The Reckless Life of Xiexie
Chapter 7
So-ah. In the Heaven Realm, all the fairies could call her Fairy So-ah. Previously, when the Monkey King was wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, she and Bai Pan-pian had coincidentally gone to the Moon Palace and met a fairy. That fairy said that she did not have a name and could just call her So-ah.
As for them, they only knew Fairy So-ah.
Pause thought for a moment. "Isn't she Jade Rabbit?
Why is it So-ah again? "
One was a fairy, and the other was the Jade Rabbit.
Bai Pan-pian shook her head. "Can't you tell?
Her appearance is seventy to eighty percent similar to Sue's. "
"Are you saying that the Jade Rabbit descended to the mortal world and transformed into So-ah?"
There was nothing strange about this. Animals could transform into anything they wanted. Some could transform as they pleased, like her. Some could imitate the appearance of women in the human world. It was normal for Jade Rabbit to imitate So-ah's appearance.
"Oh you."
Bai Pan-pian poked Suspension's forehead and said, "There are so many fairies in the sky. If we're talking about beauty, why didn't Jade Rabbit look like Chang'e? Wouldn't that make her even more beautiful?"
Pausing for a moment, he thought about how Chang 'e would look in this outfit. Chang' e had a cold temperament. Although this outfit was unusually gorgeous, it was not impossible for her to do the job. Presumably, she would look extremely beautiful in it.
"Could it be that the Jade Rabbit doesn't dare to transform into Master?"
The Jade Rabbit had already run away from home. She had merely transformed into her master's appearance. What was there to be afraid of? "Then, Pian-pian, what do you think?"
"I don't know about this either, but there must be a reason behind it." He just didn't know what the reason was. He would talk about it later.
Bai Pan-pian stopped thinking about it, but Suspension was a little interested. However, she was not familiar with Jade Rabbit, so she would not ask her directly.
He turned to look at Madam Di Yong, who was the golden-nosed, white-haired rat spirit on Mount Numinous. "Xiao Bai, when did you leave Mount Numinous?"
White Rat glanced at her and took a sip of wine. "How many times have I told you that I don't like this name?"
"I came out not long after you left."
She put down the wine cup and twisted her Suspension cheek. "It's all because you injured Tathagata's hand. He started to clean up all the demons on Spirited Mountain. Taoist Brother ran fast and escaped to the lower realm. I dug a hole in the mountain, but I was still caught by Li Jing. I'm now his adopted daughter and live in the Bottomless Pit of Pitfall Mountain. If you have time, come and play with me."
"I'm sorry. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have left Mount Numinous."
"It's good that you know. However, it's a blessing in disguise. After leaving Mount Numinous, I feel much more at ease. Now that no one cares about me, I feel the most free."
She had an endless supply of sesame oil, and even the passing monks couldn't escape from her hands. Although the monks passing by Pitfall Mountain didn't have as high cultivation as those on Mount Numinous, she still had a servant whose cultivation was higher than most of the monks. That person's cultivation wasn't low.
The demons toasted each other, and for a moment, the hall was very lively. Dapeng even found some demons who knew how to play musical instruments and played cheerful music in the side hall. Some demons even said that even the Feast of Peaches in the Heavenly Palace was nothing special.
At that moment, a demon suddenly came in from outside to report that a demon that wasn't on the list had arrived. That demon was a giant bird with nine heads.
Before Dapeng could say anything, a voice sounded. "Why didn't you invite me to a seat at such a feast?"
All the demons looked at the door. Suspension quickly turned his head. This bird was so ugly. One head was already ugly, but he had nine heads, which made him even uglier.
"Who are you? Where did you come from?
You want to come to my Myriad Demon Conference without telling me your name? "Dapeng said sternly. His voice wasn't any weaker than the Nine-headed Bird's.
"I came from the heavens, but I'm not a divine being. Like everyone here, I'm a demon that turned into a demon. I passed by today and saw such a feast, so I came to ask for a drink."
Dapeng and the Nine-headed Bird were both birds. When they saw the Nine-headed Bird, they didn't have any ill intentions. They just thought that he was a demon that came because of its reputation. Dapeng laughed and said, "Servants, arrange a seat for him."
The small demons were about to arrange the tables and chairs, but the Nine-headed Bird stopped them. "Let me ask you, how does your Myriad Demon Conference compare to the Feast of Peaches in the heavens?"
Da Peng was amused when he heard that. "Hahaha, how many immortals are there in the heavens? Today, there are no less than ten thousand demons participating in my Lion Camel City's feast. This Myriad Demon Meet is worthy of its name."
"But in my opinion, you're still missing something." The Nine-headed Bird smiled mysteriously.
Hearing the Nine-headed Bird's words, Da Peng's interest was piqued. "Oh, what is it?"
"Peaches of Immortality," said the Nine-headed Bird. "Since it's comparable to the Feast of Immortality, how can we not have Peaches of Immortality?"
"Since you are from the heavens, how could you not know that the Peach of Immortality is not an ordinary item? Back then, even the Tathagata An Heaven was not invited to the Peach of Immortality Banquet, let alone people like you and me." As he spoke, he exchanged glances with the azure lion and the white elephant.
After that, they went to the Southern Heavenly Gate to cause trouble before coming to the Lower Realm.
