I'm Just a Weak Computer

Chapter 6

The three of them fell into deep thought because of this question.

"Maybe it's because we need the two best people to balance out the last place."

Sasuke, who was first in the grade, glanced at Sakura, who was second in the grade, and then glanced at Naruto with disdain.

"Hey hey hey!!

Who are you calling the last place! "Naruto immediately exploded.

"Do I need to tell you who's the last place?"

"You!

Uchiha Sengoku, you bastard! "

Hey hey, didn't we agree not to call me by that nickname?

Sakura was speechless as she watched the two quarrel.

"Who are you calling a draft!

You're a whirlpool idiot! "Sasuke wondered what a draft was.

"I think I know why there's a girl in every team. After all, when three adolescent idiots are together, the aura of stupidity will make their instructor want to stab himself to death."

Sakura faintly replied, "At this time, they need a quiet and gentle girl like me to balance out the atmosphere and IQ of the team."

"…"

Naruto and Sasuke stopped quarreling and looked at Sakura suspiciously.

Does she really know what quiet and gentle means?

The girl who has been in the same group as Sasuke since the beginning of the school, the girl who fought like crazy in taijutsu and ninjutsu matches, actually said that she's quiet and gentle.

Oh no, Sasuke felt like vomiting …

Even in the face of questioning eyes, Sakura was still very calm, at least the two of them weren't quarreling anymore, which meant that her conclusion was correct, and her existence effectively prevented a lot of disputes.

Even Kakashi felt like he was starting to believe it, he looked at Sandaime-sama, who was blushing with shame.

"It's to complement each other's thinking and personality advantages."

Sandaime-sama felt that the reason he came up with in a second sounded really good and reasonable.

Kakashi nodded. Sandaime didn't know if he believed Kakashi or not. He pushed open the office door and planned to meet his students.

But as soon as Kakashi opened the door, he saw a huge object rushing towards him at a very fast speed. As an excellent Jonin, Kakashi naturally dodged the sneak attack with a simple sidestep.

After dodging, Kakashi took a closer look. Wasn't the person who was thrown at him … one of his students, Naruto Uzumaki?

"What's going on?" Kakashi's dead fish eyes didn't move at all.

"Hello, Teacher!"

Sakura stood up obediently and greeted him. Sasuke also looked at the silver-haired man at the door. If he wasn't mistaken, this was their team leader.

"Hello, Teacher!"

Naruto, who had been thrown out by Sakura and had now slid down the glass, immediately revived with full health and stood up straight to greet him.

Sasuke also nodded as a greeting. It seemed that he was still very dissatisfied with this person being so late.

"…" Kakashi didn't know why he was a bit speechless. Was it really okay for them to be so calm and used to throwing their teammates around?

In the end, he could only lead the three little radishes to the rooftop with a heavy heart.

Of course, it was for the sake of having a heart-to-heart talk. He didn't want to kick them down.

"Let me introduce you first …" Kakashi said while facing the wind.

"Teacher first!" Naruto excitedly raised his hand.

"As for me … my name is Kakashi Hatake …" After saying that, Kakashi began to stare at the kids.

That's it?

The three kids were stunned.

"I'm Sakura Haruno." Sakura suddenly said.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Sasuke Uchiha."

Another gust of wind blew, and the rooftop was completely silent. It was as if the introduction that took less than half a minute had been an illusion and didn't even exist.

"My first impression of you guys … is really …" Kakashi scratched his head awkwardly. "I really can't like you guys!"

"My first impression of Teacher is that he's not awake yet. Is it because he's too tired from the mission and didn't have a good rest?" Sakura was still playing the role of an understanding, gentle, and obedient person.

"Then, then, then!

My first impression of Teacher is that he's an uncle! "Naruto immediately followed up.

"Sloppy." Sasuke maintained his formation like a team member.

"…" Kakashi, who didn't want his students to explain their first impressions of him, suddenly felt that life was really difficult, especially when he met these students that Sandaime specially asked him to take care of. Life seemed to have turned on a difficult mode, making him suddenly feel that life was hopeless.

Originally, the ninjas of the Haruno family had always been down-to-earth and ordinary in everyone's impression, but this girl not only awakened a special Kekkei Genkai, but also seemed to have a very unique personality.

So originally, he thought that even if there was a Kyuubi Jinchuriki and an orphan of the Uchiha family in his team, he would at least have a normal member. It seems that Kakashi was too naive.

"That's it for the self-introduction, let's talk about the mission we're going to complete together." Kakashi really couldn't continue with the small talk, so he had to talk about business.

