What if Wukong Loves Me Too Much

Chapter 22

Xuanzang's words shocked everyone,

The demonesses were all shocked.

Now that demonesses were scarce, the world had changed,

Male demonesses were more likely to develop feelings for each other over time,

They had also heard a little about it,

They immediately understood that aspect and couldn't believe it.

"The Great Sage doesn't like women?!

So he also has homosexual tendencies?! "

Xuanzang realized what he had said,

His cheeks were dyed with two blushes,

Wukong's innocence: "I mean... I've never seen him like anyone. He doesn't like men or women."

The demonesses heaved a sigh of relief and rejoiced, "That's good,

No hope is infinite hope,

Maybe the Great Sage only loves me? "

After saying that, she affectionately held Xuanzang's arm, "Master,

In the future, we will follow you to learn from the scriptures. "

Xuanzang: "..."

Learn from the scriptures well,

With a group of demonesses following him, how could he?

Moreover, one or two of them were interested in Wukong, which made him extremely uncomfortable.

The Little White Dragon had already made him feel depressed, and now there were seven of them pestering him,

It was simply unimaginable.

He tried to put on a serious face, "This requires the Bodhisattva's consent,

I can't make the decision. "

The demonesses giggled and said, "We don't need the Bodhisattva's consent,

We don't want to become Buddha, we willingly follow,

Can the Bodhisattva chase us away?

Master, tell me quickly,

What does the Great Sage like,

We have to be prepared. "

Xuanzang: "..." I already said that Wukong didn't like anyone.

Why don't he go along with the story and make them happy and let him go to see Wukong, he would be saved directly.

However, what if Wukong saw that they were all beautiful and obsessed with him and agreed to stay?

Could the Bodhisattva be brought out?

Xuanzang said, "Wukong has already converted to Buddhism, there's no way for him to start a family."

"He can renounce asceticism," the demonesses laughed and said, "With the Great Sage's temperament, wouldn't this monk's identity be easily discarded?"

Xuanzang was a little anxious, but he became smarter in his anxiety. Since they were so infatuated with Wukong, he asked, "Didn't you say you've never seen Wukong before?

Why do you like him? "

The demonesses said, "This is a hero complex.

Furthermore, it is said that he is indomitable and incomparably handsome. Anyone who sees him will be moved. Those of us who have seen his portrait have already spread it around back then. "

Xuanzang calmed himself down. "You haven't even seen him, so how do you know if the rumors are true or false?

Portraits always beautify the image. "

The demonesses hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?"

Xuanzang said seriously, "Wukong might not be as good as the rumors say. He looks ordinary."

At the very least, Wujing was not tempted by Wukong.

The demonesses said, "We are not so vulgar that we don't care about appearance."

Then they shyly covered their faces. "The Great Sage is a martial artist. He flies and dives all day long, so he must have eight hard abs."

Xuanzang knew that they liked hard abs, so he said, "No, Wukong's body is very soft."

Even if his hair was soft, it was still soft!

He always found an opportunity to secretly rub it.

The demonesses were stunned. The Great Sage was actually soft like the little monk. This was different from what they had imagined.

Their gazes swept over Xuanzang's body, especially the legs that could not be covered by the veil. They stammered, "Then, at least, that's big right?"

Seeing that it was effective, Xuanzang recalled what they had said about him and said the opposite, "It's not big, I think it's quite small."

It was said that when he was young, he was suppressed under the mountain for five hundred years, so he should be around five hundred years old, at most six hundred years old. He should not be considered old among the demons. After all, he was a thousand-year-old demon. In his heart, only those who were over a thousand years old could be called great demons.

When female demons chose their mates, they cared a lot about age, probably because the older they were, the stronger their demon power.

The demonesses seemed to have suffered a huge blow. They were all thunderstruck. Their smiles froze and their hearts broke.

Ni Shang was shocked. "Master, you even saw this?!"

The others complained, "Wasn't Master bathing just now?

You must have bathed together. What's so strange about that? "

Xuanzang, "?"

Although he couldn't make sense of it, his words had a great effect, making him very happy. He continued to work hard and thought of another one. "Wukong is also very fierce. If he doesn't agree with you, he will use a stick to beat people up. Girls won't be merciful either!

He would turn hostile at the slightest provocation! "

There should be females among the tigers that he had killed …

He was so ashamed. He seemed to have said all the excuses he had in his life. Buddha above, he had no choice but to get rid of the demons …

The demonesses were already numb.

Seeing that they were so dispirited, Xuanzang, who felt guilty, decided to put in a good word for his eldest disciple. "But Wukong is very good at one thing, it's fluffy ~"

The demonesses, "…"

To sum up, they imagined a short, furry, and wild monkey that liked to jump around and order others around. There was not much of a hero complex left in their minds, and they did not have any thoughts of being obsessed with it.

Indeed, the legends were all lies.

They waved their hands at Xuanzang. "Holy Monk, go and get the scriptures. We quit."

Xuanzang was stunned and asked carefully, "Then you won't eat my meat?"

