paw.

Under Yellow Ape's malicious suggestion, we made the most popular ride in the amusement park, the bubble roller coaster, our first stop.

To tell the truth, as soon as I saw that chain, a bad premonition arose in my heart.

I looked at Yellow Ape who was waiting to watch a good show, then looked at the impatient Akainu … I drew a cross in front of my chest and sat on the roller coaster with a solemn and stirring determination.

Ten seconds later, it was Akainu's turn to wail and howl at me with a stoic face.

"Wuyiyiyi — — —!!!!"

It's not that I haven't sat on roller coasters before, I've even sat on the 80 meter vertical roller coaster in Long Island Amusement Park!

But Ocean King is indeed a world with a high risk of being possessed — — the feeling is completely different!!!

When I got off the roller coaster, I felt like my health bar was almost empty.

But the test didn't end there. Yellow Ape dragged us to the merry-go-round, saying that the roller coaster was too exciting, so we wanted to "relax on something that little girls like" — — Look at Akainu's face!

You're the only one who can relax in front of that face!!

I looked at Akainu with an expression of "・・・" the whole time. To be honest, a 2.3-meter-tall man sitting on a white merry-go-round with a black face and gritting his teeth, this scene is really scary but also a bit funny, but because I don't have Kizaru's strength, I can't leave the scene at the speed of light at any time, this scene is only horror for me.

When I used to write novels, I liked to use a plot line that said if the pain lasted too long, people would become numb — — Just like how people would become numb after a period of menstrual pain (cross out) — — If the stimulation came too frequently, people would become numb.

That was the case now. When Yellow Ape brought Akainu and me to sit on the spinning coffee cup, I maintained a calm (numb) expression and thought to myself, after experiencing so much stimulation, whatever happens next won't shock me anymore.

I was wrong.

Why didn't anyone tell me that this thing was a fucking bumper car?!

Also, why would Yellow Ape and Akainu use bumper cars to crash into each other?!

You're both in your thirties!

If you add it all up, you're almost seventy years old!

Why would you use bumper cars like primary school students to decide the winner!!!

Most importantly, before you two Navy Admirals started fighting, did you forget that there are only normal people here?

Especially me sitting in Admiral Akainu's coffee cup!

Me!

Five trash!

And I'm still a child!!!

… Anyway, when the two Navy Admirals stopped because the bumper cars were damaged, I was pretty much a dead dog.

Looking at me lying on the bench like a salted fish without any water, Yellow Ape had a rare moment of conscience — — Or rather, he didn't want to take a magma meteor punch in the amusement park — — and said that he would go to the infirmary to buy some motion sickness medicine.

Then he turned into a ray of light and disappeared from our sight.

Admiral Akainu pulled down the brim of his hat and cleared his throat.

"Gloria, don't move, I'll go buy you an ice cream."

Like a dead dog, I could only weakly move my chin and reluctantly agree.

Probably because he saw me like this and knew that I didn't have the energy to run around, Akainu left without worry.

What we didn't expect was that when Akainu turned around to buy an ice cream, I was kidnapped.