Get Out of the Way, I'm Going to Cheat
Chapter 10
In the end, I was saved, but the situation was very awkward.
This incident was listed as one of the 'worst actions' by the Double Couplet, and it was criticized at the annual meeting for several years.
Then why was that?
Because the person who saved me under the eyes of the Double Couplet wasn't from the Double Couplet at all.
The moment the temporary kitchen collapsed, a black shadow dashed towards me at high speed. It was as if he had really used the speed of a hundred-meter dash to carry me out of the building. Along with the loud crash of the temporary kitchen crashing onto Brother Hammer, the person and I rolled on the grass for a long time before we finally stopped.
Dizzy, I thought it was Quicksilver who saved me, but brother Quicksilver and sister Walter weren't here today. Even Sister Widow, Green Fatty, and Fatty Chirp weren't here.
So when I saw the guest list, I thought Brother Hammer wasn't popular in the Double Couplet.
The person who saved me patted my cheek and asked, "Are you okay?
Can you get up? "
Team America ran a little later and knelt beside me. He grabbed my limbs a few times to make sure I wasn't injured, then asked softly, "Do you feel any pain?"
I shook my head and sat up with Team America's help. Looking closely, the person who saved me was indeed the man in a suit who pretended to be a real estate agent and carried a P226R!
Seeing that I was fine, he got up and wanted to leave, but I grabbed his clothes desperately and asked him, "Who are you?
Why did you follow me from Washington to New York? "
"I'll tell you when we meet again." It seemed that he had made up his mind to never see me again in this life.
The man in the suit pulled his clothes out of my hands and disappeared into the crowd.
A group of people quickly gathered behind Team America. Thor, whose head was covered in dust, also climbed out of the ruins. He squatted next to me apologetically and kept apologizing.
Some of the others were concerned about my well-being, and some were just onlookers. In order not to become the focus of the crowd, I quickly got up from the ground and told everyone that I wasn't injured. Only then did the onlookers disperse one by one.
"Tsk, so embarrassing.
Who was that person just now?
Did the Justice League send them to humiliate us? "
Mr. Iron Man frowned impatiently and said to his butler, "Friday, I'm going to have a drink to ease my mood. I want to see all his information in five minutes."
Before he left, he told Team America and Thor, "If that guy is self-employed, I'll get him to work at the Double couplet tomorrow. Otherwise, if word of this gets out, we'll lose face!"
"Are you sure you're okay?
Do you want to check it? "
Team America hadn't let go of my wrist since just now. I could tell that he was really worried about my safety.
I shook my head and leaned on him. Looking at Thor's sincere eyes, I made a decision.
Trash Loki, how dare you harm me! I'll make sure you won't be able to get out of bed for three days!
"The person who knows that you like to eat that burger is Loki. He's also the person who told me to hold the party here.
We all knew that he must have a purpose, but no one thought that he just wanted you to give up on Jane.
You're not brothers anyway. Don't you want to ask him why he did this? "
So the God of Thunder swung his big hammer and flew away.
I turned to ask Team America, "Can you not tell Peter about this?"
Little Spider was grounded by Mr. Stark and didn't come over from Washington.
"Why don't you want him to know?" Did you not want him to worry?
"I'm afraid that he'll be too noisy …" If he knew, he would definitely pester me and ask me all kinds of questions. He wouldn't stop for three to five days.
Understanding each other's intentions, Team America and I instantly reached an agreement.
My phone rang a few times, and when I took it out, I saw that it was a message from Hank. Ever since that day, he would send me a few messages every day to harass me, and I would only reply to him occasionally.
Today's message seemed like he went to my house: Are you not at home?
I could only reply: I'm in New York.
He replied almost immediately: When will you be back?
I didn't want to talk to this pig trotter anymore. I replied: In my next life.
But he still replied quickly: Okay, I'll wait for you.
"…" In the past five years, you've learned a lot of flirting skills. Hank, it seems that you've had a lot of boyfriends to practice.
*
On the tenth day of Mr. Wizard's disappearance, I didn't miss him at all.
But that was true, but the reality was another matter.
Last night, I dreamed of him again. This was the fourth time he left without saying goodbye.
In the dream, he never spoke. At first, he just smiled and hugged me from behind while lying on the bed. When I wasn't paying attention, he would occasionally kiss my hair. He didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
But recently, his actions became more and more presumptuous. But in the dream, I couldn't scream or resist. That feeling of despair was too real.
The first time I dreamed of him might be because I subconsciously missed him, but four times in a row, that gentleman must have used magic to enter my dream.
What does he think I am?
A power bank?
Every time I wake up, I feel dizzy and weak, just like the night I slept on the sofa.
Then where should I go to charge this power bank?
