CP involved in this chapter: Bat Super, EC, Fake · Shield Winter, Real · Shield Me

Don't ask me how Mr. Weyne managed to get me into the Double couplet in one day, I don't know.

But according to my analysis, since his superpower is super money, this little thing should be nothing in his eyes.

Even if it doesn't work, isn't there still the "Steel Bones" in the Justice League? It should be easy to just plug in a few cables and change internal information or something, right?

But I have to say, my boss is really a rich person who has to be willful. He didn't even give me an alias and directly sent my real resume to The Avengers' base.

Boss, you tricked me like this, does the lady boss know?

Hello?

Excuse

me?

Is this the treatment an undercover agent should receive?

I always felt that this was an opportunity the boss created for me. If the mission failed, not only would I be silenced, but I'm afraid that eight generations of my adoptive parents' family would be dug up.

However, there was another benefit to this. My long-lost biological parents might be found by them, and they would show me why I was born so handsome yet so gay. Then, they would dig up the eighteen generations of my biological ancestors and flog their corpses.

In the end, I was arranged to be Thor's secretary.

But he wasn't on Earth, so he didn't need me.

In fact, I really tried very hard to fight for it. I told the HR manager that I didn't mind being transferred to Asgard to serve Thor, as long as they provided me with food, accommodation, and round-trip spaceship tickets, employee benefits, and so on. I just wanted to see if they could arrange a boyfriend for me from Immortal Palace. But they looked at me like I was retarded for a long time and didn't agree.

Tsk.

Double couplet is really stingy.

In the end, I was assigned to be Captain America, Mr. Steve Rogers' temporary secretary until Mr. Thor returns to Earth.

Before coming, my vanity told me to follow Mr. Tony Stark. After all, he's a person like Magneto.

If I follow him, my Weibo account (What is it like to follow a rich boss) can be updated as usual, and the style is likely to be even more exaggerated than before.

But now, the life of my dear new boss, the centenarian Captain America, makes me want to change my Weibo account to @ The Tranquil Life of a Centenarian Handsome Boss, and change my profile to 'The Omen of Big Breasts, Turning Breasts into Blessings.'

He led a very regular life. Every day, he would get up at four o 'clock and play a hundred laps of "on your left" with his good friends, Falcon and Sam Wilson, around the lake between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington, D.C. Monument.

Sometimes I really wanted to ask him if he had seen the young Professor X and Magneto playing chess on the steps when he passed by the Lincoln Memorial.

To solve this problem, I would occasionally go for a walk with them. Mr. Stevie was very considerate of my small body, and before we started running, he would always ask me, "Are you?"

you

ready?”

Then Falcon, the crosstalk comedian, would imitate my voice and sing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song from behind, shouting, "Aye!

Aye

Captain!”

Falcon and I laughed so hard that only Team America didn't know what was funny, but he just stared at me and smiled.

After the morning run, I didn't go most of the time. Mr. Steve would knock on my door at 7: 30 sharp.

He would smile and say good morning to me, then he would pick up the towel I prepared in advance and the clothes he left at my house to take a shower.

He would wipe his wet blonde hair and come out to watch me fry a half cooked sunny

side

Up a poached egg, and then we would put plates and plates on the dining table in the living room.

Sometimes I seriously suspected that he was deliberately swaying his wet hair in front of me until I couldn't stand it anymore and would drag him to dry his hair.

Tsk, why is it different from what we agreed on?

Is Team America this lazy?

Then we would eat a nutritious breakfast together. He would pour me orange juice while deciding what to do for the rest of the day.

In fact, I already realized that the atmosphere between him and me was too ambiguous. If things continued to develop like this, I wouldn't be far from being on the cover of gossip magazines and trending topics on Weibo.

As I expected, the headlines couldn't escape this:

"Captain America's Live-In Boyfriend Exposed!"

Front?

Front when I was showering?

If you have the time, you should go and take a picture of Mr. Weyne's front. I swear on my happiness for the rest of my life, it's definitely worth it!

"Century-Old Captain is finally not a virgin!!"

.....？！

He used to be … a virgin?

In those few days, I realized that the way I looked at him was different from before. He was actually such a person who was passionate but restrained by etiquette. Liu Steve Rogers.

"Shocking!

The Patriotic Soldier is actually not straight!

A Comprehensive Analysis of Captain America's Gay Transformation! "

I collected this book. The editor is awesome. It analyzed his hundred years of transformation. There were timelines and historical events, and it was convincing.

"Love History Exposed!

Who Is the Man Who Turned Team America Gay? "

This was a bit too much. The boys I dated when I was young were all dug up. But fortunately, my taste was still there. Looking at their photos now, they were all quite handsome.

It's just that the person I wanted to know about the most was missing. Hank is really mysterious. Even gossip magazines can't dig up his details.

"Neighbors Reveal Team America's Love Details"

They even said that they heard the sound of us fighting 300 rounds at night?

I swear, I haven't seen any of these so-called neighbors.

"Why Did Double Couplet Quarrel?

Shocking Team America Has a Boyfriend! "

… When did Double Couplet quarrel? Why didn't I know?

