Jellyfish
Chapter 13
Today's weather was clear and the wind was gentle. To be honest, it was very suitable for shooting this kind of beach commercial. Because the sun was too good and the surrounding area had been cleared early, there was no one on the beach nearby. The seawater was much quieter and purer. The sunlight shone directly into the sea, and the seawater was even cleaner than usual.
There was a gentle breeze blowing, and seabirds were cawing above their heads. They would glide from time to time, adding some liveliness and vitality to the scene.
On the beach, the director was wearing a large brimmed hat. He was half-squatting in the sea, holding a cucumber covered in underwear in one hand and a fish tank in the other. He slowly sank the fish tank into the water. Soon, the tentacles of the Microjellyfish floated out of the fish tank. The director shook the cucumber in his underwear as he whispered, "Quick!
Do you see this?
Come and entangle this!
Quick!
Quick!! "
Hua Ji almost couldn't bear to look at such a stupid director. He wanted to tell the director that the Microjellyfish could definitely achieve the shooting effect, but after thinking about it, he held back. After all, no one believed that Jellyfish could become a spirit. Why not let the director try it himself first?
He watched as the Microjellyfish floated out of the fish tank, and watched as the Microjellyfish rushed towards the cucumber in his underwear. He watched as its long barbed tentacles moved as fast as lightning, brushing past the cucumber in his underwear and piercing through the director's arm and into his jeans!!
The director: "Ahhhhh —!!"
Hua Ji: "…"
Hua Ji facepalmed. Master Jellyfish was too ruthless. It didn't care about the cucumber in his underwear. It directly entangled the director's baby brother and pulled with all its might … It was too pitiful.
Master Jellyfish: Let him look down on me!
The director almost subconsciously threw the cucumber in his underwear and let go of the fish tank. He directly jumped up from his squatting position and even jumped out of the water like a frog.
Everyone was shocked by the director's godly skills. The director lowered his head in disbelief and said to his assistant, "Good skills!
This is what they call a real person hiding his true abilities!! "
His assistant nodded repeatedly. He even took out a small notebook from his pocket and specially drew two horizontal lines on the director's name = =
The director fell back onto the beach in the posture of a ninja frog. Everyone was shocked at first. The first to react was the director's assistant. The assistant hurriedly tried to help the director up. Unexpectedly, the director said with an extremely frightened expression, "Stay away from me!
Stay away!!
Don't agitate Jellyfish!! "
Only then did the assistant realize that the director's posture was very beautiful. His legs were wide open, revealing … Alright, the seemingly petite Jellyfish was tightly wrapped around the director's baby. This, this, this …
The assistant said wittily, "I'll call 120!"
The manufacturer blurted out, "Kid, you're calling 120 to see a doctor. You even need to call the police to attack wild animals!
110! "
The manufacturer's assistant added, "You can also call 119!"
Hua Ji couldn't stand it anymore. He strode forward and pushed aside the panicking assistant with one hand. With his other hand, he pushed the director to the ground!
Everyone around them: Wow —!!
The director fell on his back. Hua Ji went forward and sat on the director's chest. He directly reached out to touch the Microjellyfish. Just as he was about to touch the Microjellyfish that was wrapped around his baby brother, the Microjellyfish suddenly stretched out a tentacle and slapped the back of Hua Ji's hand.
Everyone around them exclaimed: Wow!
Brother Hua was stung by the Jellyfish?
I really need to call 120!!
Hua Ji's expression didn't change. He said as if he was coaxing a child, "Be good, come down. Do you like to stay on other people's crotch that much?"
The director was about to break down. How could this work?
He had coaxed the Jellyfish like this just now, but what happened in the end?
He was attacked!!
Unexpectedly, as soon as Hua Ji finished speaking, the Jellyfish let go and slid onto Hua Ji's arm like a snake. Hua Ji got up. The director didn't react for a while. He twisted his body on the beach. Eh, that indescribable feeling of restraint was gone?
The manufacturer walked over to the director and said with a smile, "What's wrong?
Do you really want to do a hot blowjob? "
The director shuddered and immediately flipped over. He looked down at his jeans, which had been shredded by the Jellyfish's long tentacle.
Was this a f * cking Jellyfish?
It was more powerful than a steel whip!!
He looked at the Jellyfish in Hua Ji's hand with a complicated expression. Hua Ji coughed and asked, "Do you still want to try it?"
The director gritted his teeth and said, "Of course I want to try it."
However, this time, he was the one who ordered Hua Ji to experiment. Hua Ji's face darkened. He held the underwear cucumber in front of the Jellyfish and said in a bad mood, "You have to be gentler …"
Before he could finish speaking, a black shadow flashed in front of the Jellyfish. With a swoosh, the cucumber was torn in half.
