Chapter 10

Residence of Marriage.

Mortals all say that immortals are pure of heart and few desires. All day long, they talk about scriptures and meditate on immortal techniques, without the slightest taint of the mortal world.

What they don't know is that the immortals in the sky have lived for a long time and have long lost interest in immortal techniques and scriptures. All day long, they only think about how to visit friends and relatives and gossip.

"I saw the wind and sand in the school field, thunder and lightning!

Under the cover of rolling black clouds, two figures, one red and one white, hugged each other tightly and kissed deeply!

Even if a great calamity fell from the sky, it still couldn't separate this pair of mandarin ducks … "

I put the newly ordered storybook in my hand on the table and took a sip of tea to moisten my throat. At the same time, I hid the monstrous anger in my eyes. Sitting across from me, the old man under the moon was twirling two strands of heavenly silk by his ear, proudly waiting for praise.

"Cough cough."

My anger was so great that I choked on my tea. I suppressed the thought of strangling the little fox and slowly said, "I remember that day when I crossed the tribulation with the Little White Dragon, you weren't there. How could you make up such a vivid storybook?

Also, at that time, we didn't … cough … have a long kiss! "

As soon as the words left my mouth, I regretted it. How could I have used such a praiseworthy word like "vivid"!

I should have used "crude" instead!

Immortal under the moon has been collecting gossip in the Celestial realm for so many years. Although he hasn't learned anything else, his ability to grasp the key points is unrivalled. In my sentence, there are so many words, but he probably only heard the words "vivid" and immediately became enraptured.

"That day, the clouds were ten miles long and the thunder was deafening. The wind at the Southern Heavenly Gate was so strong that it blew several new immortals back to the mortal world!

Was there even a need to be there?

You only need to think about it to know how dangerous and difficult it was!

Moreover, although I didn't make it in time for the ninety-nine bolts of lightning, I was there at the last moment to see Run Yu transform into his true form and carry you back!

Tsk tsk tsk, in the bright sun, two dragons, one red and one white, head to tail, entwined in the clouds, it was very beautiful! "

Looking at the fox's excited appearance, if I didn't know better, I would have thought that the one being carried back was him.

My throat was dry and blue veins bulged on my forehead. I tried to endure it, but I still accidentally crushed the teacup in my hand. I was about to get up and apologize, taking this opportunity to escape, but the fox pressed me down again.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be in such a hurry to leave!

Not only did this old man write this script for you, I even arranged a play!

The Fairy Children Xian 'e have practiced diligently. Let's watch together! "

I looked at the gate of the Residence of Marriage. Considering my current physical condition, I was afraid that he would catch me if I was still ten zhang away from the gate. I could only sit down and watch the show. I also used the chicken on the table to grind my teeth. After I grinded my dragon teeth until they were shiny, I would roast this fox and stuff it between my teeth!

On the stage, the sound of flutes and cymbals rang out, drowning out the sound of bones crunching. Seeing that I was eating with gusto, the immortal under the moon generously asked Xian 'e to bring me another plate.

I angrily stared at the chubby chicken, imagining the happy scene of roasting a fox over a bonfire.

The play performed by immortals was very different from the one performed by mortals. The scenes that mortals couldn't perform were easily handled by us with one or two small immortal techniques. Therefore, the scene of the tribulation on the stage really did look a bit dangerous.

A large mass of heavy dark clouds hung low, as if it was about to fall and crush the entire stage. Under the clouds, a celestial child and a fairy maiden hugged each other tightly. Every time a bolt of lightning struck down, the fairy maiden would let out a delicate "aiyo", and the celestial child would immediately hug her even tighter. His brows revealed a pained expression, and he shouted to the sky, "You blind heavenly lightning, why are you striking her? Come at me!"

My dragon teeth were so sour that I couldn't even chew the chicken. I turned my head and seriously asked the immortal under the moon.

"Fox Fairy, I don't think I've done anything wrong to you. Why are you taking revenge like this?"

"Xiao Chiling, what are you talking about? This old man loves you so much, how can there be any revenge?

Could it be that this life and death love play wasn't arranged thoroughly enough?

Are you not satisfied?

Ah … Actually, this old man also doesn't think it's deep enough. If Xian 'e was injured and fainted, then the fairy child would immediately use his mouth to wake her up. Wouldn't it be more lively? "

The immortal under the moon was walking further and further down the road of misunderstanding. I'm afraid even eight heavenly horses wouldn't be able to pull him back.

I sighed inwardly. It was better to play the lute to a cow. I endured the sourness in my mouth and continued to watch.

