"Hahahahaha!!!"

Yan Hudie laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his back. He leaned on the bar counter and laughed so hard that his eyes were filled with tears. The bartender looked at Yan Hudie speechlessly. He immediately took away the cocktail in front of Yan Hudie and replaced it with a glass of soda water. He was afraid that Yan Hudie would accidentally choke himself to death.

Hua Ji drank the rest of the cocktail without changing his expression. He pushed the glass to the bartender and replaced it with a glass of soda water. "Smile, smile, smile. What's the use of having you if you only know how to smile?"

The ice-cold soda water flowed down his throat and into his stomach. It was as if a basin of cold water had been poured over his head. Yan Hudie finally regained some rationality.

He said, "In other words, you fell in love with that Senior Shui, but he didn't think so. So you tried to seduce him, but unfortunately, you failed?"

Yan Hudie wanted to laugh again. Oh my god, there was actually a vixen in this world who didn't know how to seduce people. If this news were to spread, how many people would laugh themselves to death?

The cultivators who died under Xiang Jiuniang's skirt back then would never let Hua Ji go. It was too embarrassing for a vixen, okay?

Hua Ji shrugged. It was embarrassing to fail in seduction, but that wasn't important. What was important was how to succeed in seduction.

"Since you managed to seduce a pretty boy by attending a banquet …" He looked at Yan Hudie from head to toe. "As my manager, as a good friend who has been helping each other since before the founding of the People's Republic, shouldn't you give me some help?"

Yan Hudie sneered. "Don't tease me. I'm your manager, but I'm not your nanny. We did know each other before the founding of the People's Republic, but at that time, we were still in opposing camps!"

Hua Ji sighed. "Do you really want me to ask Xiang Jiuniang?

She's coming to S City. "

Yan Hudie was shocked. "What is that woman doing here?"

Xiang Jiuniang was a killing machine. Wherever he went, trouble would follow. Yan Hudie was almost killed by Xiang Jiuniang because of a small matter in the past. Now that he heard that Xiang Jiuniang was coming over, he immediately felt bad.

"If you don't help me, I can only turn to her." Hua Ji said seriously, "She has the most experience …"

Yan Hudie's expression was as ugly as if he had swallowed poison.

After a while, he said slowly, "Alright, tell me everything that happened between you and him in detail."

After Hua Ji left home, he asked Yan Hudie to go to a bar. It was normal for two handsome guys to stay out all night in a bar.

The things that they discussed could not be leaked. Before Hua Ji opened his mouth, he habitually cast a mute spell. There was no sound within the spell's range, but only vague sounds could be heard if one got close. It was one of the best spells to use when talking outside.

Hua Ji had used this method to trick many people and demons. For cultivators, what they saw might not be the truth, and what they heard might be false. Unless they swore on the Heavenly Tribulation, they should not believe any promises from demons. This was the consensus of all cultivators, and it was also common knowledge among cultivators.

It was like two people chatting all night and being photographed. They did not care, because they knew that so what if it was leaked?

No one would care, and demons would not believe it.

Therefore, neither Hua Ji nor Yan Hudie expected that the photo would end up in the hands of a gigolo.

Yang Can looked at the photo, and his handsome face twisted. As the third generation of the Yang family, he could be said to be able to summon the wind and summon the rain. He was not a dandy who only knew how to eat, drink, and play. He had been sent to the military camp by his iron-blooded father for training, and had also followed his second uncle abroad. Because of this, his personality was more domineering than what he showed.

Yang Can had met many women since he was young, and there were also many men who wanted to lie on his bed. He never cared about these women, but only the talkative butterfly. She was the first person he wanted but couldn't lay his hands on.

Yan Buyu. Yes, Yan Hudie was famous. Yan Buyu was just a manager in an entertainment company. It should be easy for Yang Can to do anything he wanted, but it was useless.

No matter what he did, it was useless. Money?

Yan Buyu did not lack money. Career?

Yan Buyu did not care at all. Pressure?

Boss Wu was a f * cking tortoise. There was nowhere to bite!

Every time he blocked someone?

Yang Can had been scolded by Yan Hudie many times with all kinds of elegant words!

This was the first setback Yang Can had encountered in his life.

This kind of setback was even more serious than failing a mission in the military. It was as if he had attacked aggressively, but the target had turned around and left without even looking at him.

