The Last Cat in the Universe
Chapter 19
[??
How could you blacklist me without any hesitation?!]
[Did the blacklist flash by just now? It was all the masked address of the Imperial Research Office.]
[Anyway, the name is the Imperial Research Office …]
[How can cats be so protective of their owners … Damn, I'm so envious of my disappointing NiPi!]
[NiPi is such a coward. It turns into an iron ball when there's a little noise.]
[My NiPi is the same!!]
[To be honest, except for the wild animals on the desolate planets that haven't been developed, all the domesticated animals have evolved after going through wormholes.]
[Yeah, they can't be both practical and beautiful, so they all look a lot uglier.]
"Meow!" Yue An looked at this comment and meowed.
This time, there were people who immediately understood what he meant.
[Yue An, who is both practical and beautiful, is not convinced!]
Yue An stuck out its chest and wagged its tail. "Meow!"
[Cute, cute … This word is practically tailor-made for a creature like a cat.]
Yue An hummed proudly and sat at the table licking its paws.
Its pink tongue licked its furry paws, and then it curled its paws slightly and rubbed its snow-white face. The soft pads of its paws were faintly discernible as it moved.
[No, no resistance at all …]
[Oh no, I think I'll die if I don't keep a cat!]
[Terminal illness.]
[Am I the only one who's still looking at that dish?
Aren't you going to eat it?]
[Maybe you want to save it for the Marshal.]
[The Marshal is in court.]
[Save it for when you come back: D, so obedient.]
[The court just started not long ago. It'll be cold by the time you come back …]
Yue An's ears twitched. Her beautiful and translucent cat eyes that resembled a high-quality sapphire revealed her obsidian-like pupils that were wrapped within them.
The dining room was very bright, but there was no direct sunlight.
With a pair of round cat eyes, he looked innocent and kind. When he meowed softly, people couldn't help but associate him with words such as "warm", "beautiful" and "pure".
After reading those comments, the fluffy ball, which was as beautiful and pure as the first snowfall, slowly put down its paws, arched its back, and stretched. Then, it turned around and finished the last dish on the plate.
[…]
[Hmm …]
[。]
[Hilarious.]
[Hahahahaha! You didn't expect this, did you?
I'm just taking a short break!]
[I'm dying from laughter.]
[Yue An: I ordered the delivery myself!
Why should it be left for the Marshal?]
"Meow!"
That was right!
Yue An broke the last takeout plate with two paws and threw it into the trash can. Then, with the optical computer on his head, he ran to the cat tree that he hadn't had the chance to play.
The little furball casually tossed the photon computer aside and went straight into the tunnel. The tracking camera flew left and right at the entrance of the tunnel. In the next second, it was pushed to the ground by the white furball and pressed under its paw.
[Ahhhhh!
Come at me! Come at me!
Crazily sucking meat!]
[From the wide angle, the curve of its chin is so cute. I can see its pink and tender mouth.]
[Oh, I can even see its fangs!
It's so small and cute!]
Yue An fiddled with the camera, which didn't struggle, and withdrew its paws. It turned its head and looked at the plush toys hanging under the small platform above its head.
Cats had no resistance to these kinds of things that would shake with a touch.
For example, cat teasers, hanging plush toys, jumping bugs and frogs, and birds flying in the sky.
Oh, and there was also the laser pointer invented by humans.
Yue An let go of its paws, turned its head, and jumped onto the first step of the cat tree. It then jumped onto the second step, squatted on the edge, and used its paws to fiddle with the little toy mouse.
To be honest, it was a little ugly.
But it was not easy for Ji Xiuyun to distinguish the toy mouse on the cat tree from the blurry old photos and materials. He even made it himself.
Yue An patted the green toy mouse, and its little head swayed along with the toy.
[Bosses … Do you guys smell the calming wood?]
[Eh?
I've been playing with the cat, so I didn't notice.]
[Yes, and this smell is quite strong.]
[Now that you mention it, I suddenly feel a little sleepy.]
[Smart as I am, I've already informed a few elders who are disturbed by insomnia to come and freeload on the calming wood.]
[Wuwuwuwu, I want to touch it QAQ]
[I want to touch it and raise it!
When can I have a second cat?]
[It's forbidden by law:)]
[Shut up!]
