Jellyfish
Chapter 2
Hua Ji slowly returned to the hotel.
Although he was only a third-tier celebrity in China, and his popularity was like a bubble in the waves, as a little fox who had lived for two hundred years, he himself was quite rich. This time, he chose to go to the Hilton Hotel, which was not bad, for a vacation. As soon as he entered the hotel, he saw girls and handsome men coming out to party everywhere.
Hua Ji was in a sorry state and was poles apart from these people. However, he was handsome and had a calm expression on his face. He didn't look disheveled at all. Therefore, even when he walked into the hotel lobby, the waiter hesitated for a moment and didn't go forward to … chase him away?
No, no, no, they would be considerate enough to give him a bathrobe.
Hua Ji was exhausted. After he arrived at the room, he collapsed on the sofa and said helplessly, "Can you come down now?"
He was wearing a transparent and soft umbrella on his head. It claimed to be a Jellyfish that had consciousness when the earth was first formed and had lived for countless years until it was awakened by the slowly changing ocean.
Yes, Jellyfish was used to its original body and wasn't used to walking around in human form.
Jellyfish didn't move. It was still on Hua Ji's head. The transparent umbrella shone brightly as it looked around with its countless eyes. "Human houses are getting weirder and weirder."
Hua Ji said lazily, "Oh?
When was the last time Jellyfish saw a human house? "
Jellyfish hesitated. "… More than three thousand and six hundred full moons and suns?"
"Oh, then you're out of time." Hua Ji sneered. "Three thousand and six hundred full moons and suns and suns?
That's more than three hundred years?
How many Spring and Autumn seasons have passed! "
When he said this, he even used Chinese. The last two words, Spring and Autumn, were elongated and had a strong theatrical tone.
Jellyfish said, "I once attended Kangxi's sixtieth birthday. I even collected a Kangxi Tongbao that was issued that year!"
Jellyfish's Beijing accent was perfect, and Hua Ji was immediately stuck.
He pinched his fingers and did some calculations. Three hundred years ago, it happened to be the Kangxi era.
Hua Ji sighed and straightened his attitude. "Thank you for your help today. What can I do for you?"
Jellyfish didn't bother to explain. It asked, "What's the mercenary alliance that the little bat mentioned?"
"A place where any dispute can be resolved, and also a place where a new round of disputes can occur," Hua Ji shrugged, "That little bat just accepted a mission. I have no grudge against him."
Jellyfish said, "Oh, it's a pity that I didn't kill him in one bite. I should be able to do it again if I'm with you."
Hua Ji lit a candle for the little bat silently.
He was overjoyed. "So you plan to follow me for the time being?" No matter what, this Big Jellyfish was very strong!
Jellyfish wasn't stupid: "Yes, but I didn't ask you for a toll."
"… What's a toll?"
Jellyfish wriggled its tentacles. "I used to collect tolls from ships passing by."
Hua Ji blurted out, "Isn't it just a protection fee?"
Jellyfish learned quickly. "Yes, I'm your protector. You don't have to pay me a protection fee, but you have to be responsible for everything I do. Yes, that's it!"
"…" Hua Ji sighed deeply. He suddenly felt that this Jellyfish … was very smart. It was even smarter than a fox like him!
He couldn't help but ask, "Are all the monsters in the sea like you?"
Jellyfish spoke in a calm voice. Hua Ji felt that he was being despised. "Every four eyes of mine are handled by one brain. How many brains do you think I have?"
Its umbrella membrane turned back to milky white. Hua Ji subconsciously looked up and was immediately blinded by countless white lights.
Hua Ji … Well, he didn't want to say anything anymore.
After resting for a while, Hua Ji got up and went to the bathroom to take a bath. "I'm going to take a bath. Can you …"
Jellyfish finally moved its body down from Hua Ji's head. Its numerous tentacles turned into eight long ones. When it stood up straight, it was as tall as a human. The bottom two tentacles walked like a human. The other two tentacles touched the surrounding walls and objects from time to time. It looked very curious.