The heavenly lightning on the stage crackled happily. Not long after, more than ninety bolts fell. The pitiful pair of immortals on the stage were shaking like sifting chaff. After this play, their arms and legs would probably be spasmed.

After the last few bolts of lightning, the fairy child threw away his sword and transformed into his dragon form. He raised his head and roared, gathering his momentum. Then, he coiled into a ball and blocked Xian 'e's head. Xian' e's face was filled with tears. She stared blankly and pretended to shout, "No!

Come back!

I don't want you to block the heavenly lightning for me! "

I almost crushed the second teacup in my hand. I fiercely asked, "What kind of book is this? The heavenly lightning originally belonged to the Little White Dragon. I kindly helped him pass the tribulation, so how did it become blocking it for me?"

The immortal under the moon hesitated for a long time before smiling ingratiatingly, "This book will be officially released in the next few days. Many High Immortals have already sent their attendants to order it. Although this old man is angry at that stinky brat Run Yu for doing such a foolish thing, in the end, he is still my nephew. As the Celestial Ruler, I still have to pay attention to the dignity of the Celestial Ruler. Naturally …"

"Naturally, you're going to blame me for something as shameful as delaying the tribulation?"

I was furious. The mortal's words were reasonable. The difference between the treatment of one's own flesh and blood was like the difference between heaven and earth!

However, the dragon on the stage was shaking its head and wagging its tail too deliberately. It definitely wasn't as graceful and carefree as the Little White Dragon from the other day. I'm afraid it wouldn't do much to protect the dignity of the Celestial Ruler.

However, since his uncle had written such a story to frame me, he couldn't afford to lose face alone. If he added fuel to the fire, the fox immortal would be capable of doing anything.

"Fox Fairy, the Little White Dragon is the Celestial Ruler. How can you only protect the dignity of the Celestial Ruler?

That day, he used his Dragoncry Sword to block ninety-eight lightning bolts for me. How can you just brush it off like that? "

As expected, the immortal under the moon's interest was greatly piqued. He eagerly asked, "Xiao Chiling, do you have any suggestions?

Let's hear it. "

I chuckled in my heart and opened my palm to summon a few strands of water vapor. In a few moments, a lifelike white dragon appeared, causing the immortal's eyes to light up in surprise.

"Aiya, Xiao Chiling, your control over water is so superb!

Wonderful! "

"For a play like this, I naturally have to exaggerate a bit from the original. The Little White Dragon's white scales are indeed very clear and elegant, but when placed in the play, it's inevitably a bit bland. I need to add a bit of blue to symbolize his exquisite control over wind and water. The two long golden whiskers behind the dragon's horns are to represent the dignity of the Celestial Ruler. As for the fingernails, they should be a bit red. After all, they were heavily injured after going through the Heavenly Tribulation.

The white dragon in my hand transformed as I spoke. After a few rounds, it was completely unrecognizable. The Fox Fairy's aesthetic was always different from that of ordinary people. At this time, she really held the water dragon in her hands and was unwilling to part with it.

"Xiao Chiling's words are very reasonable. This old man sees that you have a good seedling for a play!

However, training the immortal child to transform requires a lot of effort. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to go through so much trouble? "

My expression turned cold, "Why would it be inappropriate?"

At this moment, on the stage, the Blood Dragon was injured and fell to the ground. The White Dragon coiled around it and lifted it up. Riding on the clouds of the Nine Heavens, it swam towards the Jade Pearl Palace. The Immortal under the Moon had spent a lot of effort on these two little immortals. Unexpectedly, they really did act out a bit of the deep love and sorrow of a couple. I used this to calm the Fox Immortal down.

"Look at this scene. The clouds are white and the dragon is also white. It's simply too tasteless to swallow. If it were to transform like this, wouldn't it be much more eye-catching?

Moreover, that day, the Little White Dragon saved me from danger. In the end, he didn't mind that I was heavy and carried me all the way back to the Jade Pearl Palace. His kindness is too great and it's hard to repay. I can't bear to see him in such a tasteless state in front of the immortals! "

The Immortal under the Moon was shocked by the pain on my face and sighed, "Xiao Chiling, I didn't know that you had such thoughts about Run Yu!

Fine, fine, in any case, there are many red strings in the marriage house. It's not impossible to tie another one around that boy! "

"You misunderstand …"

The Fox Fairy's mind was probably filled with thoughts of men and women. I was about to explain when a strong wind suddenly blew past me. A white sleeve flung out and a person sat at the corner of the square table. That person's eyes swept over the fancy water dragon in the Fox Fairy's hands. He unhurriedly straightened the front of his robe and picked up a small white porcelain cup on the table to pour tea. His slender fingers were as white as jade and his voice as soft as the clouds crashed into my heart.