Don't Panic. It's Not A Big Deal.

Chapter 47

Infinite Tsukuyomi

Mito couldn't bear to look and turned his head away.

He faintly looked at the Uchiha brothers.

"… I didn't talk about it."

Madara couldn't stand Whirlpool Mito's eyes, paused and added. "I'm not interested in this."

Mito looked at Izumi Na.

The young Uchiha's Second Head bit the bullet and said, "I'm not interested either."

No.

Just now the target was Hashirama. How did it suddenly turn to him and his brother?

He was just answering a very normal question, but for some reason, everyone's eyes revealed these two words.

"Public execution."

Izumi Na's fault.

Pointing to the only one who stayed out of the matter, Nara.

"What about you, Patriarch Nara?"

The young Nara patriarch sat on a cushion and sipped his tea.

"I'm already married."

Give a fatal blow to the single dogs.

What's written on paper is shallow.

Realize that this matter needs to be done.

Everyone present was obviously not the one who "bowed".

The only one who got married, Nara Shikanori, was also arranged by the clan.

There was no reference.

Uzumaki Mito has never been in love before, but she has read countless romance novels. What do the novels say about love?

"Love doesn't need to be so gorgeous.

In the blooming flowers,

There is also a moment of defeat, a moment of calmness,

A moment of sparks, there is a glimpse of calmness.

There is a moment of love. "

"Speak human language."

Mito clenched his fist and coughed twice.

His face was hot.

"It's to slowly integrate into her life, let the other party accept you, and get used to your existence. Isn't it said that companionship is the longest confession? Love is actually between two people getting used to each other."

Hashirama drew inferences. "For example, do housework, help her pick up the children, and so on."

"Can you also try to buy vegetables and cook?

Women like men who take care of their family. "

Hashirama waved his hand and laughed. "She's much better at cooking than me. Hahaha, but you can try to buy vegetables."

Izuna Uchiha gritted his teeth and stared back at Hashirama's proud and contemptuous eyes.

He's not jealous of Hashirama at all. Really!

Sooner or later, he will find a sister-in-law a hundred times better than Hashirama's family.

Mito didn't notice the silent battlefield between the two leaders of the two clans, holding his chin and immersed in the sea of knowledge of his novel system.

A warm male protagonist is good, but a domineering and arrogant type is also very good!

"Women are creatures who pursue visual stimulation. If you care about her and do everything for her, she may only see you as a bestie, a good friend of the opposite sex who talks about everything. She's used to your efforts and doesn't realize that you like her. When you think that you have feelings for each other and decide to confess, she'll slap you in the face with her friend cards."

Whirlpool Mito became more and more engrossed as she spoke. "'I only see you as a friend', 'You're a good person', 'We've always been pure friendship', and even more serious' Aren't we sisters' will all come out."

Hashirama nodded his head like a sieve, deeply understanding the subtle meaning.

"So —" Whirlpool Mito slammed the wooden table, narrowed her eyes and said darkly, "You have to learn to be domineering."

"What do you mean?" There were so many mysteries in being in a relationship that even Tobirama Sentete was curious.

"Take the position of a guide, take the initiative in a relationship, and think not about what you can do for her, but what you want to do for her."

"For example …"

"For example, you have to take the initiative to hold her hand, talk, and so on. The girl may like you and be too shy to ask, or she may not have feelings for you. At this time, you have to reestablish the relationship yourself." Whirlpool Mito murmured and suddenly looked up. "Do you know about Kabedon? Kabedon."

Hashirama shook his head obediently.

Mito raised the corner of her mouth. "This is one of the most boyfriend-like positions."

She then made a pose to the air and explained, "Like this, trap her between your arm and the corner of the wall, and then — lean close to her ear, low and sexy. Pay attention, and most importantly, sexy."

"And then?"

Whirlpool Mito smiled wickedly, her voice hoarse and seductive. "Kitten ~ Mi ~"

As soon as she said those three words, Uchiha Macula, who had been watching the drama from the side, felt a chill crawl up her spine, and this time, her eyelids couldn't stop twitching.

In contrast, the person in question looked gloomy. "She … will probably only be surprised for a while."

Hashirama pursed his lips. A few days after he woke up, he returned to the future Konoha. The flow of time between the two worlds was very strange, and from the perspective of the other world, only the time of a nap had passed.

Banzi spent most of her time in the shop, and when it was almost time for school to end, she would pick up Naruto, and then he would follow her all the way home.

The girl always had a peaceful smile on her face, her eyebrows relaxed, and her eyeshadow mottled. She would patiently and seriously respond to the kindness of others, but she would also be troubled by the various obstacles in her life. Just like that, she would not feel bored reading in the courtyard for an entire night. She was probably a gentle woman who enjoyed a peaceful life.

"A gentle person."