Yang Can was furious. He stared at Hua Ji in the photo, and started to make a phone call fiercely.

Hua Ji and Yan Hudie talked for the whole night.

Yan Hudie listened to the story of Hua Ji and Shui Mu and began to summarize.

"In other words, the relationship between the two of you was originally one of employer and employee, and then you slowly became friends. In the end, Senior Shui saved your life and wanted you to become his servant, and you agreed, right?"

Hua Ji felt that something was wrong, but Yan Hudie was right, so he nodded and said, "Something like that."

"During this period, Senior Shui took great care of you. Sometimes, he even took advantage of you. At first, you were frightened by him, but then you felt that you were overthinking, right?"

Hua Ji thought of the massage yesterday. His face darkened. Was that … right?

Was he overthinking?

But he felt that Shui Mu was teasing him!

Yan Hudie slapped his thigh and said, "He was teasing you!"

Right?!

Hua Ji nodded repeatedly.

"But he was being a hooligan unconsciously. You could only accept it."

Yan Hudie said with a smile, "Little monsters like us can't understand Senior Shui's thinking. We can only think from the perspective of an ordinary sea creature, okay, a fish …"

Hua Ji thought for a while and said, "A fish's thinking?

I'm sorry, but I don't think a fish would think a fox is good. After all, fish are among the top of our food list. "

Yan Hudie rolled his eyes and said, "Then what about a fish that has lived for billions of years?

First, let me ask you something. Monsters are all spiritual creatures that are born and raised by the heavens. Before we shed our mortal bodies, we are all animals, right? "

Hua Ji nodded silently.

"Mating is the instinct of every living creature. Some species even live in the morning and die in the evening just to mate, right?"

Hua Ji nodded silently again.

"So if two foxes like each other, even if they are of different species, like a fox and a lynx, even if they don't do it for sex, will they do it together?"

Hua Ji pursed his lips. They were beasts. Excluding the so-called moral standards and animal instincts, of course they would do it if they liked each other!

Only when they were bored would they talk about love. For a fox that only lived for ten years, the first three years would be for them to grow up, and the last three years would be for them to grow old. They could only mate for five or six years. Every estrus period was two months, and they could only breastfeed once a year. If you counted carefully, it was too short!!

Moreover, very few foxes could die of old age. They couldn't even live to twelve or thirteen years old. In such a short and limited time, if they met one that they liked, of course they would immediately do it on the spot!

Hua Ji sighed and said, "I think I understand what you mean."

"What about Senior Shui?

His original form is a Jellyfish. I've checked before. Ordinary Jellyfish don't have brains. They only have neurons. Okay, a Jellyfish demon that has lived for billions of years might have evolved a brain. But … you should understand, right? Jellyfish are not vertebrates or mammals. Does he have an estrus period?

Don't Jellyfish mature and automatically spray Miqingzi to the female Jellyfish, and then throw the fertilized eggs into the ocean? "

Yan Hudie said slowly, "What are feelings?

Every demon that goes down the mountain has to learn feelings. But modern research has shown that feelings, especially love, are a hormone secreted by the brain. As a demon that almost never uses its entire brain, leaving only one or two separate brains to control its behavior, does Senior Shui have feelings? "

Hua Ji was speechless after hearing this.

"Without an estrus period, there is no concept of so-called love. Do you expect Senior Shui to understand you and be your partner?"

Yan Hudie wanted to laugh again and said, "Are you an idiot?"

Hua Ji sighed. Yes, he was really stupid to listen to Yan Hudie's analysis.

"So talking about feelings with Senior Shui is a very stupid thing to do," Yan Hudie said, "If you really want him to fall in love with you, there is a simple way."

Hua Ji looked at Yan Hudie.

He said, "Do it."

Hua Ji said, "Huh?"

"I'm saying that you don't need to be so entangled. Just do it. We are animals, not humans. Why go through so much trouble?"

Yan Hudie considered his tone and said seriously, "I'm serious. Senior Shui does not have an estrus period, and has never had the concept of feelings. Then you should teach him. If you don't really sink into love, how can you survive it? You want to give an equal amount, but you forget that in the game of love, there is never a true winner."

"Buddy, be confident." Yan Hudie laughed and said, "You are a vixen."

"… Ah." Hua Ji smiled slowly.