Jellyfish

Chapter 16

The language exam was in the morning and the mathematics exam in the afternoon. Jellyfish did the questions seriously and finished them quickly.

When they came out, Hua Ji was still waiting beside She Xie's car. When he saw Jellyfish come out, he immediately waved his hand.

"The mathematics exam this year wasn't difficult."

Jellyfish wanted to apply for computer application, so he took the science and mathematics exam. The questions were not so much calculation questions, but reading questions. Jellyfish thought that the exam was not difficult.

Hua Ji was relieved when he heard Jellyfish's confidence. She Xie drove them back to the hotel. He had planned to bring Little Fox and Jellyfish to have some fun, but considering that Jellyfish was not done with the exam, he postponed it.

Hua Ji sat in the front seat next to She Xie, playing with his phone. He suddenly laughed.

"Jellyfish, the mathematics exam in City B this year wasn't difficult, but it doesn't seem to be the case in other provinces!"

He handed his Pear Plus to Jellyfish from the front seat. Jellyfish took it and saw that it was Hua Ji and Little Fox's Weibo. Little Fox was searching for the college entrance exam. Instantly, countless Weibo posts with topics related to the college entrance exam came up.

Among them, the students from Hubei cried the most.

Turtle?

Yang Ma?

What the hell was this?

Why would such things appear in the mathematics exam?

What if they couldn't read?

Jellyfish raised his eyebrows, "Aren't these words in the nine chapters of arithmetic?

Don't they know? "

Hua Ji was silent for a moment, then said, "Even Little Fox doesn't study the nine chapters of arithmetic, let alone these students."

Jellyfish shook his head. He wanted to say something, but in the end, he just said, "There's still tomorrow. After the comprehensive science exam, everything will be fine."

Hua Ji was stunned, "Jellyfish has English in the afternoon."

Jellyfish said, "English is not a problem."

She Xie said, "Wow senior, you're amazing. Many of the monsters in the mountains have headaches over English!"

Jellyfish was silent for a long time, then said, "… I've traveled all over the planet and watched the world evolve from barbarism to civilization. I know many languages, from the beginning to the later evolution. I know all of them."

He looked at the scenery outside the car window, which was like waves in the long river of history that would burst at the slightest touch. His tone was very calm, as if he had just drunk a bowl of porridge tonight.

"I'm just worried that I might accidentally write Old English."

Hua and She Xie were speechless..

. what Jellyfish said came true.

His comprehensive science exam was a complete mess = =

Hua Ji actually understood. After all, Great Master Jellyfish had only been revising for a month. Maths would at least have a formula to follow. As for Chinese … Great Master Jellyfish had lived in China for a long time in the past, so he could pick it up. Even English could be evolved from Old English.

. Physics, Chemistry, and Biology.

These three subjects added together were really difficult for Jellyfish.

Hua Ji couldn't help but say, "Actually, Jellyfish, you can take the Liberal Arts exam. It's easier for you."

The Liberal Arts exam was History, Politics, and Geography. Politics aside, History and Geography were too easy for Jellyfish. Jellyfish himself was a history textbook. Not to mention, Jellyfish had grown up with the entire planet and was familiar with the climate and geography. If he chose the Liberal Arts exam, Jellyfish only had to memorize Politics.

Jellyfish stared blankly at the Pear Book in front of him. The answers to this year's B City college entrance exam had already been published. His silver hair suddenly became dull and his gray eyes seemed to have become fragile glass. It was as if he would cry at the slightest touch. He looked very pitiful.

He said dryly, "My Liberal Arts exam …"

Other than the basic formulas, the basic principles of biology, and the laws of physics, all the other questions were … zero.

Looking at how pitiful Jellyfish looked like he was about to melt into water in the next second, Hua Ji's heart ached.

Jellyfish, who had always been domineering, cool, and arrogant, was about to melt into water. It could be seen how sad Jellyfish was.

Hua Ji hurriedly said, "It's okay, Jellyfish. We monsters get extra marks."