The Nine-headed Bird had already put away his head. He looked like an ordinary man as he stood in the main hall. "That peach of immortality is hard to come by. Why don't you find something better to replace it with?"
Da Peng saw that the Nine-headed Bird was implying something. "What do you think?"
"From what I know, there's a monk in the South Continent right now. Eating a piece of his flesh will grant one immortality. Such a good item is comparable to the Peach of Immortality."
As soon as the Nine-headed Bird finished speaking, the demons began to discuss among themselves. Someone said, "Immortality after eating a piece of his flesh? Could he be an immortal?"
"No. That monk is a mortal in this world, but he was an immortal in his previous life. Now, he's in the South Continent, heading to the Leiyin Temple in the Western Heaven to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures."
All the demons had their own thoughts. As they pondered, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King exchanged glances. They had some understanding of the monk's identity.
"The South Continent is thousands of miles away from here. The South Continent is vast. How can we find a monk?"
All the demons asked. The Nine-headed Bird answered, "That monk is heading to the Western Heaven to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. He'll arrive at the Aparagodaniya Continent in a few days. We'll know when the time comes."
Da Peng also understood the Nine-headed Bird's intention. It was to tell them about the monk. Eating a piece of his flesh would grant immortality. Even though he had an immortal body, eating it would definitely increase his cultivation. Wouldn't it be faster than cultivating slowly? Hence, he was very tempted.
"Tell us in detail. Who is that monk?
How can he achieve immortality? "
The Nine-headed Bird smiled. "It's true that the monk is a mortal now, but in his previous life, he was the Golden Cicada Elder, the second disciple of the Gautama Buddha. This life is his tenth life. In the previous nine lives, he was also a monk. Ten lives of cultivation plus the cultivation of his previous life. Eating a piece of his flesh would grant immortality."
When the Nine-headed Bird mentioned the monk in the South Continent to seek scriptures, Suspension was a little tempted. Now that she heard him mention the Golden Cicada, she didn't forget that the Golden Cicada had descended to the mortal world for her reason.
Moreover, going to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures, wasn't that referring to the Tang Seng?
That Tang Seng was actually the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada. No wonder she felt a sense of familiarity.
"Pian-pian, do you think the Nine-headed Bird's information is reliable?"
"Oh, no one knows whether it's true or not. As long as everyone here believes it, it's fine."
Bai Pan-pian glanced at her. "If I remember correctly, Wukong has already crossed your name from the Book of Life and Death. Are you also thinking about the flesh of the Golden Cicada?"
When the Monkey King was three hundred years old, his lifespan in the Book of Life and Death had come to an end. The Black and White Impermanence had captured his soul. As a result, the Monkey King had wreaked havoc in the netherworld and crossed out the names of all the monkeys in Mount Huaguo, including her. It could be said that she couldn't die even if she wanted to.
Suspension had always thought that Bai Pan-pian was right. It didn't matter whether the Nine-headed Bird was telling the truth or not. What was important was that these monsters believed it. She now knew why the Avalokitesvara wanted Wukong to escort the Tang Seng to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures. There were so many monsters, but a weak mortal like him could only become their meal.
She looked at White Rat on the side and saw that her eyes were moving slightly. She stroked a strand of hair on her shoulder with her white hand. Her face was as red as a peach and she was full of smiles. She looked very excited. "Do you also want to eat that monk's flesh?"
"Eat?"
White Rat chuckled. "Only those laymen want to eat such a treasure. I won't eat it."
Although the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada didn't have an immortal body, his cultivation must be quite high. If she practiced Dual Cultivation with him, her cultivation would definitely increase a lot. When she was in Holy Mountain, it was not that she didn't have the idea of seducing the Golden Cicada, but she couldn't get close to him because of the Light of Buddha. Now that he was just a mortal, it would be much easier for her to achieve good things.
At the same time, the Tang Seng, who was walking on the road, didn't know that he had been targeted by so many monsters. Now they came to a house with only two people in it. The grandfather was in his sixties, and the grandson was only seven or eight years old. They lived in a thatched house at the foot of the mountain.
According to the conversation, the Tang Seng learned that there used to be a village here. However, a group of bandits suddenly came a few years ago and did all kinds of evil in the village. Everyone in the village who could move away had moved away. Now, only the grandfather and grandson were left.
Perhaps it was a coincidence, or perhaps it was because the bandits also heard that there were people in the village, so a group of bandits came at night. For such a thing, the Monkey King naturally wouldn't tolerate it. He threw the bandits up one by one. When they came down, the bandits were already dead.
In a short while, more than half of the bandits were dead. The rest were scared. Some ran away, and some kowtowed.
The Monkey King was in a bad mood these two days. He was holding back his anger. These people had no one to blame but themselves for running into the wooden warehouse. The Monkey King didn't show any mercy. Regardless of the Tang Seng's obstruction, he killed all the bandits.
It was originally a good thing, but he didn't expect that the Tang Seng would blame him for killing the innocent. Heaven and earth could be his witness. Which one of the people he killed was innocent?
In a fit of anger, he left the Tang Seng and went back to Mount Huaguo. He was afraid that the Suspension wouldn't be able to find him. When he passed by Donghai, he went to his old neighbor's place and asked the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to watch over him. If the Suspension passed by, he would tell her that he was there.




