Inquisitor Always Treats Me Like a Villain
Chapter 60
What is love?
What is it!
"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter.
Tsuru Maru, you actually asked Candlestick Cutter this question? "
Junka Hoshino hugged the mini crane ball pillow and rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed. Then, she was picked up by the Fu Mourning God who looked used to it and straightened it.
"Are you done laughing?
I'm going to talk to you about something serious. "Tsurumaru Kuninaga asked.
"Cough." She shook a little.
She reached out and hugged his neck.
"No, no, we'll talk about serious things later.
I want to ask Tsuru Maru the answer to the question 'What is love?'!
Tell me! "
Her voice was sweet.
Tsuru Maru was unmoved when he heard it.
Because..
"Ugh." As expected..,
The next second, Junka let go of Tsuru Maru's hand and rolled with the pillow again. "I can't stand my tone. It's so disgusting. Hahahahaha.
Also, no matter how many times I'm going to die of laughter, you actually asked Candlestick Cutter this question. Why!
Could it be that Candlestick Cutter has been in love! "
"No, maybe..." She threw away the pillow in her hand.
"Maybe the image of Candlestick Cutter's mother is too deeply rooted in people's hearts. Hahahaha."
Tsurumaru Kuninaga held his forehead and sighed.
He originally wanted to give her a shock (surprise).
He didn't expect it to be like this.
"It can actually make master so happy." He sat on the edge of the bed.
He held his chin.
He asked intentionally or unintentionally, "Then does master know what love is?"
Junka stopped moving.
She sat up.
She moved in front of Tsuru Maru.
She smiled and looked at his eyelashes that were shrouded in the sunlight.
"Love is..."
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Can Fu Mourning God date the God's Inquisitor?
"Dating is fine!
But you are not allowed to set up a bedroom! "
It was unknown how many times she had replied to the God's Inquisitor's joint letter "requesting to officially set up a bedroom." At this moment, Junka Hoshino was like a volcano that was about to erupt.
"If you fall in love, then fall in love.
So be it!
What was the point of setting up a bedroom?
She said to the secretary, "If that's the case, are they going to install a marriage system next?
The influence was too bad!
Do you still look like a civil servant?! "
The secretary wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"But, Minister."
He said, "This time, someone took a picture of you and Lord Tsuru Maru going to the Ten Thousand House and the clothing store. They also took a picture of you wearing White Immaculate …"
'What a joke!
Even the minister herself is wearing white, so why can't we wear it? (This is referring to the unrealistic marriage system)!
It's one thing if you don't allow us to wear it, but you don't even allow us to sleep in it! 'These two sentences came from the latest issue of the Divine Inquisitor.
Junka Hoshino fell silent.
As if she had thought of something, her cheeks turned slightly red, and her gaze started to wander.
"Minister?" The secretary dutifully reminded her to give an answer quickly.
Junka came back to her senses, but she still refused with gritted teeth.
"No, no means no!"
"What's the reason?" The secretary asked, "Please give me a suitable reason."
"The relationship between the Fu Mourning God and the Divine Inquisitor is personal, and the Divine Inquisitor will bear all the consequences. The Government of the Hour doesn't need to and shouldn't take any responsibility," Junka said.
The secretary said, "Minister, can you explain in simpler terms?"
"… If we set up a bedroom in it, the Government of the Hour will have to take responsibility for them, okay?!
What if they have a relationship with the Fu Mourning God in the future? Do I have to give them an explanation??? "
The secretary suddenly realized … Wait, there's no reproductive isolation between humans and swords?
His superior didn't give him a chance to think carefully.
"Actually, there's a more reliable reason. You can use that reason to refuse them."
Junka twirled her pen as if she had recalled many things. Her expression suddenly became complicated. "This Pill Dark Incident in the past was too much, so many of our allies have a bad impression of 'bedroom in it', including the Human Survival Protection Agency, Scepter, and the Divine Inquisitor.
4 … even Ise Grand Shrine. "
Chaldea satirized the endless dark incidents of 'bedroom in it's biennial meeting.
'What's there to be pretentious about sleeping!' Someone mocked.
The Ise Grand Shrine expressed its concern to them.
"They don't mind sending a priest to purify the sword itself" … What a joke, letting an outsider touch Junka's sword?
It's impossible even in the next life!
Scepter
Not to mention the Divine Inquisitor.
Junka didn't want to recall the look in the eyes of their leader anymore.
"Before successfully changing their view of 'bedroom in it', it's impossible for us to install a real bedroom and marriage system." Well, even if they changed their view of 'bedroom in it', she wouldn't install a real bedroom and marriage system.
The secretary saw her subtext from her micro-expression.
His mood couldn't help but become complicated.
"Then, how should we answer Bai Wugou's question?
Should we start an emergency public relations procedure? "
"No!
There's no need to do public relations for this kind of thing! "Junka slammed the table.
The secretary didn't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that his superior was a little short of breath at this time.
"Haven't you seen a person who dates a servant?
Haven't you seen a master who tries to coax a crane? "
His superior, who had transformed from a young girl into a professional woman, said.
Seeing the subordinate helplessly nodding and leaving, the fierce boss sat back in her seat and stared blankly for a while. Then, slowly, she covered her red face with both hands.
"Damn it, it's all because of that day …"
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"Love, is …"
Like a revolving lantern, Junka's eyes flashed a lot of scenes.
