Buddha-like Mrs. Lin
Chapter 36
In order to let Lin Ruhai have an intuitive feeling of his body,
Jia Su simply grabbed his hand and placed it on her arm,
"Pinch, pinch!"
Lin Ruhai was still dizzy from Jia Su's sudden "teasing" earlier,
In the end, his brain was smashed by the word "soft".
He counted carefully,
His wife had married him for less than two days and nights, but he had already been completely disliked from beginning to end.
After all, he was still young, and he didn't have the ridiculous idea of "feeling that his dignity had been offended" and then taking his anger out on Jia Su.
But from time to time, he would be attacked by his wife, and he couldn't help but fall into doubt about himself. Could it be that the praise he had heard before about young talents, limitless prospects, and outstanding appearance, etc..
Was he hallucinating?
Why did his wife only disdain him?
Sad, wronged, needed his wife's kisses, hugs, and praises to be happy!
The blow was too big. Lin Ruhai almost subconsciously pinched Jia Su's arm..
"Eh?" Why is it hard?
Lin Ruhai widened his eyes and pinched again in disbelief.
Hard!
Recalling Jia Su's actions just now, he reached out his hand to Jia Su's waist,
Pinching and pinching.
Hard!
He couldn't help but reach out his hand to Jia Su's thigh..
"Husband, are you really not flirting with me?" Jia Shu grabbed his hand and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Although it was difficult for women to train muscles, if they persevered for a few years, it wouldn't be difficult to add a thin layer of muscles to their bodies.
To her, it was just a normal thing. She didn't expect that it would cause Lin Ruhai to act as if he had found a toy. He actually began to fondle and massage her muscles lovingly.
Jia Su really didn't understand why Lin Ruhai was so surprised, "Husband,
Didn't you touch it before? "
I didn't see you fondling it so lovingly!
And being touched and pinched by your legal husband early in the morning..
Ahem,
Everyone understood..
Lin Ruhai came back to his senses.
Thinking about his actions just now, his face immediately flushed red. He also thought about how Jia Su had pinched his arms, waist, and other places. His first reaction was that his wife was teasing him.
But the truth was that the lady he was teasing was only checking on his physical condition seriously. On the contrary, it was him, who had always prided himself on being polite, who had done such a vulgar act …
Lin Ruhai felt that his head was so hot that it was about to emit smoke.
Fortunately, it was not yet dawn, and the room was only dimly lit by the flickering candlelight, so no one could see his face clearly.
Jia Su never joked during training, so he simply got out of bed.
Lin Ruhai was affected by Jia Su's attitude. He didn't dare to dawdle any longer. He immediately tidied himself up and got off the bed.
After washing up, Jia Su brought Lin Ruhai directly to the courtyard.
After marrying into the Lin family, the other maids that Mother Lin had arranged for her, as well as the maids that were originally by Lin Ruhai's side, had all been persuaded by Chi Xia and Cui Yan to return to their rooms in the latter half of the night. Because they had also lit some hypnotic and calming incense, they were all still sleeping soundly, completely unaware.
The courtyard was empty except for the flowers and plants swaying in the wind.
Lin Ruhai couldn't help but shiver.
He uncomfortably tugged at the training clothes on his body, "Wife, are we going to wear this to train our bodies?"
The spring equinox had just passed a few days ago, so everyone still wore wool to keep out the cold.
Lin Ruhai was used to wearing it. Suddenly, Jia Su threw over a thin, unlined training clothes. He had just put it on when he felt the cold wind continuously pouring into his body.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't admit defeat in front of his wife, Lin Ruhai would have already turned back to his room and put on more clothes.
Jia Su looked at him with a smile that wasn't a smile, "You'll know in a moment why I only let you wear a thin, unlined garment."
Unfortunately, it was still early. Lin Ruhai couldn't capture the emotions in Jia Su's eyes very well.
However, he didn't have any other thoughts. He only asked, "Are we going to practice boxing?"
Jia Su nodded, then shook his head, "Before you practice boxing, I'll teach you some warm-up exercises to open up your body."
Because Lin Ruhai's foundation was too weak, Jia Su didn't dare to use any big moves. Therefore, he patiently taught him the warm-up exercises. He thought that after learning, he would first do two sets of warm-up exercises from slow to fast, then practice boxing. That way, his body wouldn't have a big reaction.
However, he didn't expect that even though the movements were simple and easy to learn, Lin Ruhai would be defeated by the movements themselves.
"This is too rude!"
Lin Ruhai had been taught since he was a child to maintain his own manners. He couldn't make a fool of himself in front of others and damage his reputation as a count.
The Four Books and Five Classics also taught him to restrain himself and to behave appropriately.
Suddenly, it was impossible for Lin Ruhai to accept these extremely large movements (for Lin Ruhai) and extremely unsightly movements that would make people blush and their hearts race.
