Eternal vanity
Chapter 31
It was true that Bai Chen did not understand the language of the beasts, but he really could not be sure if the behemoth in front of him could understand human language.
In the face of the enemy's move, Qiao Qiao, who was unwilling to sit still and wait for death, could only talk. He did not expect that this move would immediately bring about a fatal disaster.
Although … the enemy's killing move was an extremely ordinary spit of thick phlegm, it looked really disgusting!
Bai Chen looked at the murderous attack that was getting closer and closer to Qiao Qiao. Han Xing's eyes were full of reason and determination. At this time, he must not panic. One wrong step and he would be doomed eternally.
Three feet … two feet … one foot …
Now was the time!
Bai Chen waited for the opportunity to move. He casually picked up a piece of withered pine branch beside him, poured Source Energy into it, and waved his hand to block the attack.
Unexpectedly, after the thick phlegm of the leader of the Poison Centipedes collided with the pine branch, the pine branch turned into a wisp of ash.
Wang Yuan's eyes were as wide as copper bells. His mouth was wide open as he watched the incredible scene unfold in front of him. He felt dizzy.
"My goodness, I didn't expect this Brother Centipede to have such a bad morning temper. If people knew that I, the famous Qiao Qiao, was defeated by a mouthful of phlegm, and if word got out, how could I have a foothold in Jianghu in the future?" Qiao Qiao, who had been stunned for a long time, was now in a daze.
But he firmly believed that he could not be defeated by a terrifying-looking Poison Centipede … Damn it, a Poison Centipede was also a snake. If in the future the Jianghu spread that he, Qiao Qiao, had been looked down upon by a long worm, how could he still be shameless?
How could he still have the face to face his neighbor, Ah Hua, who used to be with him?
Damn it, in order to maintain my handsome and elegant image in front of A Hua, I have to risk it all. I don't believe that this ugly and spitting long worm has the ability to ride the clouds and ride the mist.
Qiao Qiao held his head high and strode forward. Holding his breath, he pointed at the leader of the Poison Centipedes and shouted, "Damn it. Fight me one-on-one if you dare. Don't bully me with your numbers. If I, Qiao Qiao, frown, I'll change my surname to Poison!"
His actions that exceeded the expectations of everyone were like a thunderclap that resounded out from the ground, and it shocked Bai Chen and Chen Xi to the point of being dumbstruck.
Now, no matter how flexible Bai Dashao's thinking was, he could not keep up with Qiao Qiao's wild and imaginative ideas.
Coincidentally, when the obedient group heard that someone wanted to challenge their boss's authority, they all began to shake their heads and waggle their tails happily.
They were extremely excited!
Looking at the dancing group of Poison Centipedes in front of him, Wang Yuan could not help but swallow. He leaned over Bai Chen's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Brother Yun, are they … are they celebrating their victory in advance, or are they holding some kind of pre-battle ceremony?"
Bai Chen half raised his head to look at the eager Poison Centipede King. He sighed speechlessly and said, "I think they might be praying before cooking. I heard that some beasts … divine beasts have the custom of praying before meals."
Wang Yuan grunted in agreement. After a moment of silence, he asked again in a low voice, "Brother Yun, do you mean that Brother Qiao is destined to lose?"
Bai Chen shook his head.
Wang Yuan was overjoyed. "That's good.
I see that Brother Qiao is blessed by the heavens. He will definitely be able to turn misfortune into fortune. "
Bai Chen sighed deeply. "What I mean is that if nothing unexpected happens this time, he will definitely have a slim chance of survival.
Do you think that he can defeat a Heaven Rank exotic beast with just his cultivation as a fourth stage Divine Expert?
Oh, there are also more than a hundred Earth Rank exotic beasts and countless Profound Rank exotic beasts! "
Hearing the depressing words coming out of Bai Chen's mouth, Wang Yuan's originally beaming face suddenly turned the color of a pig's liver. It was as if he had been struck by a sudden bolt from the blue. After a moment of sluggishness, he stepped forward and hugged Qiao Qiao with bitter resentment.
