Damien returned home with Shaomai. The moment he entered the house, he heard Lucifer roaring.

Because "she" was currently a little loli that was not even five years old, even if she was extremely angry, the voice that she shouted out was still a cute little voice, which sounded a little strange.

Damien changed his shoes and pushed open the heavy wooden door of the living room.

In the bright living room, his dear brothers were either standing or sitting in different postures, but all of them looked lovingly at Lucifer, who was standing on the sofa and throwing a tantrum, with his little fists clenched.

Damien greeted his brothers, put the takeout box on the coffee table, and sat on the stool by the window.

"Damn it!

Dick, stop laughing!

Do you think I want to do this? "Lucifer said angrily." Of course, I don't mean to dislike this body.

This poor child, she's so cute, but she was pushed down the eighteenth floor by her vicious stepsister. "

Dick laughed so hard that he was shaking. "Tell me the whole story first. Alfred has already gone to find a suitable male corpse for you."

Lucifer rolled his eyes (so cute that Tim sighed) and said gloomily, "It all started last month. Chloe and I quarreled …"

Suddenly, the living room was filled with disdainful boos.

"Eh?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. He's torturing the single person."

"Shameless!"

"Why did he have to say something so inappropriate?"

In the end, Dick came out to discipline them. "Quiet!

Listen to him before booing! "

As if pressing the mute button on a remote control, the room immediately became quiet, and not a single noise could be heard.

Lucifer rolled his eyes again and continued, "So, I ran back to hell for a few days, but I missed her so much …"

This guy started to show off his love again. Jason frowned and tried to throw a fruit knife at him, but Tim quickly stopped him.

"How can you do such a cruel thing to a baby!" Tim said righteously. "Can't you wait until he finishes changing bodies?"

Lucifer: "…"

Jason shrugged, crossed his arms, and leaned back without saying anything.

"Later, I decided to return to the human world. As you know, I had to pass through many Gates of Hell, probably thousands of them."

Lucifer said angrily, "Just as I successfully passed through the last door, a miracle happened."

The "shock" that was popular with headline writers could perfectly recreate the scene at that time: shock!

The King of Hell went home to visit his family, and when he woke up, he found his own corpse lying beside him!

Even God was stunned when he saw this!

Damien was dumbfounded. "What are you talking about?

I don't understand. "

Tim and Jason also shook their heads and spread their hands helplessly.

Dick explained, "His divine light has separated from his body."

Although the government always denied the existence of the Protoss, in fact, there were many Protoss living on Earth.

However, compared to the other gods who carefully guarded the secrets of their clans?

In contrast, Lucifer had always been an arrogant anomaly. He was known as the blabbermouth of the Protoss and the gossip king of the universe. Any secret that he learned was tantamount to announcing it to the whole universe.

Especially when he was drunk, he liked to talk about trivial matters with others. When others said secrets, he was like a fully-automatic mortar sprayer, spraying mortar at full speed. Even Chloe couldn't stop him.

Previously, when he was investigating a case in Los Angeles, Dick was lucky enough to hang out with Lucifer a few times. Every time, he was forced to listen to all kinds of gossip and secrets that the various Protoss had accumulated over tens of thousands of years of history. His worldview was refreshed again and again.

Zeus and Hera fought in public because of a disagreement, Poseidon was a henpecked husband, my sister liked to kill people everywhere for excitement, don't you think she's antisocial? My brothers and I sabotaged the competition in the Garden of Eden in order to compete for favor, I cut off my wings every day to annoy my father, and so on.

Therefore, Dick had a little understanding of the origin and history of the Hebrew Protoss (as well as the history of their love life).

At this time, seeing that Damien was still in a daze, he explained in detail, "When Lucifer's mother was sent to hell, her physical body was also taken away. From then on, she had no physical body, only divine light.

After she escaped from prison and escaped to the human world, she had to possess the body of a human who had just died not long ago. Otherwise, when the light dissipated, she would be completely annihilated. "

Damien suddenly understood.

Lucifer added, "Another reason is that divine light contains surging and infinite power. If there is no physical body to carry it, it can easily cause harm to other species on Earth, just like this."

As he spoke, he removed the band-aid wrapped around his little finger. A small but dazzling ray of light immediately poured out. Even though they were not close, Damien could still feel the scorching heat that was like a fire.

There was a sizzling sound, accompanied by the smell of lime powder, and a small hole suddenly appeared in the wall.

The sunlight outside the house passed through the small hole and hit "Lucifer's" delicate and beautiful face, making "her" look like a charming Barbie doll in a display window.

Dick paused and slammed the table. "Who the hell allowed you to break through the wall of my house?!"

Tim jumped up and pulled him back. "Don't scare the baby!"

Lucifer looked aggrieved. "I was just giving an example!

Anyway, I have to go back to hell again, but this body is too fragile to withstand a long journey. "

Tim suddenly said, "What will happen to this little girl after your divine light is transferred to another body?"

Lucifer's expression became serious. "As a thank-you gift for helping the gods, she will be resurrected. This is the second reason why I came to you: please punish her stepsister severely."

"Don't worry."

Tim sat back down and cracked his knuckles. "I hate animals who harm children the most."

*

The brothers still had work to do, so they left the important task of taking care of Lucifer in her loli form to Damien. He tried to invite Dick to taste the shumai he brought back, but as expected, he was rejected.