Not only did he not want to do these movements himself, he even wanted to stop Jia Su and not let her do it.
Fortunately, when Jia Su was in Rongguo Province, she was prepared for Lin Ruhai's rejection because of her "undignified" and "extremely rude" attitude when she first met Chi Xia and Cui Yan.
She didn't try to persuade him and only said, "Compared to your own body, I think that even if it's rude, it's still acceptable."
Jia Su didn't use "cheating" to provoke Lin Ruhai again. Saying such things between husband and wife was fun once, but saying it too much would affect their relationship.
The power of words was very strong. If she kept repeating such unpleasant words, not only would it make people impatient, but it would also make people wonder if she really had the intention of "cheating."
She wanted Lin Ruhai to exercise his body, so she naturally had other ways.
Because he saw the results of the exercise — Jia Su's muscles, Lin Ruhai immediately fell into a dilemma.
Jia Su's skin was smooth and nice to the touch. Lin Ruhai, who hadn't noticed it before, liked it very much. Now, just thinking about it made him blush.
But compared to these muscles on his wife's body, he naturally wanted to have such a good figure himself.
But …
Jia Su didn't wait for him. Seeing that he was deep in thought, she walked to the side. After warming up, she began to practice some kung fu that the National Research Institute in her previous life combined with traditional martial arts that had been passed down from ancient times. It was specially designed for warriors with abilities.
At first, the visual effects weren't very stunning, but it was a very practical fist technique.
Compared to the previous movements, which had a large range but looked soft and soft, Jia Su's current fist technique was vigorous and powerful. When she waved her fists, there was a gust of wind. Just listening to the sound of the wind made one's blood boil.
After that, there were also leg techniques. Although the eighteen types of martial arts, such as swords, spears, staffs, and so on, could not be practiced because of the loud movements and the lack of suitable weapons. But some leg techniques were enough to attract people's attention.
Jia Su was especially wicked. She showed Lin Ruhai all the things she knew that could be used on the battlefield. As she practiced, she made sounds to provoke Lin Ruhai.
Lin Ruhai's eyes were red.
It was as if the man's body contained a natural desire for hot-blooded martial arts.
At first, Lin Ruhai was very conflicted. He was very dissatisfied with Jia Su's movements. If he didn't know that it could really train his body, he would never be tempted in the slightest.
But the more he watched Jia Su's "performance," the faster his heart beat. In the end, he even completely forgot his previous scruples. He couldn't wait to immediately ask Jia Su to teach him martial arts.
Fortunately, he still had a trace of reason left. He didn't interrupt Jia Su's movements in advance.
At this time, the sky was gradually brightening.
Jia Su turned to look at Lin Ruhai. "How is it?
Does husband still have the same thoughts as before? "
Lin Ruhai kept shaking his head. "For the sake of your husband's health, please let bygones be bygones and teach your husband martial arts."
Jia Su nodded. But before Lin Ruhai could be happy, she poured a bucket of cold water on his head. "It's already late. There's only enough time for my husband to finish learning the warm-up exercises."
Lin Ruhai immediately recalled the warm-up exercises from before. "… …" He suddenly didn't want to learn martial arts anymore.
The non-stop movements of the arms and legs didn't have any momentum. Where was the unyielding heroism of the poem, "Carrying a long sword and holding a Qin bow, my head and body are separated from my body, my heart will not be punished."
Where was the lofty aspiration of the poem, "Willing to lay down the sword at my waist, straight for Loulan Slash."
Lin Ruhai couldn't help but step back.
Jia Su saw this and immediately drew a big picture in front of him. "Husband, are you really not going to learn the martial arts I just showed you?"
Lin Ruhai's footsteps paused.
"You might not know, but the range of these movements is too large. If you're not careful, you'll get injured. So, usually before training, we'll first practice the movements just now to open up the body's meridians."
"Your husband will learn!"
After two or three days, when Lin Ruhai had completely grasped the warm-up exercises, he finally felt that he could start learning the martial arts Jia Su had practiced today. However, he received a piece of bad news — —
"Husband, your body is really too weak. You have to first practice the Five Animal Frolics until your body is better than an ordinary person's. Only then can I teach you these martial arts."
"But husband, you don't have to worry. I promise that once your body is better, I'll teach you."
Lin Ruhai: "… …" If he still didn't know that his wife had kissed him like a donkey, he could directly submit a memorial to the court and resign!
Did she really think he was stupid?
Seeing that he was really angry, Jia Su immediately personally went up to "pacify" him. With just a kiss and a hug, Lin Ruhai's anger completely dissipated.
Lin Ruhai: "… …" His face turned red!
When he came back to his senses, his anger had already dissipated. If he continued to be angry at Jia Su, it would be very rude.
Therefore, he could only continue with the boring, slow, and unimposing movements of the Five Animal Frolics!
Bird!
Play!
He was so angry at himself for not living up to expectations!




