Get Out of the Way, I'm Going to Cheat

Chapter 19

In order to avoid confusion, and at the same time to take care of the people who haven't watched every show, the source of the joke is in parentheses.

If you don't understand a joke, you can ask in the comments.

The two Holmes and Watson returned to the Double couplet base full of doubts, only to find that three Hulks had appeared in the headquarters.

Tony looked at the wreckage of the new base that had been smashed by the three out-of-control Hulks, and the three people who had returned to their human forms and were sitting on the ground, and covered his head with a headache.

Too bitter, Tony Stark felt that his life was really bitter.

"Where did you two come from?" Tony pointed to the two Bruce Banners on the ground that he didn't know.

The first Hulk (played by Eric Banner and directed by Lee An) got up from the ground, shook his head and said, "I don't remember, I was already here when I regained consciousness."

Tony frowned, looked at the second Hulk (played by Edward Norton) and asked, "You're not like this, are you?"

Hawkeye, Clint Barton, stood next to the second Hulk with a guarded look, and then asked, "Clint, what are you doing standing there?

Do you know him? "

Hawkeye nodded, stared at the second Hulk, and replied, "This guy is a senior CIA official. In order to cover up the Stepping Stone and Black Rose Project, he ordered the eradication of agents, and I was one of the test subjects who was tortured by the blue-green drug."

"Then I advise you not to mess with him, after all, he doesn't need bullets to 'eradicate' you now."

Black Widow, Natasha Romanov had just calmed down the third Hulk (played by Mark Ruffalo), who was also their Double couplet, and got up and pulled Hawkeye aside.

When passing by the first Hulk, Widow shouted with disdain, "Your Majesty, are you happy with my sister?

Have you given birth to the heir you've been waiting for? "

Without waiting for him to answer, she turned her attention to Doctor Strange and said, "Long time no see, Mr. Ex-husband."

(Source: Another Pauline girl.

The Hulk played the role of Henry VIII. He stole the widow from Doctor Strange and married the widow's sister, Thor's ex-girlfriend, Jane.

In the end, Jane was sent to the guillotine, leaving only one daughter, Elizabeth I.)

The first Hulk looked at Sister Widow, and a new layer of memories was activated. He couldn't help but regret that he had been blind to give up on this woman. He couldn't help but praise, "You look really beautiful now."

Doctor Strange, who had just been cuckolded, did not have a good impression of the first Hulk. He said, "Alright, shut up. She's not someone you can covet now."

The First Generation Captain looked at the chaotic scene and spoke to stop them from continuing to recognize each other. "It seems that we can't find the answer here. Why don't you all split up and find your own time rift? Once you find a clue, inform each other!

I have to go to the seaside and look for my old friend. Then I'll go with him to the Ministry of Magic. Maybe I'll find something. "(Source: Where Are Magical Animals?

The First Generation Captain was Dumbledore, and the pirate captain was Grindelwald.)

"Okay, I'll arrange it here."

Tony watched his Watson walk out of the Double couplet base. He counted the people present and found that a few people were missing. "Friday, where are Thor and Steve?"

"Boss, Captain hasn't returned from the X-Men Base yet. Thor has … arrived, but with his brother."

"Tony, you're back!"

It didn't take long for Thor to drag his brother, the evil god Loki, to appear at the most chaotic time.

When Tony, Doctor Strange, and Shi Chuanqi saw Loki, they looked at each other and suddenly felt that there was no need to go out to search for clues about the time rift. The doubts in their hearts were also explained.

Shi Chuanqi spoke first, inheriting Shylock's excellent genes of not beating around the bush. He asked, "Loki, are you the one who created the time rift?"

Loki frowned. His brain worked faster than a windmill on the plains. He asked knowingly, "Say that again?

What rift? "

"Time!"

After Tony repeated it, he saw that Loki's eyes were fixed on the Time Gem on Shi Chuanqi's chest. He asked, "What do you mean?"

"The time rift was created by the Time Gem. Isn't this obvious?" Loki was never afraid of making a big deal out of it. After all, it had nothing to do with him.

If it went too far, he would hide behind his brother. No matter how big the world was, it couldn't compare to Thor's chest muscles.

At worst, he would be pressed down on the bed by his brother and be unable to get out of bed for half a month. He wouldn't have to worry about those disasters.

However, this time, everyone was even more confused because of him.

Agent Ross (Watson, played by Mr. Chao, appeared in the movies Team America 3 and Black Panther) stared at the green gem on Doctor Strange's chest and asked, "Shylock, what does he mean by this?"

"It definitely can't be the Time Gem. Loki, don't confuse us!

The rift and chaos this time came from different time, space, and parallel universes. If you want to say that the Time Gem is suspicious, why don't you ask where the Space Gem is? "Doctor Strange said and looked at Thor." Do you want to go back to Asgard to take a look?