[It's also forbidden by law to raise living creatures according to their genetic sequence:)]
[You're so annoying! Ahhh!]
[Stealing pets is also forbidden … Forget it, no one can steal a cat from the Marshal …]
[… Wuwu, what's wrong with wanting to raise a cat!!]
[That's right!
Although we can't raise a cat, we can transfer money.]
[Yes, yes, yes, transfer money, transfer money!]
[Now that you mention it, I suddenly thought of something. The money that Yue An spent on takeout might be the money we transferred last time.]
[Yes, the Marshal wouldn't steal money from a cat.]
[Let me emphasize that cats are intelligent creatures.
When we are sure that an intelligent species is not hostile, we have to treat them with a friendly and equal attitude.
This is written in the Basic Law, and we have to learn it when we go to school!]
[Actually … the platform also announced a lot of information about the copyright of Yue An's image, but the details are still being negotiated with the manufacturer. This is also money.]
[So, in the end, we are actually raising Yue An.]
[!!!!]
[Oh, no!
I can't control my hands that are throwing money!]
[Can you turn on the tactile sensor for Xiao Yu An?!
It won't affect you!!
You can set the area where you are not allowed to touch.]
[Please turn it on … I've been working overtime for three months, and my A-level genetic constitution can't take it anymore. The pressure is so great that I'm about to explode. I can vaguely see the end of my life. Cat boss, please do me a favor and heal me.]
Yue An jumped down from the second step and was slightly stunned when it saw such a comment.
"Meow?"
Yue An tilted its head and searched the optical computer for a long time, but it still couldn't find where to turn on this setting.
[What are you looking for?]
[Sensing setting?]
Yue An shook its ears at the camera. "Meow ~"
[The holographic sensing setting only allows the sense of smell by default. I remember that the sensing setting is on the third icon in the upper right corner.]
Yue An clicked on it and made a huge cross for its balls and tail on the model of its body.
Then, it sat there obediently and clicked on the confirm button.
[!!!!]
[I'm dead!!!!]
[Don't save me!!
Don't save me!!!]
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Mama, I touched the cat!!!]
[Heaven!!!!]
[Ahhhhh!!
I didn't come to this world in vain!!]
[It's so soft QAQ]
[Ahhhhh! Love!
No!
Release!
Hand!]
Yue An waited for a long time but still couldn't find the next comment from the person who said that he worked overtime until he was about to die.
He sat there and didn't move. The plush carpet was so soft that he couldn't help but step on it with his paws.
Yue An was very sensitive to the word 'overtime'.
Yue An's first owner, the little girl's father, worked overtime all year round. In the end, he collapsed from exhaustion and had to lie in the hospital for a few months before he recovered.
The little girl had to study and went to bed early. When she went to bed, her father hadn't come back yet. When she woke up, her father had already left. Sometimes, her father even worked the entire night and week in the company.
The little girl had hugged Yue An and cried a few times. She complained that her father worked overtime and that her mother was always the one who went to the parent-teacher conference. Her classmates all said that she didn't have a father who loved her.
Yue An had a very deep impression of the little girl, who was usually so carefree and happy, hugged him and cried.
Yue An was very grateful to the little girl who abandoned him in the cardboard box and took care of him for a year.
If it weren't for her, he probably would have died in the cardboard box.
Therefore, when her parents sent her away, Yue An didn't feel resentful — he went to see her later.
The little girl had a little sister, a British Shorthair, and a Golden Retriever. Her father was successfully promoted and didn't need to work overtime anymore. The whole family lived in harmony and was very happy every day.
On the desk in the little girl's room, there was a picture frame that had been wiped clean. In the picture, the little girl was holding Yue An, the little kitten that had just opened its eyes and not been weaned off milk yet. The little girl was smiling happily.
Yue An was very satisfied with this.
He still remembered the reason why the little girl cried very clearly.
His tail swayed on the fluffy carpet. His white fur was very clear, smooth, and shiny. Sitting under the sun, it almost glowed.
Yue An stared at the interface attentively.
[Wow, I got such a big surprise as soon as I came back!!]
[I'm so happy to bury my face in the fluffy fur after zooming out of the interface!
The fluffy fur feels so good to the touch. I can roll around in it. There's also the warmth of the sun!