The demonesses obediently said, "We don't want to be beaten." Even if the Monkey King was far from what the legends said, his fighting ability was not something that they could compare to.

Xuanzang was very grateful, but he felt troubled when he touched his clothes.

No, how could he go out like this?

He had to wait for Wukong to bring him clothes.

Moreover, he did not expect the demonesses to be so nice. What made him more ashamed was that he felt that he had to compensate them.

Thinking of the prevailing male trend along the way, Xuanzang comforted them. "It's okay if Wukong can't do it. I came here from the Tang Dynasty and met some male demons, but I have never seen a female demon. This means that female demons are still very rare. There are so many male demons waiting. If I meet them in the future, I will introduce them to you."

The demonesses sighed. "It's not that we look down on male demons. It's just that the ones around us are either unbearably ugly or have unbearable eccentricities. For example, they never take a bath and put dirt on their bodies. Even our senior brother is the same. Do you think we don't know what he is thinking? We have to avoid him when we see him.

When we want to have fun, we will seduce the mortals we fancy. It's actually more convenient to have a short-lived marriage. "

Xuanzang was surprised. "So it's like this …" He sympathized with them even more. "But the demons I met were all good-looking, strong and infatuated. You will definitely be satisfied." They just did not like women.

The demonesses were delighted. "Where did the Holy Monk meet them?

Are there any now? "

"There aren't any now, but the road is so long. We will definitely meet some more."

Xuanzang smiled. "What kind of demons do you like? If I meet someone who matches, I will help you ask around."

The demonesses were overjoyed. "Good, good, good. Quickly bring a pen and paper. Let the Holy Monk write it down."

They quickly prepared a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. They surrounded Xuanzang and watched him write. They all talked about their own conditions. For a moment, there was a lot of noise.

Xuanzang was dizzy from all the noise. He said helplessly, "Everyone, don't push. Everyone has a share … Master is going to be squeezed to death … Line up and say it one by one …"

After messing around for a while, they finally lined up. The first was Ni Shang. She seemed to have suffered quite a blow and was still listless. "It's nothing much. I just want an unparalleled hero, the kind that can do anything."

Xuanzang wrote it down and wrote "Ni Shang" at the end. Next.

"Good looking!

Good looking!

Good looking!

Don't want a sissy. I want the kind that is resolute, sexy and manly! "

Xuanzang: "… Can I only write 'good looking' once?"

"Yes, but you have to mark the key points."

Next.

"Looks are not important. You have to dote on me. I have to take care of everything in the house. There can't be anyone else. It's best if you are a virgin. What are you laughing at?

You just have to do it properly! "

Xuanzang wiped his cold sweat and silently wrote it down.

…

After he finished writing down seven, he rubbed his wrist and confirmed it again.

He found that although the girls seemed to have their own hobbies, they all had the same conditions. They had to be good-looking, have no quirks, have a big penis, and have an eight-pack. If that was not possible, a six-pack would be fine too.

"Okay." Xuanzang was satisfied and put the paper aside to dry the ink. "Do you have your own portraits?

Give me another one. If you meet someone who matches, you can let them take a look. If you like them, you can tell them the address. Then you can meet them and try it out.

Where is this place? "

The female demons nodded. "Holy Monk is so thoughtful.

You just have to say Silken Silk Mountain Cave. "They happily went to find the portraits they were most satisfied with. They had a lot of them.

When all this was done, Xuanzang did not know what time it was. Xuanzang was very sleepy and his eyes were sore, but Wukong still did not come.

The female demons asked, "Holy Monk, shall we send you back?"

At the same time, they could see the legendary Great Sage's true appearance and give up.

Xuanzang looked out of the calm window and was very disappointed. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Thank you. Just send me to the place where I bathed yesterday. I hope Wukong can find me."

His clothes were still there.

Where did Wukong go?

Was the place where the female demons lived so hidden?

As soon as he finished speaking, a hole was smashed in the roof as if telepathically. The bricks and tiles fell one after another, scaring the female demons and making them hide. They were angry. "Who dares to make trouble here?!"

Xuanzang was surprised and happy. He looked up and saw Wukong jump down with the Jingu Bang and stare at the female demons.

Xuanzang was looking at the female demons' conditions and portraits. He quickly put them in his arms and hugged his waist. "Don't hit them. They are good people."

The light and thin clothes on his body rubbed against Wukong's tiger skin. The friction made him feel different and he shamefully buried himself in his arms. "Don't look!"

Wukong: "…" He really did not look.

He glanced at the female demons again and finally let them go. He carried Xuanzang and left.

The demonesses were intimidated by his aura and did not dare to move for a moment. They only reacted after he left and immediately exploded in anger.

"That was the Great Sage just now?!"

"It was different from what the Holy Monk said!"

"I saw it!

It was so good-looking! "

"It was the image in my heart!"

"With my many years of experience, he must have an eight-pack!

How could it be soft! "

They looked at Xuanzang and saw that he was a good and honest man. They actually believed him!