Today in Honmaru Retirement Again
Chapter 33
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"Revenge?" The black-haired young man also changed into a bathrobe to maintain his overall style.
Cut Long Hasebe was about to take a bite of the food on the plate. He recognized it as the "hot dog" he saw yesterday. After hearing the little boy's words, he walked over to him. "I haven't heard that word for a long time …"
"Have you experienced that kind of thing?"
The Inquisitor looked over gently with his black eyes. He bent down and patted Koyazufumi on the shoulder, handed him the plate in his hand, and softly comforted him. "It's been hard on you … Eat something."
The blue-haired Shortsword took the plate.
He stared at the young man in a daze, then glanced at the sausages on the plate. He thought for a moment, lowered his head, and whispered, "Thank you."
"What a polite boy."
Ji Kai habitually touched Shortsword's head, then strolled to Koyazufumi and sat down behind him.
He stretched his long back. "Welcome to This Pill.
Get along well with everyone. "
Koyazufumi raised his head with the plate in his hand, not saying a word.
The expression on his palm-sized face was a little fierce.
But his eyes showed that he was listening carefully.
"Well, this is Cut Long Hasebe." He pointed to the gray-haired Shortsword and raised his chin to the other side not far away. "That one."
Yamamochi Kokuhiro. "Without the sheet, Yamamochi Kokuhiro was pulled by Tsurumaru Kuninaga to the grill to roast a hot dog in a hurry.
"Look at the two of them. Is it written on their faces: I want to find a corner to hide …"
"Lord, Lord Divine Inquisitor!" His thoughts were exposed.
Cut Long Hasebe was very embarrassed.
Ji Kai just sat down.
It made him tremble with fear and unease.
It took him a lot of effort to pretend as if nothing had happened, but he did not expect this person to tease him.
The blue-haired Shortsword quickly glanced at Hasebe and quickly looked away, pretending that nothing had happened.
However, he seemed to feel that this was inappropriate. The next second, he turned his head again, lowered his eyes, and continued to speak in a low voice without any expression, "H-hello, Mr. Qie. I'm Xiao Ye Zuo Wen."
The gray-haired Shortsword reflexively frowned and corrected him, "Call me Hasebe."
"… Mr. Hasebe," Koyazufumi repeated.
"Mahahahaha, what are you whispering about!"
Mutsuo Moriyoshi suddenly appeared behind the three of them and put his hand on Cut Long Hasebe's shoulder. "There's a big cardboard box over there. There are a lot of new things in it. Let's go and take a look!"
"…" Hasebe's frown deepened. He was about to distance himself from the new Shortsword when The Inquisitor, who was sitting between him and Koyazufumi, turned around and said with a smile, "Ah, I'm hungry again … How about we find something to eat?"
"Hasebe?
Little Ye-kun? "
Cut Long Hasebe had to get up reluctantly.
This Pill's transformation came in handy at this moment.
The outdoor lights placed in the grass illuminated the surroundings clearly. Tsurumaru Kuninaga enjoyed the brightness very much. Mutsuo Moriyoshi ignored the glare of the lights and half lay on the ground to study this novel prop behind him.
Yamamochi Kokuhiro, who failed to roast a hot dog, returned to work and began to tidy up the large cardboard box thrown to him by The Inquisitor and took out all kinds of items from it.
Every time the blond Shortsword took out an item, The Inquisitor, who was standing next to him, took it and introduced it to everyone.
"Picnic mat, Tarō, help me lay it on the ground. Yes, make it bigger."
The tall and burly Tarō Tarō stretched out his long arm, shook open the crisscrossing checkered mattress and laid it flat on the grass.
"Put the low table next to it for food.
Everyone, sit on the mat and form a circle. "The young man took off his shoes and pulled Koyazufumi to step on the mat first.
Cut Long Hasebe was hesitating when he saw The Inquisitor turn around. "Hasebe."
Tarō Tarō, who had a long ponytail, silently walked past him and sat next to The Inquisitor.
The gray-haired Shortsword bit his lip and was the fourth to go up and sit next to Koyazufumi.
Tsurumaru Kuninaga chewed on a hot dog and chose the seat opposite The Inquisitor. "It feels very interesting. Is this a game?"
"Oh, a game?
I'm looking forward to it! "Mutsuo Moriyoshi finished fiddling with the floor lamp and ran over excitedly.
"Good for teasing cats. Oh, it's also suitable for tigers.
Sauce, this is for you. "
The Inquisitor handed a short stick with a feather bell to the silver-haired Shortsword, while Yamamochi Kokuhiro continued to dig the unfathomable storage box diagonally behind The Inquisitor.
"Thank you, my lord."
The Five Tigers Retreat happily took it. The five tigers howled and squeezed together to reach the thing with their claws.
"Sauce, this is canned fish and chicken strips, snacks for them to grind their teeth."
The young man pushed a few boxes of things over. The Five Tigers Retreat thanked him profusely, their faces red.
Since he appeared, as a Shortsword who had not been used much, The Inquisitor had always taken care of him and his tigers, and was very patient and gentle with him.
'I've really met a very good lord …'
Ji Kai, who was completely unaware that Shortsword was praising him in his heart, introduced a few more gadgets to the Fu Mourning God, and then finally saw the snack gift bag that he had been eagerly looking forward to.