"Teacher!

What mission is it!! "Naruto jumped up expectantly.

"Wilderness survival exercise." Kakashi replied.

"Is it the same as the school's exercise rules, or is there any special requirements?" Sakura asked.

"Special requirements?"

Kaka stood up and casually placed his hand on his mask. "Perhaps its uniqueness lies in —"

Everyone held their breath and waited for Kakashi to continue.

"In this exercise, your opponent is me. If you don't pass the test, you will lose the qualification to be a ninja, and the elimination rate … is as high as 66%."

A silent sense of oppression surged in the air, Naruto and Sasuke both became serious, Naruto nervously looked at Sakura subconsciously.

Sakura's expression still didn't change, Kakashi also looked at her. When her lips slightly opened, Kakashi suddenly felt that he couldn't let her say this sentence.

"If I'm eliminated, can I ask the ninja school to refund my tuition?"

"Pfft," Naruto almost choked on his own saliva, "Sakura, what you care about is the tuition!!"

"Then I'll have capital if I open a ramen shop?" Sakura looked at everyone's indescribable expression and was very confused.

Sakura Haruno -san, where's your self-esteem and pride as a ninja?

It doesn't exist ~

Kakashi suddenly felt that the Tiantian Station was a bit noisy today, and he really wanted to go back to the memorial tablet to calm down for fifteen minutes.

After complaining that Sakura couldn't be more mature, Kakashi dismissed them and told them to go back to their own families.

Oh, Sakura suddenly remembered that she was the only one in their group who had parents.

And those two were both orphans, no, it seemed that even Kakashi -sensei was an orphan. Her father once told her the story of Kiba's White Fang.

Could this world be better? Was the proportion of orphans already so high?

Wouldn't it attract a lot of villains who lacked family to destroy the world?

The next morning, the three of them appeared at the meeting place on time.

"Sakura!

What did you bring? "Naruto asked curiously when he saw Sakura carrying a large backpack.

"I brought some sugar water that my mom made, one for each of us." Sakura put her backpack on the ground, and then took out three thermos cups.

"But Kakashi -sensei said that we can't eat breakfast …"

"Kakashi -sensei said that because he was afraid that we would vomit. There are many reasons for vomiting, such as seeing something disgusting, being too nervous, or doing strenuous exercise. But we don't know what the drill is about yet. If the drill is going to take a long time, I think it's more reasonable to drink some sugar water that won't burden the body." Sakura explained.

"Wow!

Sakura, you're amazing!

You've thought of everything so thoroughly! "Naruto praised Sakura without holding back.

Sasuke Uchiha didn't say anything, but he still walked over and took the thermos cup.

"Wow!" Naruto opened the lid and took a sip, looking at the cup in surprise. "Didn't you say that it's sugar water?

What else is in it? "

"Tremella, red dates, wolfberries, and snow lotus seeds," Sakura answered.

"Wow!

This is super delicious!

Sakura's mom is amazing! "

"Mom can still cook this type of sugar water with boiling water very well." Sakura nodded in agreement.

Other than boiling water, her mom could also boil other cooking methods such as steaming, stewing, roasting, and so on.

"What's the effect of this?" Sasuke finally asked after taking a sip. He felt that this recipe was a little familiar.

"It's beautifying and nourishing," Sakura answered.

"…" No wonder Sasuke felt that it was familiar. Many years ago, when his mother was still alive, he often saw her boil it to drink.

For a moment, he felt a little complicated.

Naruto looked at the remaining half of the cup in his hand and didn't know whether to continue drinking or not.

What the hell is beautifying and nourishing?!

We are men!!

"Does it not taste good?" Sakura looked at the two people who stopped drinking and raised her head in confusion.

"Uh, no … no …" Naruto was embarrassed to say that he didn't want to drink, so he could only laugh dryly and touch the back of his head.

"I'm already full," the sinister Uchiha calmly tightened the lid of the thermos cup and returned it to Sakura.

"Yes, yes, yes!

I'm also full! "Naruto immediately agreed.

"Really? Do you think I don't know how much you can eat?"

Sakura looked at Naruto suspiciously. "Other beautiful young men like flowers can live by basking in the sun and drinking some dew. Can a pig like you not learn from them?"

"… QAQ" In the end, under Sakura's gaze, Naruto still drank the whole cup of beautifying and nourishing sugar water.

"Young people shouldn't neglect skin care because of their age ~" Sakura imitated the tone of the cosmetics advertisements she saw before. Naruto was even more disgusted by it and felt uncomfortable.

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