Jellyfish

Chapter 19

The so-called Water Skin was the same as Painted Skin. It was to use water that contained demonic power or spiritual power on a person's body to form a fine and dense net on the person's body. It could be used for protection, for teaching, and even for monitoring and controlling.

No matter how stupid Hua Ji was in the eyes of Master Jellyfish, he was still a fox spirit who had lived for two hundred years and had experienced hundreds of years of turbulence. When Master Jellyfish said that he was going to peel the water skin off his body, he immediately thought of the worst.

What did Jellyfish mean?

However, Hua Ji immediately let down his guard. Jellyfish was so strong, if he really wanted something from him, he couldn't refuse. Also … he didn't know that Jellyfish ate foxes, right?

Even if Jellyfish liked his blood with spiritual power, wasn't Fei Ka also a demon?

Li Shunhua and He Bai in the same crew were all cultivators, so their blood must taste great. Could it be that Jellyfish only liked to drink fox blood?

Who would believe that?

"… Why did Jellyfish think of painting water skin?"

Hua Ji looked at Jellyfish with a smile. "Although water skin is good, I feel more at ease without Jellyfish by my side!"

Little Fox's sweet words instantly made Jellyfish's mood better. He said, "In a few days, I'll be going to B City to get my report card and fill in my application form. I'll probably be gone for two or three days. Aren't you weak?

Isn't that Li guy in the crew your enemy? "

Hua Ji was stunned, and his heart warmed. As expected, Jellyfish was looking out for his safety.

He said, "Don't worry, Jellyfish. He won't do anything to me."

He had signed a contract with Changxia Media. The contracts signed by demons were different from other actors. There was a clause in the contract that forbade them from maliciously harming demons and cultivators in the crew. They were only allowed to harm ordinary people when the demons did evil.

If he violated this rule, his inner demons would be born during the tribulation, and the heavenly tribulation would punish him as well. That would be courting death.

Otherwise, why would Hua Ji come to the set when he knew that Li Shunhua would find trouble with him?

The only thing Li Shunhua could do was to arrange for his scenes to be especially tight and use the hands of ordinary people, such as a real big shot in the entertainment industry to embarrass him, or take advantage of the martial arts scene to take revenge on him a few times.

Of course, Hua Ji could also fight back during the martial arts scene. As long as no lives were lost, it would be fine.

This kind of action of dragging each other down within a reasonable range was tacitly approved by the inhuman circle in China. Without fighting, there would be no progress. This year was different from the past. The Manchurian Tiger had become a national first-class protected animal. Otherwise, why didn't anyone find trouble with Tiger Meng in Macau despite him having so much fun at the casino?

Because he was the Manchurian Tiger!

There were only a few hundred Manchurian Tigers in existence, and almost all of them were his disciples and grand-disciples. If anyone dared to find trouble with him, he would directly transform into his original form and run to the zoo to become a rare animal. Whoever dared to use Taoist techniques against him would be immediately invited to the police station for tea.

After Hua Ji and Jellyfish explained, Master Jellyfish didn't see anything strange. Or rather, it was impossible to see his expression under the milky white umbrella. However, Hua Ji intuitively felt that Master Jellyfish was unhappy.

Master Jellyfish said, "Then go and peel off the painted skin on that human. I'll apply a water skin on him."

Hua Ji was very puzzled. He carefully said, "The painted skin can only last for a month. It will automatically disappear after the TV series ends. At that time, the Taoist sect will definitely blur Yun Bieshen's memory. He won't remember anything about the painted skin at all."

Master Jellyfish was silent for a long time. Then, he said, "… After talking for so long, you don't like my water skin?"

"…" Even if Hua Ji had the Heart of Seven Orifices and the Heart of Nine Orifices and Eighteen Words, he was stuck at this moment. He said dryly, "No, I don't dislike you at all."

Master Jellyfish slowly came down from Hua Ji's head. His four long tentacles supported his body. The moment he stood up, he turned into a puddle of water and flowed along the floor into … the toilet = = =

Hua Ji hurriedly followed him. When he opened the door, he saw a puddle of water in the corner of the toilet. There were ripples on the puddle of water.

"…" Hua Ji's mouth twitched slightly. "Master Jellyfish?"

Master Jellyfish's voice was listless. "Don't talk to me."

Hua Ji almost laughed out loud. He didn't even realize that the corners of his lips were curling up. He asked, "What are you doing?"

"Drawing circles."

The smile on Hua Ji's face grew wider. "… Why are you drawing circles?"