Team America said that my night walking disorder hasn't acted up recently. I don't know if there's a connection between the two.
Loki's side is also very quiet. I'm afraid he hasn't gotten out of bed for ten days.
That day, I was wandering alone on the street. I felt that someone was following me, so I found a quiet café and ordered a cup of hot tea.
As I was drinking, the P226R suit man suddenly sat in front of me. I was so scared that I almost spat out the tea.
"So you're still following me!" If it wasn't for the fact that he saved my life, I would have poured a cup of hot tea on his face.
"Tell me, what's your purpose?"
"Your life is in danger. I'm here to save you." The suit man's tone was calm as if he was saying one plus one equals two.
"I'm from the Double couplet. Of course my life is in danger at any time. I know that even if you don't tell me."
"I'm not talking about a national or even international level threat. This danger is directed at you personally.
But I've been following you for many days, and I didn't find any potential threats around you. "
I carefully thought about who I've offended in my life, but after thinking about it, I feel that the person who wants to kill me the most is Mr. Weyne, who I caught playing with the boss's secretary.
"I can't think of anyone who wants to kill me.
But can you tell me, how do you know my life is in danger? "
"I can't tell you the specific details. Just think of it as God's will." It seemed that the suit man didn't want to reveal too much, so I had to guess on my own.
"Is it some kind of algorithm?"
Hydra used to use Doctor Zola's algorithm to calculate the number of people in the world who are a threat to them.
He didn't seem to expect me to say that. After a moment of surprise, he answered, "Sort of. Anyway, after I saved you last time, your number still appeared every day. We suspect that the threat around you hasn't been removed yet."
I nodded to show that I understood. From his words, I slowly guessed the information I wanted. "So, you have a group of people. The algorithm will give you a number, a unique number that everyone has. It should be something like an ID card or social security number, right?
Then, you will follow or disguise yourself to approach the target to protect him.
Am I right? "
No wonder his reaction was faster than the Double couplet man. It turned out that he knew I was in danger all along.
The suit man didn't say anything else. The quieter he was, the closer I was to the truth.
"Do you have a name?
The Men in Black? "I tried to joke with him." Can you not erase my memory?
Please, please! "
"This is the first time we've seen this kind of situation, but you'd better not be alone. If possible, it's safer to stay with your boyfriend."
The suit man stood up. Before he left, he said, "Also, please tell Mr. Stark to stop investigating me. You'll never find us."
"Wait!" I remembered who he could be. "You're Knee Buster!
The man in a suit that the New York police have been looking for, the one who specializes in shooting people's knees. That's you, right? "
It seemed that he didn't want to answer me. Before I left, I asked, "If I'm really in danger, how can I find you?"
"If your number appears again, we will find you."
What a cool line. He must have practiced it many times in front of the mirror.
*
Mr. Wizard used me as a power bank for the whole night. He really went too far last night, and I couldn't resist in my dream.
The next day, I slept until the sun was high in the sky.
When I woke up, I felt tears at the corners of my eyes. After I wiped them away, I decided to treat last night as a dream and forget about it.
Lying on the bed, I didn't want to move. Suddenly, I remembered what Knee Buster had said to me yesterday.
'It's safer to stay with your boyfriend.'
Where did I get a boyfriend?
Even my roommate's boss hadn't come home for three days.
Maybe this time, it would be two people. I didn't know if Mulai's left hand was easy to get along with.
My phone rang a few times. It was Hank calling.
I frowned slightly. This bastard had always sent me messages and never dared to call me. Could it be that there was something urgent this time?
Hank's voice was nervous, impatient, and a little aggrieved. "Did you move?"
"…" He can't be on the 24th floor, right?
"Don't hide from me, okay?
Where did you go?
I'm worried about you. "He sounded like he was about to cry.
"… Yes, I moved." I lifted the blanket and wanted to get out of bed to wash up.
Hank was silent for a while, but his breathing became more and more obvious, as if he was trying to hold back some emotions. "… You moved together?
Can you tell me where you moved to? "
I held the phone, hesitating whether I should tell him or not. Before I walked to the living room, I felt dizzy, and my limbs went limp uncontrollably.
Hank called my name over and over again on the other side of the phone. After a while, I realized that I was probably lying on the ground. Using the last bit of strength, I picked up the phone and said to him, "… 16th floor, number two …"
To be continued
Intimate Guide to this chapter:
1. Doctor Zola's Algorithm: Meet Team America 2.
2. Suit Man aka Knee Buster: John.
Reese Li Si, from POI, Suspect Tracking.
3. You will never find us/If your number appears again, we will find you: POI Opening Line: You will
never
find
us.
But
victim
or
perpetrator,
if
your
number's
up,
we'll
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