Jellyfish still looked like he wanted to cry. "But I'm afraid my marks won't be enough for one book …"

Jellyfish's Literature … His essay was off-topic. His Mathematics was great, but this year's Mathematics questions in B City were simple, so it wasn't easy to pull apart his marks. His Liberal Arts exam … Let's not talk about it. His English exam wasn't a big problem. Jellyfish estimated that he should be able to get a good score.

But only English was of no use!!

Hua Ji carefully asked, "How many marks do you think you can get?"

The Literature essay alone was 60 marks. Even if the teacher was merciful, writing off-topic was a serious problem. Wouldn't 30 marks be deducted?

In addition, there was no so-called correct answer to the reading comprehension test. Master Jellyfish's three views were different from ordinary people, so his answers were not very good. Except for the fact that he had a solid foundation in reading ancient Chinese, he could probably get about 110 points after adding up and subtracting.

There was no problem with Mathematics, so he should be able to get around 140 marks. His English was about the same. As for the Liberal Arts exam … Jellyfish would be lucky if he could get 100 marks.

110 + 140 + 140 + 100 = 490.

In other words, Jellyfish's estimated marks were only 500.

But!!

He was a monster!

According to the Shenbo Club's policy, Jellyfish could get an extra 100 marks!

That would be 600 marks!

Getting 600 marks in a place like B City was a surefire way to get into a first-tier university.

After Hua Ji finished calculating, he let out a long sigh and said confidently, "Jellyfish, don't worry. Even if you apply for Tsinghua University or Peking University, you won't have any problems."

Jellyfish was still unhappy. He actually needed extra marks to get into a university?

That was too embarrassing!

It was as embarrassing as cheating in an exam.

However, Hua Ji was very happy. He actively prepared to call the Shenbo Club.

"I remember that when you applied at the Shenbo Club, your age was registered as 2000 years?

2000 years is enough to add 100 marks. "

Jellyfish said gloomily, "Why do monsters need extra marks?"

"Because in the eyes of people nowadays, monsters are ignorant and backward."

Hua Ji shrugged. "Actually, this view isn't wrong. After all, monsters and cultivators go into seclusion for hundreds or thousands of years. It's normal for them to be out of touch with society. For the government of China, if a 2000-year-old monster can understand the rules of the world, abide by the law, and be a good citizen, it's a very exciting thing."

Jellyfish frowned. "I don't understand."

"It's very simple. Not to mention that you've lived for so long, just a little fox like me who's only two hundred years old is extremely valuable. At least in my eyes, the entire modern history is transparent."

Hua Ji said meaningfully, "Moreover, I personally experienced all the foreign wars after the Opium War. If I tell you everything I know, it will have a huge impact and change the entire country."

"Just the countless folk skills that are gradually disappearing can be revived. This represents the cultural heritage and soft power of a country."

"And every monster is a memorizer of the entire civilization. The longer a monster lives, the more they will know. They will be able to play a greater role in the system. The country will be overjoyed, let alone a mere bonus point."

"For example, if you say that you've seen the Tang Minghuang, you only need to annotate some of the history recorded in the Tang Dynasty books, and you'll become the best history professor in the country. Countless precious cultural relics and historical materials from the Tang Dynasty will be sent to you for identification and restoration. This is something that humans can't do, but we monsters can."

Jellyfish was stunned. After a while, he said, "But there are many humans who can live for a long time …"

"But they will still die. Even the heritage of the sects will be lost one day. But the heritage of the monster race comes from the bloodline. As long as we live, everything will be reborn."

Hua Ji smiled.

"Even if the end of the world comes, as long as the bloodline of the monster race exists, the heritage will not be lost."

"And compared to humans, the desires of monsters are simpler. It's easier to control them."

Hua Ji looked into the distance.

"Of course, monsters are extremely lazy. Moreover, it's hard to control their nature. Very few monsters can adapt to the current society. That's why the higher-ups try to attract monsters to experience human life with extra marks in the college entrance exam. But …"

"Ahem, basically everyone is used to fake their certificates, and they don't have the patience to learn those things, so …"

Jellyfish was unhappy. "I'm the first?"

"No, you're the first senior candidate. The oldest monster candidate was only 72 years old."

Jellyfish: "…"