It wasn't hard to see from the ambiguous eyes of the neighbors that I and Mr. Steve were like a loving and harmonious live-in couple in their eyes.

But it was because he came too early and moved too fast every day. The neighbors didn't see him come in, so they thought he lived here.

To be honest, I wasn't used to this kind of peaceful life at first, but I slowly found that this life wasn't peaceful at all. I became more and more sensitive to cameras and people.

I even had to tinker in front of the mirror for at least half an hour before I went out every day. And Mr. Steve also read the newspaper while waiting for me.

After all, I now had the title of "Captain America's Boyfriend". If I slacked off, I would lose face for my new boss.

And I always felt that I was accompanying him in this ambiguous play. He had his ulterior motive, and I didn't want to expose it.

Then let him wait. He wasn't busy anyway. There weren't many things in this world that could reach his salary level and make him move.

Occasionally, when something big happened, I would follow him on a mission to save the world as a logistics support. But there would always be a few days a month when he would suddenly disappear without telling me where he went. He would only leave a message saying not to worry.

It made me feel like a young man waiting for his lover to return. This feeling was very familiar, just like when I was waiting for that bastard's ex, but now I felt more at ease.

The first few times, I kept guessing what bad things he was doing and didn't dare to let me know.

When he wasn't around, I would pay special attention to the "Super Hero Beats Bad Guys" column to see if he hid his identity to make some extra money, or simply became a bad guy.

Gradually, I began to wonder if he was Pon.

Farr, but he didn't want to find me to solve it. That's why he went behind my back to pick up girls and boys.

Farr (estrus) is once every seven years. Isn't it too bad for him to do it once a month?

Could it be that the serum he injected had some unspeakable side effects?

But he didn't have to bring Falcon with him, right?

Then I started to wonder if he had an illegitimate child, the kind of illegitimate child that was born seventy years ago. He had to go to the old people's home to see him for a few days a month. But he really didn't have to hide the matter of respecting the old and loving the young from me.

Although I was a bit disappointed, in the end, I still found out the real reason from Falcon.

It turned out that every time he inquired about that person, although he knew it was very likely to be a false clue, he still wanted to see it for himself.

Because of this, I never thought about my relationship with him in that direction. Instead, I acted on my own initiative and accompanied him to act as a couple to gossip. I wanted to use the power of the media to spread this matter further and force that person to appear and give him a warning of Mulai's left hand.

I imagined that scene, and I don't know why, but I felt that these two people overlapped with Mr. Weyne and Superman.

Does being my boss mean that I'm destined to be bullied?

I wonder if that's the case for Thor?

What a pitiful seal, I must hide this attribute well and not let people or gods know. That way, I can hold popcorn and watch my bosses get humiliated one by one.

I never exposed this layer of acting with him, even that day when he showed me the magazine that Tony · Gossip · Stark used to adjust his mood, I didn't take credit because my attention was attracted by another shocking incident.

Damn it, that big watermelon!

They actually chose a picture of me yawning on the street and zoomed in on my distorted face, who did this?!

I curse their whole family to take pictures and roll their eyes!

Seeing me frown, the guilt on Mr. Steve's face deepened.

"I'm sorry, I caused you trouble."

He lowered his eyes and thought for a bit, as if he made a big decision, then said to me: "If you don't like it, then I won't go to your house in the future."

Of course, he didn't know why I was so angry, because with his character who didn't care about his appearance, he must feel that I was wronged by the magazine.

But in fact, it was because the people around him were too good-looking (including me), causing him to suffer from severe aesthetic fatigue, resulting in him not being able to distinguish between beauty and ugliness.

But he really didn't need to feel so guilty, I was a dedicated and caring secretary who accompanied the boss to act to find that person, even if I was photographed in an ugly picture by the magazine, it was no big deal.

"It won't be troublesome, I'm your secretary, it's my responsibility to take care of your life."

Hearing me say this, his eyes were obviously disappointed, and he asked me tentatively: "Just... responsibility?"

"Of course it's selfish!"

I answered him without thinking, "Is it selfish to want to accompany him to find that person, and then wish him happiness?"

He finally smiled, took my hand, and said thank you from the bottom of his heart.

At that time, I only thought that he was thanking me for acting with him. Who knew that not long after, I slowly realized that he was thanking me for entering his long lonely life, accepting everything he had experienced, and breaking into his heart that had been frozen with time.

But at this time, who would have known that the entanglement between him and me would become deeper and deeper.

To be continued

Intimate Guide to this chapter:

1. Boss' superpower: Please search "Batman's superpower" on Bilibili.

2. Team America and Falcon's morning run: Please see the beginning of Team America 2 movie.

3. Two men playing chess at the Lincoln Memorial: Please see the first game of X-men.

4. Falcon said aye.

aye

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePants theme song lyrics.

5. Mr. Weyne's face: Please search "Big Ben's disappearing lover".

6. Team America's salary: Please see Spiderman: Homecoming season.

7. Mulai's left hand warning: A homophone of a song, now a winter soldier emoji.

8.Pon