Jellyfish
Chapter 29
Hua Ji became famous. He didn't even know why he became famous.
He couldn't understand and went to look for Boss Wu.
Boss Wu looked at Hua Ji with a smile as if he was looking at a hen that laid golden eggs. He coughed and left the arena. He took out the remote control and tapped on the wall behind Hua Ji.
In the next second, the wall turned into a huge screen. The screen flashed and there was rain everywhere on the screen. It was the day he went through the tribulation more than a month ago.
"When you went through the tribulation that day, do you still remember what the senior beside you did?"
Hua Ji laughed when he heard that.
In ancient times, Bai Suzhen flooded the Jinshan Mountain to pray for Xu Xian's thousand-year marriage. Today, Shui Mu flooded the Huangpu River to pray for Hua Ji's safety. This joke had been spread all over the Jiuzhou forum. Of course, he knew about it.
At first, Hua Ji felt awkward. But soon, he felt happy again. With someone who cared about him, why couldn't he be proud and proud?
He said, "And then?"
Boss Wu said, "The Huangpu River flooded the city. Did you know that S City was flooded?"
Hua Ji shook his head sincerely. He really didn't know. He was still worried about the dilapidated Shui Mu on Chongming Island.
Boss Wu said slowly, "Now you know. Many places were flooded. The water was more than a meter deep. You had to use a small boat to deliver packages. In short, under such circumstances, many interesting creatures in the Huangpu River were washed into the city."
Hua Ji opened his mouth wide. He remembered that when he was filming the commercial, the director wanted to use crabs to replace Jellyfish.
Boss Wu smiled. "Yes, just as you thought, some people have some indescribable problems. The underwear you endorsed … Oh, okay, it's swimming trunks. It solved the problem perfectly. Look at this."
The TV on the wall behind him flashed and an interview appeared.
It was a school student. The student was half-naked and covered his head with a textbook. He said dryly, "The school was suddenly flooded. Even the koi fish and crabs in the school pond rushed out. It was terrible."
The reporter asked, "Then what did you do with the creatures that came out of the pond?
Did you release them? "
"At first, we did release them."
The student's voice was muffled. "But later, we realized that we shouldn't release them. For example, crabs. Even if we released them, they would still catch other students. There are always strange creatures in S City. There were even some tropical fish in our school....... Even a student encountered a piranha......"
At this point, the student's voice became angry. "This is very dangerous, okay?
That fish directly bit off my classmate's belt and even bit his thigh. Fortunately, there was a flower bed next to him. My classmate jumped onto the flower bed and stepped on the anti-theft net to land on the air-conditioning platform outside the teaching building. Otherwise, he would really be dead!
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. "" Ah, it tore off a piece of flesh from his thigh. He was lucky. "
At this point, the student's voice suddenly became excited. "He said that he had just finished swimming class and was wearing the new XX swimming trunks. They were very sturdy. He said that he felt the fish bite his penis. But when he climbed up the air conditioner and took off his pants, he found that he was fine!"
The reporter was dumbfounded too.
The student said, "The swimming trunks were very sturdy. The next day, the other students and I ordered a pair of swimming trunks. See, it's the one I'm wearing now."
At this moment, the camera panned down and focused on the student's underwear. The dark red underwear was printed with a cloud pattern. On it was the XX brand logo and the silhouette of a human face.
Hua Ji slapped the sandalwood table in front of Boss Wu angrily!
"That's my face!!!!"
Boss Wu coughed. "… the manufacturer is very satisfied with your silhouette. Didn't you go to B City to take a few photos? In the end, they used the silhouette of one of your faces as material and turned it into the pattern of the swimming trunks."
Hua Ji stared at Boss Wu gloomily. "Remove it."
Boss Wu shrugged. "No, they paid for the photos you took. Besides, other than you, no one can tell."
Hua Ji stared at the screen gloomily. After a while, he said, "… So my underwear is red because of the pattern?"
Boss Wu smiled and said, "How is that possible?
Because of this interview, the advertisement of the swimming trunks was dug up. Hua Ji, we are vixens. Vixens have always had great figures, so … "
He said, "Your next job is to take a photo of the swimming trunks. The price is very good. Do you want to go?"