Hua Ji: "…"
Only now did everyone see the long milky white tentacle waving in the air.
Everyone kept quiet out of fear.
After a while, the director said slowly, "Let's use crabs."
The director had a good idea, but for some reason, no matter what kind of aquatic creatures they brought, whether they were crabs, cockroaches, shells, or sea urchins, they would all run away in fear as soon as they came near the sea.
The director couldn't understand. "Why are these crabs running away so fast?
Since when did sea urchins grow legs? "
The owner of the fish shop who brought the creatures over said, "Normal creatures won't behave like this unless there's something nearby that scares them. For example, when sharks come, there won't be any fish swimming in the nearby sea."
The director was stunned. Something that could scare these creatures …
He subconsciously looked at the Jellyfish in Hua Ji's hand and shook his head. It couldn't be. Jellyfish were just a low-level creature that didn't even have a brain. Some people even said that Jellyfish couldn't even distinguish colors and only knew how to float in the water. How could it deter other creatures?
In order to prove his point, the director asked the owner of the fish shop to send a giant sea turtle over.
Didn't sea turtles eat Jellyfish? This shouldn't be a problem, right?
Hua Ji saw that this wasn't a solution and said, "Director, don't call it a sea turtle. Let's try again."
The director looked deeply at Hua Ji and said in a low voice, "Hua Zai, aren't you afraid that this thing will … crack your thing?"
Hua Ji's mouth twitched. "Don't worry, I'm very hard!!"
The director took a deep breath and patted Hua Ji's shoulder in admiration. "Hua Zai, you're a real man!!"
He didn't want to drag it out. If he dragged it out for a day, he would have to pay an extra day's salary!
action!
Sunshine, beach, sea, coconut trees, and … countless people swimming and playing in the sea.
At this moment, a huge wave came and a transparent Microjellyfish fell into the sea with the wave. It floated and floated, its long tentacles scattered in the sea and came to the crowd.
The sea near the beach was turbid because of the people swimming and running. In the midst of the joy, the transparent Microjellyfish reached out its ferocious black hands.
First one!
Extra A screamed in pain.
Second one!
Extra B screamed again.
Third one!
Extra C stumbled and fell into the water.
The crowd on the beach panicked and ran back to the shore. Only a handsome black-haired guy was still swimming in the sea. He was like a white stripe in the waves, his muscles beautiful.
Someone on the beach shouted, "There's something in the sea, come back!"
The handsome black-haired guy jumped out of the sea, splashing water everywhere. He stepped on the beach and tugged at his swimming trunks to show off the logo on his swimming trunks. There was a Jellyfish hanging outside his swimming trunks. He shook it and the Jellyfish fell onto the beach.
The handsome black-haired guy raised his head and touched his hair, revealing a hot smile. His contemptuous eyes almost killed all the men on the beach.
"I have # # underwear, it's invulnerable!"
Extra A&B immediately came to the camera and made a "wow" expression. Thus, the commercial was finished.
When the director shouted cut, Hua Ji immediately bent down to pick up the Jellyfish and put it in the shallow water, afraid that it would get dehydrated.
The director looked at the film and nodded with satisfaction. He said to the extras, "You guys acted well this time!"
He pointed at the screaming scene on the screen. "Look, your expressions are very good, the emotions in your eyes are very rich!"
The extras wanted to cry. "Who's acting!
It's really painful! "
The director subconsciously tightened his legs and awkwardly changed the topic. "Okay, the Jellyfish's scenes are over. Come, come, come, come, come, we'll finish with a few more scenes!"
After a day of filming, Hua Ji left with the fish tank.
In the fish tank, the Jellyfish that was bobbing up and down suddenly asked, "Is there anything else?"
Hua Ji was stunned. "Not at the moment. Oh right, I'll find someone to make a film of the memory crystal ball you gave me last time. I want more people to see the birth of this planet …"
He looked at the Microjellyfish in the fish tank. "Boss, do you agree to it being released to the public?"
Jellyfish looked up. Perhaps it was an illusion, but Hua Ji felt that Boss Jellyfish was looking at him deeply.
After a while, Boss Jellyfish said, "Let's release it to the public. Blue Star took billions of years to grow, but it only took a short century for it to be destroyed."
Hua Ji was stunned.
Boss Jellyfish did not want to talk about this anymore. He said, "I'll be taking the college entrance exam the day after tomorrow. I'll temporarily take back the consciousness in this Microjellyfish."
Hua Ji said, "Alright, Boss, work hard for your exams."
The day after tomorrow?
It seemed that little girl He Bai was still practicing with old lady Baimei?
Oh!
That's great!
I'll book the bus ticket in a while!
I'll send Boss Jellyfish off for his exams!