Hua Ji saw that Jellyfish was observing the surroundings, so he directly took off his clothes and got into the bathtub. Feeling the warmth of the warm water, Hua Ji let out a comfortable moan. The exhaustion from running for his life instantly disappeared.
Jellyfish curiously looked at the new bathing equipment. After a while, it tried to put its tentacles into the bathtub. When it found that the water temperature was slightly high, it retracted its tentacles. There was a shelf beside it. On the shelf, there was a stack of towels and three bathrobes.
Jellyfish tilted its head. It felt the fluffy texture. After thinking for a while, it decided that it couldn't always lie on Little Fox's head. It would be safer if it turned into clothes and wore them.
At this thought, Jellyfish's body started to change. Its milky white body turned beige, and the smooth and delicate outer layer started to wrinkle. It actually turned into a robe that looked exactly like a bathrobe.
It memorized the appearance of its body when it turned into a robe. At the same time, it thought about looking at Little Fox's other clothes.
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Hua Ji was stunned. He hurriedly got up and put on a bathrobe.
When he opened the door, he saw his manager with a beautiful woman in a bright red evening gown.
The beautiful woman stared blankly at Hua Ji. After a while, she said to his manager with a fake smile, "This invitation is too hot. I thought you guys were always reserved."
Then, the beautiful woman turned and left.
The manager hurriedly rushed up to apologize to the woman. Hua Ji was confused. He lowered his head and his face turned pale.
He didn't know when the robe on his body had turned transparent!!!
His fair and tender skin was exposed, and his two pinkish mounds stuck out from his chest. Even his little brother was wet and drooping, and there was smooth little red hair on top of it …
Yes, Hua Ji was a red fox!
"No — —!!!"
"I can't believe you screwed it up!!!"
The manager's surname was Yan. He was a butterfly spirit.
"Do you know who that is?
The female lead of Paramount's next upcoming movie!!
Have a good chat with her and have a sweet night. Then she can recommend you to the director!
Even if you only appear on screen for five minutes, you will have Hollywood experience. Do you understand?! "
"With this experience, you can compete for a big domestic production. But you screwed it up!
Everything is screwed up!
I tried so hard to lure her over, but you screwed it up!! "
Yan Hudie roared at Hua Ji for two whole hours.
Hua Ji sat listlessly on the sofa and didn't say a word.
It wasn't until two in the morning that Yan Hudie finally stopped throwing a tantrum.
Hua Ji silently glanced at Yan Hudie and suddenly took out a robe from the wardrobe next to him.
"To express my apology, I just got it from China. It's a custom-made robe from the thousand-year-old Cong Family Shop." He turned his face away. "I remember that our sizes are about the same?"
Yan Hudie had already vented some of his anger. Now that he saw Hua Ji's good attitude, he snorted and carefully took the robe.
The owner of the Cong Family Shop was a thousand-year-old bee. This senior's craftsmanship was unquestionable. It couldn't be bought even if you had money. Every year, all kinds of spirits and even cultivators would go to him to order clothes. It was said that the queue number was already next year.
Yan Hudie looked at the blue and green robe in front of him and couldn't help but smile.
Hua Ji's expression was also very subtle. "Want to try it?"
After a pause, he added, "You can wear it close to your body. There's a formation that absorbs spiritual energy on the inside of the robe!"
Without saying anything, Yan Hudie took off all his clothes and changed into the robe.
But when he looked at the mirror …
"Ahhhh —!!!"
wtf?
What did he see?
Why was he naked?
In the mirror, Yan Hudie was naked, revealing the same white and tender skin.
Hua Ji sneered and said pointedly, "Tsk, it's not even as big as mine." After a pause, he said, "Oh, you have five-colored hair there. I can't compare."
Yan Hudie: "…"
