Izuna Uchiha threw a sarcastic look at Tobirama Sentete. A few days ago, he was worried about his brother's marriage, but in the end, the idiot Hashirama next door was still single.

Tobirama Sentete lifted his brother's collar and gritted his teeth, "Then why do you say it like you're already together?"

Is Tobirama Sentete's anger useful?

Of course not, Hashirama and Tobirama have been fighting since childhood, and Hashirama has long been immune to his brother's kind eyes.

"It's a shame that the head of the clan can't even get the girl he likes." Mito changed the topic to save Hashirama. "Now the most important thing is to help Hashirama get the girl."

Then follow Hashirama to meet his mysterious lover.

In fact, the latter was Whirlpool Mito's real purpose. Hashirama can be in a relationship behind Uchiha Macula's back, which means that he usually does a good job of keeping it a secret, and the clues will not be easily revealed. It may be possible to bewitch Hashirama to take the initiative to find out the information from the side branches.

Tobirama thought about it and felt that it was reasonable. Hashirama is the head of the clan, and no woman can resist it. As long as his brother pursues the girl, it is only a matter of time before he marries her.

Now the question is. "Have any of you been in a relationship successfully?"

There was silence in the conference room.

Mito turned his head and looked at the Uchiha brothers faintly.

"… I haven't been in a relationship."

Madara couldn't stand Whirlpool Mito's naked eyes, paused and added, "I'm not interested in this."

Mito looked at Izumi Na, the young Uchiha second-in-command braced himself and said in a low voice, "I'm not interested either."

No, the target was Hashirama, why did it suddenly turn to him and his brother? It was obviously a normal question, but for some reason, everyone's eyes revealed two words.

"Public execution!"

Izumi Na shifted the blame to the only one who wasn't involved, Nara. "What about you, Clan Leader Nara?"

The young Patriarch Nara sat on a cushion and sipped his tea. "I'm already married."

It was a fatal blow to the single dogs.

What is learned on paper is shallow, and what is learned must be done personally.

Obviously, none of the people present were the ones who "bowed". The only one who was married, Kuratori Nara, was also arranged by the clan. There was no reference at all.

Whirlpool Mito had never been in a relationship before, but he had read countless romance novels. What did the novels say?

"Love doesn't need to be extravagant. Even a blooming flower has a time when it withers. There's a moment when it burns out in the dullness and sparks for a moment. In the dullness, there's a glimpse of beauty and a moment of passion."

"Speak human language."

Mito clenched his fists and coughed, his face burning. "It's to slowly integrate into her life, let her accept you, and get used to your existence. Isn't it said that companionship is the most long-lasting confession? Love is actually two people getting used to each other."

Hashirama drew inferences from one example. "For example, doing housework, helping her pick up the children, and so on."

"You can also try buying groceries and cooking?

Women all like men who take care of their families. "

Hashirama waved his hand and laughed. "Her cooking is much better than mine. Hahaha, but you can try buying groceries."

Damn it, she's still the virtuous wife type. Izuna Uchiha gritted his teeth and glared back at the white-haired Hashirama's proud and contemptuous gaze.

He wasn't jealous of Hashirama at all, really!

Sooner or later, he would find a sister-in-law who was a hundred times, a thousand times better than Hashirama's family.

Mito didn't notice the silent battle between the two clan leaders. He rested his chin on his hand and immersed himself in the knowledge of his novel system.

The warm and gentle male protagonist was good, but the domineering and arrogant type was also good!

"Women are all creatures who pursue visual stimulation. If you care about her and do everything for her, she may only treat you as a bestie, a good friend of the opposite sex who can talk about anything. She's used to your efforts and doesn't realize that you like her. When you think that you have feelings for each other and decide to confess, she'll slap you in the face with a" Slap "."

Whirlpool Mito became more and more engrossed as he spoke. "Things like 'I only treat you as a friend', 'You're a good person', 'You and I have always been pure friendship', and even more serious' Aren't we sisters' will all come out."

Hashirama nodded his head vigorously. He had a profound understanding of the situation.

"So —" Whirlpool Mito slammed the wooden table, narrowed his eyes and said darkly, "You have to learn to be domineering."

"What do you mean?" There were so many mysteries in being in a relationship that even Tobirama Sentete was curious.

"Take the position of a guide and take the initiative in a relationship. In the process of being in a relationship, you don't think about what you can do for her, but what you want to do to her."

"For example …"

"For example, you have to take the initiative to hold her hand or talk to her. The girl may like you and be too shy to ask, or she may not have feelings for you. At this time, you have to reestablish the relationship yourself." Whirlpool Mito murmured and suddenly looked up. "Do you know about Kabedon? Kabedon."

Hashirama shook his head obediently.

Mito raised the corner of his mouth. "This is one of the most boyfriend-like positions."

After that, he made a pose in the air and explained, "Like this, trap her between your arm and the corner of the wall, and then — lean close to her ear, low and sexy. Take note that the most important thing is sexy."

"And then?"

Whirlpool Mito smiled wickedly and said in a hoarse and seductive voice, "Kitten ~ Mi ~"

As soon as he said those three words, Uchiha Macula, who had been watching from the side, felt a chill run down his spine. This time, his eyelids couldn't stop twitching.

In contrast, the person in question looked gloomy. "She … will probably only be surprised for a while."

Hashirama pursed his lips. A few days after he woke up, he returned to the future Konoha. The flow of time between the two worlds was very strange. From the perspective of the other world, only the time of a nap had passed.

Banzi spent most of her time in the shop. When it was almost time for school, she would pick up Naruto and bring him home. Then, he would follow along.

The girl always had a peaceful smile on her face. Her eyebrows were relaxed, and her eyeshadow was mottled. She would patiently and seriously respond to the kindness of others, but she would also be troubled by the various obstacles in her life. Just like that, she didn't feel bored reading in the courtyard for an entire night. She was probably a gentle girl who enjoyed a peaceful life.

"A gentle person."

She was more delicate and sensitive than the average person. She was also better at reading people's minds. Moreover, after spending a few days together, Banzi also knew what kind of person Hashirama was.

Mito suddenly understood and revealed a sly smile. "It's okay. I suddenly thought of a method that has never worked since ancient times."

"What is it?" Everyone was curious.

"Ying!

Ho!

Ho!

Mei! "