"… I saw on the Internet that when humans are unhappy, they will squat in the corner and draw circles."

"But we're not humans."

Hua Ji walked to the corner and squatted down. He even poked the puddle of water out of curiosity. It was soft, warm, and smooth to the touch, as if it was wrapped in something. When the water flowed past his fingers, it was like a soft feather brushing past his heart. It was a little itchy and a little trembling.

Master Jellyfish seemed to be stuck for a moment. "Then I'll be angry in my own way."

Hua Ji revealed a big smile. "Okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, the toilet bowl beside Hua Ji suddenly burst. The yellow water flowed backwards and sprayed onto Hua Ji's face.

That night, the plumbing of the hotel where the crew was staying was completely destroyed. The yellow water in the toilet overflowed and the entire hotel was filled with an indescribable smell. Everyone in the crew smelled of the five grains reincarnation cycle. Since it was summer, everyone was unbearably smelly. Director Yu couldn't take it anymore and had to take a day off. He asked Li Shunhua to send someone to clean up the crew.

Master Jellyfish took the opportunity to head north to collect the exam results.

All the non-humans who participated in the exam would be selected from various regions and gathered at the Shenbo Club. The Shenbo Club would mark the exam papers and set the cutoff score for a certain score.

Even those provinces that didn't have a score of 750 for the self-examination questions would have their final score converted to a score of 750.

There were a total of eleven monsters who participated in the college entrance exam this year. The highest score was, of course, Master Jellyfish, with 513 points.

If the monsters were ranked individually, their scores wouldn't be considered as bonus points.

The monster with the lowest score was a Dutch pig spirit, with a total of 98 points for four subjects.

Master Jellyfish unexpectedly met Luhua chicken spirit, Ji Hong, at the Shenbo Club.

Ji Hong was also very excited when he saw Master Jellyfish. He asked carefully, "Master, which school do you plan to apply to?"

"Zhejiang University. I want to study computer application."

Ji Hong was stunned. "Then why don't you apply to Tsinghua University?

That's the best science school in the country, right? "

Master Jellyfish said, "The campus isn't in S City."

"But Zhejiang University isn't in S City either."

Ji Hong was still puzzled. "There are many good schools in S City. Fudan, Huadong, and Huadong are all good schools."

"But I checked online that the best computer science school is either Tsinghua University or Zhejiang University …"

Ji Hong burst into laughter. "Master Jellyfish, don't think that way. It's not certain whether the internet is reliable or not. Moreover, even if the master can show you the way, it's still up to you to practice. The teachers of the top schools in the country are actually about the same. Every university also has cooperation projects with well-known foreign schools. Even if you want to study abroad, you still have to rely on your own connections.

Jellyfish was stunned. He thought about it carefully and slowly nodded. He had been thinking too much.

Yes, even in the past, if he wanted to get the teacher's approval, he would have to hang his head and stab his butt. Now that the government had lowered the learning threshold, if he really wanted to achieve something, he would have to study hard. As long as he worked hard and kept looking for all kinds of resources to learn, he would eventually meet a good teacher.

He said seriously, "You're right."

Ji Hong continued, "Also, I heard that the most important place in a university is the library. There's an intranet there. With the school's network ID, you can freely browse the papers and research materials of educational institutions all over the world. This is the most precious thing in a university. If you want to continue using these resources after you leave, you'll have to pay a fee."

Jellyfish remembered it in his heart. "Thank you."

Ji Hong scratched his head embarrassedly. "Actually, after saying so much, I still hope to be in the same university as Jellyfish."

He smiled embarrassedly. "The Shenbo Club gave me an account in S City. We'll be neighbors in the future."

Jellyfish didn't mind at all. It was good to get to know a few more demons.

"What school did you apply for?"

"It's an art school. After all, the cutoff is very low. Demons like us live for a long time and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon all year round. It's easy to improve our artistic and aesthetic attainments."

Ji Hong shrugged. "I took the Tongji exam, but I don't think my score is enough. Or I can go to Donghua University."

Jellyfish thought for a moment. "Then I'll listen to you. I'll take revenge on Dan."

Thus, Jellyfish chose Fudan University. As the top demon in the exam, Jellyfish passed easily. However, the problem was … the average score for applying to Fudan University in B City was 670. Jellyfish added 100 points and it wasn't enough.

613 points …

Shenbo Club recommended seriously. "Your score is enough to enter East China Normal University …"

Jellyfish was speechless. He suddenly felt that he was too weak.