Hua Ji was angry. Just as he was about to refuse, Boss Wu said, "There's something you don't know. When the Taoist sect went to the mountain to look for trouble, the people on the mountain showed the documentary you took to the Taoist sect. Those old farts in the Taoist sect were very powerful. After watching it, many of them had an epiphany. A small number of them directly started to undergo the tribulation."
Hua Ji forced himself to calm down. He knew about this. This was also the reason for the magnitude 10 earthquake in a certain area.
"Hua Ji, you know that … Undergoing the tribulation might not be successful."
Boss Wu looked at Hua Ji deeply. "Three. Three died."
Hua Ji felt cold all over, as if a basin of water had been poured on him. He looked at Boss Wu in a daze. After a while, he said in a dry voice, "And then?"
Boss Wu shrugged his shoulders. "The people on the mountain took care of this matter. After all, some of the people who had the epiphany had crossed the tribulation, and some didn't. The old Daoist immortals are indeed powerful. They have merit, so they directly delayed the tribulation. This is also the reason why only three people died. Otherwise, our demon mountain would have been flattened by these old bastards who crossed the tribulation."
Hua Ji was silent for a long time before he said, "Okay, I agree."
The old turtle helped him take care of this matter. Hua Ji owed the old turtle a favor.
However …
"Just the swimming trunks?"
It was such a big favor, but the old turtle only asked him to take swimming trunks?
The old turtle smiled slightly. "Fox, why do you think I opened Wangu Entertainment?"
Hua Ji was stunned. He remembered that after the reform and opening up, the old turtle came to this small fishing village and said that he wanted to give the wandering demons a place to settle down. Ten years later, Wangu Entertainment became one of the three major film and television entertainment companies in China.
Hua Ji twitched the corner of his mouth and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, and thank you."
Boss Wu smiled. He pointed at the sandalwood table in front of him that had been split open by Hua Ji. "You're welcome. Here's my table."
Hua Ji was speechless. "Got it. I'll get you a new one."
Hua Ji left the company and returned to his small apartment. He saw Shui Mu sitting in the study and seemed to be looking at the computer.
Hua Ji looked at Shui Mu's back and couldn't help smiling. He changed his clothes and walked into the study. Standing behind Jellyfish, he looked at the computer and said, "I'm back. What are you looking at?"
Shui Mu said without turning his head, "The forum, the Hua Fei forum."
The Hua Fei forum was full of demons. At this moment, Shui Mu was scrolling through the posts and was particularly engrossed in them.
Hua Ji followed Shui Mu's gaze. Huh?
Post?
Huh?
Then, then … Damn, what kind of bullsh * t title is that?
[1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 8
The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched. "Wait, it's not what I think, is it?"
Shui Mu said, "Yes, it's what you think. The forum listed all your previous relationship experiences!"
Hua Ji suddenly looked embarrassed. "This, this, this is slander!
Only six-tailed demons can find a partner in our demon fox family! "
Shui Mu was stunned. He turned his head, and his silver eyes were crystal clear, pure and flawless. "Partner?
What does this have to do with partner? "
"…" Hua Ji said dryly, "Well, isn't this a relationship experience post?"
"Yes, but it's a relationship between a master and a servant!"
Shui Mu pointed at the screen. "Your first master was a young lady from an official's family. Your second master was an old man. Your third, fourth …"
He asked Hua Ji, "Are they fake?"
Hua Ji heaved a sigh of relief. So this was it. He nodded. "Yes, these are all real."
After a pause, he asked, "Why are you suddenly reading this?"
Shui Mu glanced at Hua Ji slowly. "I want to know more about your past."
Hua Ji felt warm in his heart after hearing this. He smiled foolishly. "Is that so …"
Shui Mu said, "I saw on this post that your first master, the young lady from an official's family, saved you on the mountain. You followed her and acknowledged her as your master?"
"Yes."
Hua Ji nodded. He said with a little nostalgia, "At that time, I just had spiritual intelligence and didn't know anything. It was she who taught me how to deal with people. She … was a very good person."
Shui Mu asked, "Is she very important to you?"
Hua Ji nodded. "Yes, my magic weapon, the plum-patterned jade pendant, was given to me by her. I refined it for almost 200 years and have been keeping it."
Shui Mu looked at the screen silently, especially the "Master" column. He suddenly said, "I saved you from the Heavenly Tribulation."
Hua Ji's smile became softer. "Yes."
Shui Mu looked at Hua Ji. "Then why didn't you acknowledge me as your master?"
Hua Ji, "…"