Jellyfish

Chapter 11

Stills.

Jellyfish looked at the picture. There were two people in the picture, one in black and one in red. One of them … he didn't know. The other was Hua Ji.

Jellyfish threw away the textbook in his hand and tapped on the keyboard with two tentacles. The other tentacle tapped on the phone, and the other two tentacles tapped on the iPad to search for the stills.

It didn't take long for him to figure it out.

"Flirtatious Girl?

Stills?

Acting? "

Dada Jellyfish mumbled, "That's right. Little Fox's profession is an actress. Acting … Oh, in the past, publicity was all based on word of mouth. Now that there's this Internet, we can use it to publicize …"

Jellyfish stared at the laptop in front of him and said, "The Internet?

Maybe I can choose to study it. "

The tentacles on the phone were still searching for Flirtatious Girl's stills and information. The tentacles on the laptop were already searching for Internet-related professions. As for the iPad …

"Oh?

Fourth citizen? "

Jellyfish found a documentary when he was searching for the latest technology on the Internet. Jellyfish immediately watched it with great interest. Then …

"Edward Snowden?

Worldwide Internet surveillance? "

Jellyfish's big umbrella was flashing with countless light spots. Two of these light spots were in front of the laptop, one in front of the phone, and the rest were in front of the iPad.

These light spots were staring at the English word: hacker!

"Hacker?

Hacker? "

While He Bai was struggling with Old Lady Bai Mei, Hua Ji wasn't with the crew. Boss Wu got him a print advertisement. Actually, for demons like them, it was much easier to shoot an advertisement than a TV show or a movie. Also, the time was shorter and the money was faster. They didn't have to struggle for so long.

It was a pity that the producers wouldn't find an unknown person to shoot an advertisement = v =

Therefore, Hua Ji still had to maintain a certain level of exposure every year.

Hua Ji saw Yan Hudie, whom he hadn't seen in a long time.

Yan Hudie looked at him with a smile. "I recommended you to the boss because of your translucent red hair in Hawaii. I believe you will like it."

Hua Ji had a bad premonition. When he took the advertisement and read it, he almost vomited blood.

Yan Hudie got him an underwear commercial = =

Hua Ji sneered. "You have the nerve to talk about me?

Mine is red, but yours is five-colored!! "

Yan Hudie said unhurriedly, "It's a pity that I'm a manager, not an actor. The other party won't let me film it."

Hua Ji: "…"

Seeing that Hua Ji was about to explode, Yan Hudie slowly took away the advertisement proposal and gave it to him.

"That's their new underwear for the season. Although you also made underwear, it's not this, it's … swimming trunks."

Yes, it was a subsidiary brand under the same brand.

Hua Ji calmed down a little. He glared fiercely at Yan Hudie and flipped open the swimming trunks advertisement proposal.

There were a few printed pages and a ten-second video. The proposal was simple. It was to swim in the sea and meet … wait, what the hell?

Meet Jellyfish?!

Jellyfish's tentacles were highly poisonous. Other people's important parts would wither after being poked by Jellyfish!

Hua Ji's underwear had excellent protection. Even the highly poisonous Jellyfish couldn't do anything to it!

In the end, all the men on the beach were hospitalized. Only Hua Ji was left. He wandered the beach alone, dated all kinds of beautiful women, and had a happy holiday … what the hell was this?!

Deep breaths … deep breaths. Hua Ji calmed down for a few seconds and finally calmed down. He asked Yan Hudie, "What kind of crappy proposal is this?

And it was f * cking approved? "

Yan Hudie said slowly, "I think it's very good. Like I said, your experience in Hawaii gave me great inspiration. Although the advertisement is a little ridiculous and most people might scoff at it, what if it's true?"

"Which man would relax the protection of his most important parts?

Even if there's no Jellyfish, being pinched by a crab while swimming in the sea will bring about disaster! "

Hua Ji: He's so right. I don't know what to say!

Yan Hudie said meaningfully, "So when I submitted this proposal, the manufacturer immediately decided to use it."

Hua Ji pointed at Yan Hudie speechlessly, "You actually wrote it?"

Yan Hudie smiled but didn't say anything.

Hua Ji said helplessly, "Mr. Jellyfish is going to take the college entrance exam. You better not think of asking him for help."

Yan Hudie shrugged, "Just like what I wrote in the proposal, crabs, shells, whatever. Of course, it would be safer if Mr. Jellyfish acted as a friend."

He smiled and looked at Hua Ji, "You don't want to be pinched by a crab during the shoot, right?"