He arranged one after another puffed food and junk snacks neatly in front of him, like the ruler of a country, and proudly showed the rare treasures that he had kept for many years to his subordinates who came to visit.
"As you can see, these are all kinds of snacks.
Yes, chocolate truffles, spicy beef jerky, purple potato peanuts, grilled seaweed, cranberry cookies, cheese corn on the cob, spicy strips, chicken feet with pickled peppers, spicy dried fish, shrimp sticks, potato chips, milk candy, nougat, melon seeds, fruit peel, millet rice crust … "He pointed out the names one by one," Ah, I don't know what you like to eat, so I bought some of them … "
"My lord, what is this black thing in the bottle?" The Five Tigers Retreat asked curiously.
"Hahahaha.
This is cola, it's a very, very, very delicious drink. "When talking about his favorite, Ji Kai repeated the same adverb several times.
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Yamamochi, help me distribute these to everyone. "
Blond Shortsword turned from the side to the inner circle, knelt and stretched out his arms, allowing The Inquisitor to put bags of snacks into his arms.
However, there was a limit to how many arms could be stacked, and they fell down after two layers.
Yamamochi had no choice but to carry them to Tsurumaru Kuninaga first.
Cut Long Hasebe followed spontaneously.
The Inquisitor looked at him admiringly, "Good boy." Then, without any explanation, he piled the rest of the snacks into his hands.
Hasebe also went to distribute the snacks.
As for the cola, Ji Kai did it himself, throwing a bottle to each of them.
Gokusen Kanazane and Candlestick Tachibana, who had just finished their work in the kitchen, placed their desserts and tea on the low table. Before they could even sit properly, black shadows appeared in front of them and whizzed towards them. The two Vibrating Swords instinctively reached out to catch them.
Gokusen Kanazane's book was an introductory Go textbook, while Candlestick Tachibana's book was a classic cookbook.
Ji Kai pointed to the empty seat opposite him. "Come, come, sit down."
Gokusen Kanazane and Candlestick Tachibana hugged their books and hurried to their seats.
"Wow, there's so much delicious food!" The person had not yet arrived, but the voice had already arrived.
A cloud of black fog appeared out of thin air, and a human figure jumped out of it. It went past Ji Kai, grabbed a snack from the short table, and stuffed it into its mouth. "F * ck —"
He carefully held the remaining half with tears of gratitude on his face as he sat down beside Tsurumaru Kuninaga.
"This is a seaweed roll."
Ryo Takaya, who was kneeling down, recognized the dessert in his hand. He raised his eyebrows in surprise.
However, when he looked at the Japanese-style buildings under the moonlight and the thin bathrobes that everyone was wearing, he felt that it made sense.
Although these people's hair colors and clothes were very strange, just by hearing their names, they were all from the same hometown.
A handsome young man with blonde hair sat cross-legged next to Ryo Takaya. He picked up one and threw it into his mouth, then gave a thumbs up. "Wow, it's really good!"
He stretched out his arm and nudged the young man beside him. "The taste is similar to that of your favorite restaurant."
"Hey!
Jin Tengguang, how can you do as you please without the master's permission …! "Ryo Takaya, who had been calm and composed just a second ago, suddenly had a lively expression on his face.
He frowned angrily and looked disapprovingly at his companion. "Also, how many times have I told you not to talk when you're eating?!"
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Jin Tengguang didn't care at all about Ryo Takaya's anger. He swallowed the seaweed roll with satisfaction. As soon as he looked down, he saw a pile of various snacks in front of him. "Wow, what a harvest!"
He was overjoyed as he tore open a bag of potato chips, pinched a few pieces, and chewed them in his mouth. Then, he opened the Coke bottle and gulped down a big mouthful. Then, he raised his head and burped loudly. "This feels so good!"
Seeing him enjoying the food so much, Cut Long Hasebe, Gokusen Kanazane, Candlestick Tachibana, Koyazufumi, and Yamamochi Kokuhiro, who were watching the food that they had never seen before, silently tore open the seal.
"Hahahaha, this is so fresh!
My lord, what's this called? "
Mutsuo Moriyoshi, who was already holding the second bag, asked curiously as he happily chewed on the chewy strip in his mouth.
"Spicy strips.
One of my favorites. "
The Inquisitor slowly chewed on the same food, but his posture was much more elegant. "You can try the Coke. It's even better when the two are combined."
"It's a surprising taste …" The white-haired young man waved the opened one in his hand as if to prove it.
"Is it?" Mutsuo Moriyoshi muttered as he turned around to look for his drink that had rolled away.
"… Is this it?" Koyazufumi handed over his drink.
"Okay, let me see what the 'Coke' of this new world is. Hahaha …" Mutsuo Moriyoshi raised the bottle in his hand and looked at it under the light for a while. Then, he suddenly pulled it back and twisted it hard.
"Wait …" The Inquisitor suddenly reacted. Just as he was about to remind them, he heard a loud noise in the air.
Black liquid spurted out from the gap and wet most of Mutsuo Moriyoshi's clothes. It also splashed onto Tarō Tarō's chest and Yamamochi Kokuhiro's head.
"…"
"…"
"It's sweet." Taro Tachi raised his finger and licked it expressionlessly as he said in a deep voice.