"When I saw Sanri Yue Temple, Asakamaru Temple, and Kohimaru Hall smiling at me while drinking tea, I felt love."
"When I saw the last episode playing on the swing with my brothers, I felt love."
"When I heard the conversation between Firefly, Aizen, and Ataka, I felt love."
Thinking of all the things that happened between her and the Fu Mourning God, she couldn't help but smile.
She was so happy.
Compared to the past, the woman who was much more mature physically and mentally still retained some of the cute little actions of a young girl.
For example, she would smile when she was happy, pinch her hand when she was sad, purse her lips when she was lying, and look elsewhere when she was nervous …
"Anything else?" Tsuru Maru asked.
"Also, it's …"
Look, Tsuru Maru thought. She avoided his gaze. She was nervous.
Yes, Tsuru Maru, who had known her for a long time, undoubtedly knew her little habits.
Junka's heart, which had been calm just a moment ago, suddenly started beating violently. Even she could hear the "bang bang bang" sound coming from her chest.
It was going to explode!
"Also," Junka didn't dare to look into Tsuru Maru's eyes, "Every day that I know Tsuru Maru, I feel love."
Tsuru Maru didn't answer.
Chun Xia could only hear her own exaggerated heartbeat and the sound of their breathing.
"Emmmmm, the pillow fell!
I'll pick it up! "
She pretended to shout, turned around, and bent down to pick up the pillow that fell to the ground.
She used it to hide the blush on her face.
Then, she didn't move.
She didn't even pick up the pillow.
Because when she tried to pick up the pillow, Tsuru Maru suddenly leaned forward and hugged her from behind.
The white-haired, golden-eyed Fu Mourning God gently kissed her ear.
"Master, you gave me a huge shock." Crane's laughing voice came from close by.
… …
Under Tsuru Maru's sudden attack, she couldn't help but slightly raise her head and murmur: "You're really …"
Junka had protested to him countless times that he called her "master" in this kind of situation. She thought it was too shameful.
But He didn't think it was shameful. On the contrary, he was proud of it. Even if the two of them reluctantly confirmed their relationship, he rarely called her by her real name, except when they were arguing.
… … Of course, it was Junka who was arguing with him one-sidedly.
"What about me?"
After kissing her ear, he kissed her earlobe, the base of her ear, her neck … …
Finally, Tsuru Maru bit Junka on the back of her neck.
"At that time, after I asked that question, Xiao Guang did not immediately answer me. Instead, he asked, 'Does Mr. Crane think that love is possession?'" He said, "That gave me a fright. I thought that he had secretly heard what Hei He said to me."
Black Crane.
Junka instantly woke up.
The incident with Beta-1 Ben Wan had a deep impact on her. It directly pushed her view of the sword Fu Mourning God to change. It even made her realize that all along, her view of Tsuru Maru was different from the view of other sword Fu Mourning God.
Junka unconsciously became nervous: "Black Crane thinks that love is possession?"
"He, although he said so, but I'm afraid that even he himself doesn't understand."
Tsurumaru hugged her tightly and chuckled softly, "Otherwise, why would there be a second month of sleeping together?"
Although Beta-1 Crane had fallen, he was not interested in the method of "using the exchange of bodily fluids to alleviate the fall" mentioned by the God Inquisitor.
He accepted the God Inquisitor's suggestion because he pitied her.
That's right … … pitied her.
The girl in front of him was obviously an emotionless puppet, but she had to pretend to be understanding, gentle, and healing … … how pitiful.
Therefore, even if he didn't have any desire for the girl, he didn't have any intention of stopping her.
"To what extent can she do it?
That was Hei He's initial thought. "
However, this pity for the weak had unknowingly changed.
"That's why he had a second month of sleeping together."
Junka sighed: "Until he saw with his own eyes [Candlestick Tachibana] push the God Inquisitor into the Knife Dismemberment Pool, and then jumped into the Knife Dismemberment Pool himself. Only then did he wake up from this muddy feeling … …"
And then?
He didn't expect that the 'puppet' really existed as a chess piece.
What a sad story.
Junka sighed.
"What's there to sympathize with? From the moment he accepted the God Inquisitor's request to 'sleep together' with an indifferent attitude, his fate was sealed."
Tsuru Maru said this sentence slightly coldly.
His hand exerted a little force, and Chun Xia's whole body was pressed onto the bed.
"Hey, Tsuru Maru … …!" She looked into his golden eyes and complained: "If you suddenly do this, it'll hurt!"
"Sorry, sorry," Tsuru Maru said without sincerity, "I'm afraid you're thinking too much, and the person you're thinking about isn't me."
He leaned down.
… …
The candlelight flickered.
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What is love?
Before Candlestick Tachibana left the room, he said to him:
"Mr. Crane, love is a very warm thing."
It wasn't the coldness when placed in a coffin, it wasn't the indifference when enshrined in a shrine, it wasn't the passion when killing enemies on the battlefield, and it wasn't the excitement when frightening others.
It wasn't anything.
"… … Master."
He lovingly wiped away the tears at the corner of her eyes and pressed his forehead against hers. "Tomorrow, accompany me to sleep in the House of Ten Thousand."
"Okay."
Junka agreed in a daze.
This was the origin of that photo of Bai Wugou.
The author has something to say: Many years later, at this time, Junmei is already an adult (.)
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