Is the Space Gem still there? "

"Thor, wait!"

Tony pulled out a relatively intact chair from the ruins of the base and sat on it tiredly. He said to everyone, "We need to calmly analyze the current situation.

First, we need to know if only the people around us have their memories activated.

If so, then this is a conspiracy against the Double couplet.

If not, then what is the purpose of the mastermind?

Global panic?

Or … to increase the grudges between people? "

Sister Widow took out her phone and swiped a few times. She shook her head and said, "The headlines on social media are all about this. It seems that this is a global memory activation."

"How could it be that they spent so much effort just to let everyone have different memories?

What is the mastermind trying to do? "

Hawkeye felt that his IQ had decreased with the activation of a new memory. (In The Bourne Ultimatum 4, the protagonist's IQ was low, and he relied on blue drugs to increase it later.)

However, his habit did not change. When he was thinking, he liked to take out his arrows and wipe them clean one by one, even though there was no dust on them.

"I guess that the mastermind might want someone in this time and space to remember his secret in the parallel universe?

To help the mastermind achieve his unspeakable goal? "Ross proposed his first idea.

"Then, wouldn't it be fine if he just opened a time rift to let 'someone' remember?

Why spend so much energy to activate the memories of billions of people around the world?

This doesn't make sense. "

Double couplet Hulk, who had seven Doctor degrees, firmly believed that the villain would not waste such a huge amount of resources to achieve a small goal.

"Maybe the mastermind can't control his ability?

That's why he's careless … "A thought suddenly flashed through the first Hulk's mind." It's also possible that we're all a smokescreen. If the mastermind only has one real goal among billions of people, then for us, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack or a bone in the desert. We won't be able to find it at all. "

Tony basically agreed with everyone's thoughts and continued, "In fact, other than the activation of memories, there are also abilities, and even a new batch of superheroes and supervillains have been created.

Friday, go and calculate how much the percentage of people with abilities has increased in the world. "

“Yes

Boss。”

"I think that having memories from different time and space can stimulate the hatred between ants."

Loki leaned back against the wall on one side, gloating as he watched the show. "Don't you think that all of you have become irritable?

It's as if resentment and grievances have poured into your little heads along with the new memories, adding more emotions to your already short and sad lives that you want to vent. "

He looked at the three Hulks and continued, "The same identity but with the addition of different people, if this rises to the level of ruler, the price of chaos and conflict is not just a Double couplet base, but the entire atrium.

Civil strife is a good idea, why didn't I think of it before? "

"Loki, don't talk too much." Thor was worried that Loki's arrogant attitude would still make everyone unhappy, so he spoke up to stop him.

"For the first time, I feel that this troublemaker is so reasonable!"

Tony slapped his thigh and continued, "If global civil strife is the purpose of the mastermind behind the scenes, the only thing we can do is to close the time rift and erase the extra memories of people!"

"There must be a source for the time rift." Widow stood up and said to Hawkeye, "Clint, let's track the same energy index and see if we can find the coordinates of the source."

"I'll go with you!"

Double couplet version of the green fat Hulk volunteered, but was stopped by Tony.

"Bruce, I have a small matter for you, come with me to the lab later."

Tony asked him to stay with a mysterious look on his face. "Everyone else, go to your own time rift and see if there are any clues." He then looked at the first Hulk and said, "Especially you, it seems that there are quite a few."

Everyone calmly agreed and was about to leave. But in this world, there was always a higher mountain, and there was always something to be chaotic about.

Just when Tony thought that his world could no longer be chaotic, a blond, blue-eyed man in a yellow uniform suddenly used the method of quantum particle recombination and was teleported in front of everyone.

James T. Kirk (played by Chris Pine, source: Star Trek reboot), the young and promising captain of the Enterprise, was suddenly teleported to the Double couplet base with a large syringe in his hand.

He looked at Doctor Strange and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Khan!

You bastard! "

(According to the glass-wiping group, the first mate was killed by Khan in the first version of Star Trek. The syringe was set in the reboot version, and Khan's blood could save people.)

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Shylock Smaug Doctor Strange Khan's fourth memory was activated at the same time.

Captain Kirk rushed all the way to Doctor Strange, but he was stopped by Thor.

"Mister, the Avengers is not a place where you can be so presumptuous!" Saul stood in the ruins that were destroyed by the three Green Fatties, and said without a shred of conscience.

"Dad?!

Aren't you dead? "

When Captain Kirk saw Saul, he was stunned for a full three seconds before he reacted. Wasn't this his father, George Kirk, who had died young and only been the captain for twelve minutes but had saved the lives of eight hundred people on the ship?

Loki pulled out a pair of daggers and walked towards the two of them.

Captain Junior looked around and suddenly saw the first Hulk. He pointed at him and said, "Why are you here with him?

He's Nero!

Dad, you were killed by him! "

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