Dick said, "Even if I starve to death, I won't eat the food made by Shanna."

Lucifer didn't understand. "Why not?

Shanna is very good at cooking. "

Damien nodded repeatedly.

Dick sneered. "Come on, do you think I don't know your tricks?

Do you really think I haven't watched Despicable Me and Minions? "

Lucifer said modestly, "Forgive me for being slow-witted, but please explain in detail."

"Even if it tastes bad, you have to pretend that it's a delicacy and drag others down with you." Dick glanced at the takeout box and said disdainfully, "I'm not that gullible."

Lucifer and Damien looked at each other and said quietly, "Young man, you're a little too defensive."

"Anyway, I won't eat it."

Dick looked down at his phone. "Alfred is on his way back. Get ready."

Lucifer said, "Okay."

*

The tasting went smoother than Gu Shanna had imagined. The employees were very serious and memorized the taste and type of the dishes in a very short time. They also inferred from one example and looked at the problem from the customer's point of view. Then, they discussed how to deal with all kinds of unexpected situations.

Seeing that they were working so hard, Gu Shanna was very pleased and felt that she would soon complete the restaurant's mission.

However, as expected, the mission to fill in the holes was stuck again.

The last update had consumed all of Gu Shanna's inspiration and passion in recent years. Asking her to write another 9,000 words was harder than ascending to the heavens.

Today, the system urged her to update again.

"Eh?

Sword?

Drunken Blinking?

Wheel?

Dizziness?

Persistent Admonition?

Exhaustion?

Kowtow?

Saddle material and cheek chalk?

Twin low?

Scraped but also bad looking resentful leaves?

Now Pi? "

Although she said that, she still had to continue writing.

Gu Shanna sat in front of her desk and looked at the blinking cursor on the screen. Her mind was blank.

Ten minutes later, she started typing and wrote in the document, "Suddenly, Dr. Kiwi opened his eyes."

Twenty minutes later, the document was empty again. Even the sentence had been deleted.

…

An hour later, Gu Shanna hit her head on the ground and cried, "No inspiration, I'm stuck. I can't write it!"

[Warm Reminder: What to do with your stuck text: 1. Force it; 2. Go downstairs and run laps; 3. Find a good friend to chat with; 4. Eat something to strengthen the spleen and brain; 5. Think about the terrible environment of the coal mine.]

Perhaps in order to increase her persuasiveness, the system also presented a few photos of the dark coal mine, the coal miners sweating profusely, the workers eating cornbread in cold water, and the black-hearted coal mine owner abducting and abusing the mentally handicapped people one by one on her computer screen. It was creepy to look at.

Gu Shanna: "I choose to die."

*

She forced herself to write a few paragraphs, but no matter how she wrote, it felt wrong. After a while, not only did she not make any progress, her neck became sore and swollen.

As early as her junior year, Gu Shanna was found to have straightened the physiological curvature of her cervical vertebra. She had been camping in the acupuncture department all year round, lying down with a group of grandparents who were several times her age and receiving acupuncture treatment. It was a beautiful scene to think about.

However, did Gotham's Chinatown have acupuncture?

Gu Shanna did not dare to be careless. She quickly clicked on a fitness video and did a set of neck stretching exercises.

After the exercises, she followed the method her roommate had taught her. She turned the hairdryer to a suitable position and blew hot air on the sore area until the soreness subsided.

[Warm Reminder: Stay away from the writer's occupational disease: 1. Sit properly, exercise appropriately, stay away from cervical and lumbar spondylosis; 2. Don't sit for too long, lift your anus often, stay away from hemorrhoids; 3. Eat a light diet, have a healthy schedule, stay away from staying up late.]

Gu Shanna said, "… You're so considerate."

It seemed that she would not be able to write today. Gu Shanna changed her clothes and planned to go to the newly opened Chinese supermarket in the city.

A few employees were still brainstorming in the living room. When they saw her dressed for going out, they asked, "Madam, why are you going out so late?"

Gu Shanna took the key and opened the door. "I'm just walking around. It's fine."

Peter frowned and did not say anything. He was thinking of an excuse to leave later so that he could secretly follow the lady boss and protect her.

Gotham's environment was bad, and the crime rate was high. He was worried about Gu Shanna walking around alone.

*

With the help of Google Maps, Gu Shanna successfully found the Chinese supermarket. She was lucky enough to buy dried swallow's skin, and it was her favorite brand.

Oh yeah, there would be fresh shrimp and meat swallow's skin tomorrow.

Gu Shanna happily ran to the seasoning area and took a bottle of fish sauce. These things could not be found in the [Distribution of Poverty Alleviation Fresh Food].

[The system has recorded a new ingredient. You can check it in the relevant catalog.]

Gu Shanna was happy again. She would be able to eat fresh shrimp and meat swallow's skin more often in the future.

After she paid the bill and came out, the night was getting darker. The crescent moon was hidden behind the dark clouds, and not a single ray of light could be seen.

Gu Shanna's mood was not affected by the environment. She hugged the paper bag and happily walked home. When she passed by the alley, an arm suddenly stretched out and pulled her away.

"Murder!"

Gu Shanna screamed. Her blood rushed to the top of her head. Her hands and feet were cold, and the paper bag fell to the ground.