Hua Ji: "…"

Mr. Jellyfish answered Hua Ji's call.

"Mr. Jellyfish, have you been busy recently?"

Mr. Jellyfish said, "A little. What's up?"

Hua Ji immediately shrank back. Mr. Jellyfish was such an awesome person, yet he said he was a little busy with the college entrance exam. He shouldn't disturb him, right?

He hurriedly said, "It's nothing. Mr. Jellyfish, prepare well for the exam. I wish you success in the exam!"

Mr. Jellyfish said, "I saw your stills."

Hua Ji: "!!!"

Mr. Jellyfish said, "It's pretty good. But looking at the photos, do you want to be under someone else?"

Hua Ji instantly knew which photo Mr. Jellyfish had seen. It should be the photo of the Demon Sect duo.

"It's okay, Mr. Jellyfish. The senior I'm acting with is very capable. I can learn a lot from him. Also, according to the script, he's my boss!"

Mr. Jellyfish said, "I see. Are you filming now?"

"No, it's not my turn yet. In about a week."

"Then what are you doing?"

Hua Ji was stunned. Why did Mr. Jellyfish ask this?

"I'm filming a commercial …"

Mr. Jellyfish said nonchalantly, "Do you need my help filming a commercial?"

"Yes … uh, no!"

Hua Ji's mouth twitched. Just as he was about to deny it, Mr. Jellyfish said, "Do you know that you're very stupid?"

Hua Ji was crying in his heart. "Yes, Master Jellyfish. I have an advertisement here, and I hope you can use your jellyfish body to make a cameo appearance. But then I thought that you would be busy preparing for the college entrance examination, so …"

"Oh, I'll use my real body. That's easy." Mr. Jellyfish said calmly, "Wait for the delivery."

… Huh?

Early the next morning, Hua Ji received a message from Mr. Jellyfish, asking him to go to the Huangpu River to receive the delivery.

Hua Ji ran to the bund like a fool. Following Mr. Jellyfish's instructions, he threw a transparent plastic bag into the Huangpu River. There was even a rope tied to the end of the bag.

Soon, he felt the bag move. Holding the rope, he pulled the bag up. There was a palm-sized transparent Jellyfish inside.

He asked Mr. Jellyfish calmly, "Mr. Jellyfish, how did you deliver the delivery?"

Mr. Jellyfish said calmly, "I separated a single cell from my body and threw it into the moat of the Second Ring Road. It swam all the way to the entrance of the Bohai Sea by the Binjiang River in Tianjin. It just happened to reach you. It's very convenient."

Hua Ji was speechless.

Considering that he still had to take the subway back, Hua Ji went to the seafood store to buy a fish tank. He placed the palm-sized Microjellyfish inside. The Microjellyfish was completely transparent. Only the two bright spots on the small canopy were light yellow.

One brain controlling four tentacles … Hua Ji observed for a while. The Microjellyfish had eight tentacles. Did this mean that the Microjellyfish had two brains?

He hugged the fish tank. The subway staff forbade him from entering.

The staff pointed at the sign on the wall that said "No Pets Allowed" and smiled at him.

Hua Ji's mouth twitched. "The sign forbids dogs, but it doesn't forbid Jellyfish?!"

This time, it was the staff's turn to twitch. He said gloomily, "Then let's go through the security check!"

… Let Mr. Jellyfish and the Microjellyfish pass through the security check in a bathtub?

Hua Ji left silently with the fish tank. He should just take a taxi.

After hanging up, Mr. Jellyfish continued to search for information on hackers. In the end, he came to the conclusion that if he wanted to be a hacker, he had to learn computer science. Combining the information he found, he finally decided on … Zhejiang University!

Yes, although the best university in the field of computer science was Tsinghua University in B City, it was too far away from Little Fox. Instead of studying in B City and traveling around the Bohai Sea all day, he might as well live in S City and attend Zhejiang University.

Yes, it was decided. If he wanted to major in computer science and technology, he would choose computer science and technology.

After confirming the college for the exam, Mr. Jellyfish began to prepare for the exam with all his might.

The college entrance exam was not difficult for him at all. It was much easier than the imperial examination. Even if he memorized it, he could still get a lot of points. Not to mention Mr. Jellyfish, who used six brains.

At the same time, Hua Ji sat in front of a woman.

She had long golden brown hair and looked enchanting and beautiful. However, there was a hint of hostility between her eyebrows. Her whole body exuded a fierce aura.

"I heard that you wanted me to be your background music?"

Hua Ji carefully took out a crystal ball. "Yes, I need the best music!"