"Brother Qiao, I never thought that you and I would be facing a situation of life and death today. Alas!
Brother Qiao, you can go in peace. Every year on this day, I will definitely prepare a sacrifice and invite Rutaceae House's top courtesan, Miss Piao Xiang, to sing in front of your grave to comfort your soul in heaven. "Wang Yuan covered his face with his sleeves and wailed in grief.
Faced with Wang Yuan's most simple and sincere feelings, Qiao Qiao very elegantly revealed his cultural background and knowledge. "Scram!"
I haven't even started fighting and you two are already trying to undermine me. Brothers shouldn't be so sarcastic and sarcastic.
If I didn't know these two's character, I would have thought that you two were going to change sides at the last minute!
Bai Chen calmly watched the calm Poisonous Centipede King. He could feel the other's strength and terror. Bai Chen originally wanted to take advantage of the moment when the Poisonous Centipede King relaxed to gather all the Origin Energy in his body and strike. The method of capturing the ringleader could not be said to be very clever. However, what Bai Chen didn't expect was that … because of Qiao Qiao's competitive spirit, his plan was completely disrupted. Right now, the Poisonous Centipede King saw the three of them as turtles in a jar. Bai Chen wanting to make a move was pure nonsense!
What to do … what to do … what to do?
Right now, they were already at the point of life and death. Bai Chen could feel that the Poisonous Centipede King's biting cold killing intent towards the three of them was becoming hotter and hotter. The only reason it didn't want to make a move too early was because the other party hadn't played enough.
Once the Poisonous Centipede King got tired of the game of cat and mouse, then … the consequences would be unimaginable.
Right now, there was only one person who could break the current situation. The Heavenly Mystery could be predicted — — Yun Qingxiao!
Yun Qingxiao's plans were flawless. His several years of roaming Jianghu were not an undeserved reputation. Bai Chen's various encounters today were all thanks to him.
Therefore, when the nine clans heard the title of "wisdom", it could be said that they covered their heads and fled like rats, retreating like the best of the best!
In his sea of consciousness, the flowing light that had originally surrounded Yun Qingxiao's soul body disappeared. It was unknown where it had drifted to.
As for Yun Qingxiao, he was sleeping soundly as usual, without the slightest sign of waking up.
Bai Chen's heart sank. It seemed that he couldn't count on Yun Da Zhi Mo.
His eyes flashed, and his mind suddenly became active. Originally, he didn't want the "Wayless Money" to appear prematurely in the world. After all, "an ordinary man is innocent, and treasures are punished". Moreover, with his current cultivation, even protecting himself was a problem, so how could he protect other people's belongings?
However, he really wasn't willing to be buried in the belly of a few long worms. Even if he had to die with them, it was still a good choice.
What entered his eyes was the Poisonous Centipede King's slow sneeze. After a strong gust of wind, an open space suddenly appeared.
Those fragments that had instantly turned to fine powder disappeared in the air before they turned to dust.
Bai Chen secretly complained in his heart. Cold sweat flowed down his back.
His eyes swept over, only to see Wang Yuan and Qiao Qiao stupidly staring at that empty space with their tongues hanging out. Their faces were full of shock and disbelief!
The Poisonous Centipede King slightly lowered its bell-like eyes. It seemed to be very satisfied with the attitude of the two people.
After lightly swaying its tail, it unexpectedly raised its head to look at the blue dome of heaven. It opened its huge mouth and breathed into the sky. In an instant, a giant purple fireball occupied the entire sky above the You Xue Forest.
Qiao Qiao, whose eyes were full of shock, couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise, "So valiant!"
Wang Yuan, who had been standing beside him for a long time, trembled like a leaf in autumn. His teeth chattered as he asked, "Brother … Brother Qiao, may I ask, do you have a plan to defeat the enemy?"