She was more delicate and sensitive than the average person, and also better at reading people's minds. Moreover, after a few days of interaction, Banzi also knew what kind of person Hashirama was.

Mito suddenly understood, and revealed a sly smile. "It's okay, I suddenly thought of a method that has never worked since ancient times."

"What?" Everyone was curious.

"Ying!

Ho!

Ho!

Mei! "

Suddenly, a powerful and inexplicable feeling of sadness welled up in Uchiha Macula's heart.

It was relatively easy for Konoha Jonin to accumulate experience through missions, and at the same time, it also symbolized the most central power of the village. Anyone who entered Naruto's reserve force basically came out from this path.

Sandaime-sama waved his pen and transferred Kashiwa Moritte into the Konoha Jonin operation, and at the same time put him under the leadership of Hatake Kakashi.

Sandaime-sama was promoting this person, this was the consensus of all the higher-ups.

He only understood Konoha's ninja hierarchy from the rough text in the documents, and this was the first time Hashirama entered the ninja system at close range to observe, and he had to admit that this model was quite reasonable and worth learning.

Hashirama covered his hood, sneaked out of a gambling house in the Country of Grass, opened his wallet, and carefully took out the change.

Once again, he had lost everything …

After deducting the money he spent to buy local specialties for Banzi and Naruto, the remaining money was only enough for two meals, and these two meals were the cheapest plum rice balls.

As expected, it was better to finish the mission quickly and return to Konoha, he really couldn't resist the temptation of the gambling house alone!

Kakashi ran to the meeting place with Sandaime-sama, and saw Hashirama squatting in the corner eating rice balls with a gloomy expression on his face, and fell silent.

What a pity.

The God of Ninjas, Hashirama, couldn't even fill his stomach, and ended up on the streets.

Kakashi, who loved small animals, couldn't bear to see him like this, and under his pitiful gaze, he said, "Mori-senpai … Let's go eat something good."

In Konoha village, the festive atmosphere was getting stronger and stronger. Many genin who had graduated this year came and went, helping the villagers decorate the streets, and at the corner of the street, there were already some signs tied to the crown of an old locust tree, faintly hanging from the lush leaves.

It was the middle of September, the time when oysters were the most plump.

Banzi woke up early to buy oysters from the market, and put them in a basin of saltwater to spit out the sand. The shellfish's meat was white and soft, and the ingredients were coated in paste, and fried until golden in color.

After making the tempura, there was still some pasta in the bowl. He took out a few kinds of mushrooms, cut them into slices, mixed them with amaranth leaves and pasta, and spread them over hot oil to form pancakes.

After that, he washed his hands, Banzi took off his apron, and served the fried food on the table.

White rice, stir-fried assorted vegetables, mushroom pancakes with amaranth, miso soup, and oyster tempura. It was a very family-like dinner.

Naruto sat on a chair and put on the gift that Hashirama had brought for him. The grey-blue goggles were very much in line with a boy's taste, and the rubber band was replaced with a soft elastic cloth to prevent it from straining his skin. Naruto couldn't help but take it off his head and observe it in his hands.

If he wore this to class tomorrow, he would definitely be super cool!

Naruto clenched his little fists, and the little stars in his eyes sparkled.

Banzi was also stuffed with a bag of gifts by Mori.

It wasn't like they were strangers. Was there a need to bring gifts?

Hashirama laughed heartily. "It's rare for me to go out, so I brought some local specialties. They're all food, and they're not that expensive."

"… Mm … Mm … Okay." Banzi's face unconsciously heated up, and she took out the food in the bag.

Grass Country was located at the border between Earth Country and Fire Country. Almost half of the country was covered by grassland trees, which was why it was called grass.

Agriculture was the primary industry in the area, and the quality of the crops was excellent, and the variety was also abnormally rich.

Pine greens, various kinds of dried mushrooms, burdock, and tofu skin.

Banzi's eyes lit up. Oh, she could make tofu skin sushi!

This was a hobby that Hashirama had discovered after observing his sweetheart for a long time. The man smiled and said, "The soybeans in Grass Country have a sweet texture, and the same goes for the tofu skin. It's very good for cold dishes and sushi."

Banzi nodded and put away the ingredients. She asked curiously, "You went to Grass Country to do a mission?"

No wonder Naruto said that they changed their training teacher.

"Yes, I returned to the clan, so Sandaime-sama transferred me to the Jonin Action Team."

He had to change jobs after returning to the clan?

At this time, the information that Kashiwa Moritte was Hashirama's bloodline was still only circulating among the ninjas. Banzi didn't pay attention to this information, so she naturally didn't know much about it.

"Hashirama."

Hashirama scratched his cheek. He suddenly became his great-grandson, which was a bit embarrassing. "I didn't expect to be a member of the Hashirama clan."

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