Recently, it has been raining in my house for more than three months during the rainy season. Putting the overtime together with the rain makes me feel so depressed.]
[Thank you, Xiao Yu An. I feel like I can live well from tomorrow onwards. Can I borrow your belly again and take a nap?]
When Yue An saw the comments, he heaved a sigh of relief and meowed at the camera in front of him. He walked to a place where he could enjoy the warm sunlight for a long time and lay down on the ground.
It wasn't only humans who wanted to sleep after eating. Cats also wanted to sleep.
Coupled with the effect of the calming wood, it was even more tiring.
When Marshal returned home after a day of torment, he saw that there was an extra dining cart in the dining room. His cat was sleeping soundly under the cat tree in the living room.
There was a camera next to the cat, and the optical computer that was thrown next to the sofa was playing the scene of the cat sleeping. There were also countless new comments popping up endlessly.
Ji Xiuyun wasn't surprised. On the way home, he knew that his cat had made a big news again.
For example, he started a livestream and ate 360,000 yuan worth of takeout. He blocked the Imperial Research Office during a livestream. He confirmed that the cat was an intelligent species. He opened a tactile sensor and gave hundreds of billions of cat lovers …
Mr. Marshal walked into the house and gently put down the two different design thinking helmets. He walked to the sofa and bent down to pick up the optical computer.
He glanced at the time of the livestream.
7:21:45
Mr. Marshal turned off the livestream. He squatted next to Yue An with the optical computer, picked up the camera, and put it back into the optical computer.
Yue An's ears twitched. He lazily opened his eyes and wagged his tail with his belly exposed.
"Get up if you're awake." Mr. Marshal rubbed his head.
Yue An flipped over and got up. He shook his fur and turned to look at the optical computer in Mr. Marshal's hand. He poked at it with his little paw. "Meow!"
Ji Xiuyun surprisingly understood what Yue An meant.
He cooperated and opened his account on the platform. He saw that there was a balance of almost ten digits. He deeply understood the ability of Yue An to make money.
Yue An's eyes sparkled. He was very happy. "Meow!"
"It's all yours." Marshal stuffed the optical computer into Yue An's arms.
Hehehehe.
Yue An hugged the optical computer like it was a treasure.
Marshal took the two thinking thinking helmets he had brought back. "If you don't want to eat, you can order takeout from the cafeteria. However, you must practice your battle skills."
"This is for military use."
Marshal waved the black one in his left hand and then picked up the red one in his right hand. "This is for civilian use."
Yue An didn't have any objections. He wagged his tail happily. "Meow!"
He put down the optical computer and sat up. Under Ji Xiuyun's gaze, he walked to the door.
"Meow!" Yue An turned around and meowed at Ji Xiuyun.
Ji Xiuyun: "Are you going out?"
Yue An opened the door.
He had seen many recommendations in the comments of the live broadcast. It was said that there was a restaurant in this military family's residential area that was quite good.
Ji Xiuyun didn't know where Yue An was going. He simply followed behind Yue An and watched as the little guy looked left and right to choose a route.
Yue An looked like he was confirming his territory. Marshal thought as he walked slowly with his two long legs.
Marshal spent most of his time on the battlefield and at the military base. He rarely had the chance to leisurely stroll around the residential area.
In all fairness, the residential area of the military family's high-ranking military family was quite good and convenient.
Everything that needed to enter the residential area had to be checked by the guards in charge of protecting the area. The security level was also very high.
Marshal was very familiar with the terrain here. He had memorized the entire map.
However, he had never really taken a stroll around this place since his parents died.
Ji Xiuyun looked at the little furball leading the way in front of him. He then looked at the surrounding environment that was full of life. He felt that this kind of leisurely life was quite rare.
Yue An led Ji Xiuyun through three crossroads.
Marshal didn't tell the little kitten that they had already passed through this crossroad twice.
Marshal was in a good mood and had the opportunity to relax. He was willing to waste some time with the little guy.
Yue An finally managed to get around the complicated route built by humans. Just as he was happily heading towards his destination, Marshal suddenly stopped in his tracks.
The Head of the Scientific Research Department also stopped in his tracks at the same time.
The two people who had just come out of the military court looked at each other from afar. One was gritting his teeth with an ashen face, while the other was cold and unmoving.
Fate was wonderful.