Qiao Qiao directly rolled his eyes. He glanced at Wang Yuan as if he was looking at an idiot. He said loudly, "I say, Brother Wang, as the saying goes, 'Illness enters from the mouth, disaster comes from the mouth.' What do you mean by saying this?
I regret that I didn't meet Brother Poisonous Centipede earlier. If Brother Poisonous Centipede doesn't mind, I wish I could immediately kowtow to him!
You … actually said something to me about a 'plan to defeat the enemy'?
Aiyaya, these words are really shocking. I'm really ashamed to be in the same company as you!
Look at Brother Poisonous Centipede's distinguished and elegant style, heroic and domineering. My feelings of reverence towards him are even higher than the thousands of peaks and tens of thousands of mountains, unbroken and unbroken, as deep as the bottomless abyss that I cannot extricate myself from. It is also like a surging river that flows endlessly. To be able to have him as my brother, it really is the fortune of three lifetimes for me, Qiao Qiao!
Don't mention this' enemy 'in front of me. When I think of Qiao Qiao and Brother Poisonous Centipede causing trouble, it's like cutting my heart and lungs, eating my bones and blood. My heart hurts like it's being twisted! "
Dumbstruck, Wang Yuan heard Qiao Qiao's sincere voice and simple emotions. He thought that Qiao Qiao had lost his mind. With lingering fear, he looked at Qiao Qiao Qiao's sweet face as he embraced the Poisonous Centipede King's body and indulged in happiness. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
The scene in front of him gave him a very strange feeling. A man with a dignified appearance was snuggling up to a giant Poisonous Centipede King like a little bird, and constantly using his smooth, white and tender hands to gently stroke the Poisonous Centipede King's rough skin, as if he was caressing the body of his lover!
It was really embarrassing!
What was even more disgusting was that while Qiao Qiao was flirting with the Poisonous Centipede, he was actually throwing flirtatious glances at Bai Chen and Wang Yuan.
"Brother Yun, is Brother Qiao always like this?" Wang Yuan looked at Bai Chen suspiciously, his body indiscernibly moving backwards.
Bai Chen cursed in his heart, but his face bloomed with a bright and beautiful smile. "Uh, Qiao Qiao and I have only known each other for a few days. Speaking of which, I'm not very familiar with him.
However, I saw that the two of you hit it off at first sight, and that you were very congenial. I thought that the two of you were kindred spirits! "He looked at Wang Yuan thoughtfully, his expression saying that he knew what was going on.
Wang Yuan raised his head to look at Bai Chen blankly, and saw that his face was full of a contemptuous smile.
As his thoughts raced, he coughed awkwardly. "Wang Yuan was rude. I hope that Brother Yun will be magnanimous enough to forgive me."
Bai Chen waved his hand magnanimously. "Brother Wang, what are you saying? You and I have worked together to this point. There is no need to treat me as an outsider."
The two of them faced each other. No matter how much Qiao Qiao tried to break down with his eyes, it was useless. Because no one cared about his performance at all.
Uh, except for the Poisonous Centipede King, who believed his flattery without a doubt.
In the Poisonous Centipede King's impression, he was a unique overlord, and also a supreme Heaven Rank exotic beast king who could make many things invisible in an instant.
And in his own domain and knowledge, he had always been the one who went along with him, and those who went against him would perish. Whoever dared to disobey him would only end up being turned to ashes and vanish forever!
Qiao Qiao took a deep breath and carefully probed the Poisonous Centipede King's body. He understood that this was the only opportunity he could take advantage of.
He secretly transferred the Chaotic Body Origin Energy to the palm of his left hand. The veins on his entire arm bulged, and his palm turned red. Clear veins appeared.
His mouth suddenly became sharp. "Go die!"
An attack that contained the power of his entire body slammed into the Poisonous Centipede King's body. It was like a thunderous explosion of Origin Energy.
In the next moment, the Poisonous Centipede King's heart-wrenching cry resounded through the forest.
Bai Chen and Wang Yuan, who were still speaking confidently a second ago, had already fled when Qiao Qiao gathered his Origin Energy.
Qiao Qiao watched as the two figures gradually disappeared into the distance. He gritted his teeth and said, "I thought you were idiots!"
"You're the idiot, your whole family is idiots!"
Wang Yuan, who was running away, quickly turned around and retorted sarcastically, "Brother Qiao, your great feat of enduring humiliation and enduring hardships really makes me and Brother Yun admire you greatly!"
"Don't be so sarcastic."
When he thought about how he had once had intimate contact with the ugly Poisonous Centipede King, Qiao Qiao wanted nothing more than to find a hole to crawl into. "Wuwuwu, I've seen the blue sea, but I never thought that the hand I used to hold A 'Hua would be mercilessly sullied by that ugly Poisonous Centipede King!
I … … I might as well find a piece of tofu and kill myself. At least I'll be able to account for my pure love! "
Bai Chen was speechless. He turned his head and rudely said, "Are you sure you've only touched A 'Hua with your claws?"
"Boss, no matter what, I, Qiao Qiao, am a one in a million person. I'm very loyal to my feelings."
Qiao Qiao glanced bitterly at Bai Chen, who was moving like a fleeing rabbit, and said with great dissatisfaction, "A 'Hua is the perfect person in my life. After she mercilessly rejected me, I fell in love with Zhen Yu, Mo Niandi, Qiu Ci, Situ Die, Kong Feifei, Mi Luo, A' Gou … …"
"Brother Qiao, I'm sorry … I'm sorry to interrupt you."
Wang Yuan, who was gradually losing his strength, gasped for breath and put his hands on Qiao Qiao's neck. He asked with a serious face, "May I ask if this Miss A 'Gou is a human or some other species?"
"Get the hell out of here!"
Qiao Qiao couldn't suppress his sadness and pushed Wang Yuan hard. "A 'Gou is the perfect person in my life. After I mercilessly abandoned her, I fell in love with Qianyu, Zhirou, Mengmeng, Ziyan, and Xin?
… … "
Bai Chen, who was speechless, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and wanted to give the narcissistic Qiao Qiao a blow, but the scene in front of him made him want to cry but have no tears.
When the ignorant Qiao Qiao saw Bai Chen stop, he stopped as well. He looked at Bai Chen from head to toe, then leaned back against "Wang Yuan" and began to daydream again. "Sigh, since a month ago, I've been with A 'Gou.
After Huan and I parted ways, I kept myself clean and unwavering. Although Ah Hua hurt me, I still chose to believe in love.
I'm a kind person, but the road to love is bumpy.
Actually, I, Qiao Qiao, can be considered to be loyal to my feelings. Don't you think so, Brother Wang? "
"Hey, Brother Wang, when did you grow fur?
It's soft and smooth to the touch. It feels good!
… Eh, Brother Wang, why do you have the smell of urine on you? Can't you learn more from me? Cleanliness is a strict requirement of every cultivator … Damn … "
Qiao Qiao suddenly turned around and saw a majestic tiger with snow-white fur staring coldly at him.
The most incredible thing was that this white-furred tiger actually had a pair of fiery wings.
In an instant, Qiao Ya, whose hair stood on end, was so frightened that he took a few steps back. As for Wang Yuan, who was pushed by him just now, he was crawling not far behind Qiao Ya with a silly smile on his face, as if he had just peeped on a beauty taking a bath successfully.
No wonder Boss looked like he had nothing to live for when he turned around. I … I've f * cking embarrassed myself again!!!
When he thought of this, Qiao Qiao resolutely fell to the ground.
He heard that the only effective way to deal with ferocious beasts in the wild was to play dead. He hoped it would work!