BE Saves The World

Chapter 15

That day, we carried three crocodiles back.

Before we even reached the bandit's lair, Luffy happily shouted, "Stay Up All Night! We caught a lot of crocodiles!

I want to eat meat tonight! "

"It's so noisy, don't be so loud!"

Ace looked like he really wanted to cover his ears, but since both his hands were covering them, he could only shout back even louder.

"Shut up, both of you!

You're making my ears hurt! "

I had a headache from their argument, so I had no choice but to raise my voice and shout back.

"You're the loudest one right now!" Ace didn't want to be outdone and raised his voice as well.

Unconvinced, I also raised my voice, "That's because you guys are too noisy!"

Ace was even angrier, "What? How can you say that when you're so loud?!"

I was also angry, "Who made me have to talk so loudly to you guys!?"

Ace let go and turned around to grab my collar. Because of this, the weight of the three crocodiles fell on me and Luffy. I was instantly enraged and threw the crocodiles aside to grab his collar as well. Since his vest didn't have a collar, I only managed to grab the straps. The two of us immediately glared at each other.

"Do you want to fight, you bastard!"

"You're the one who wants to fight!"

Our eyes met and sparks flew. We both saw the flames behind each other's backs and tried to kill each other with our eyes.

"Try it if you dare! You're really going to fight!?"

"You think I don't dare?!

You actually dare to hit a girl's face?! "

"How can you be called a girl if you hit a man's stomach?!

Ow! You're still doing it! "

"I don't only know how to hit the stomach!

Fuck!

Try hitting my face again!!! "

"Wuuuuu —"

In a place where we couldn't see, Luffy was smashed under the crocodile. His entire body was flattened, and he couldn't even make a sound.

At this time, he stretched out a trembling hand, trying to use the characteristics of his rubber man to break free from the weight of the three crocodiles.

Stay Up All Night ran out of the house, patting the dust off his head as he cursed loudly.

"What are you two little bastards doing?!

It was noisy and noisy!

The dust in the house has been shaken off by you! "

"None of your business!!!!!" x2

Ace and I turned around and roared at Stay Up All Night in a hoarse voice.

Stay Up All Night made an "eh" sound and actually stopped talking.

The big guy froze on the spot like a small mountain.

We quarrelled for a while, and then one of us fell down, clutching his stomach and the other clutching his throat.

Yelling at the top of your lungs really takes a lot of effort. _ (: з 」 ∠) _

The AI tiptoed to my side and poked my face with his big QB tail. There was a hint of pain in his voice.

"I believe it now."

"... What?"

"You really are single because of your own ability."

"..."

The QB's face came close to mine, and he asked a good question with a resentful tone.

"Are you really a hipster?"

Me: "… …."

He said faintly, "Oh, I forgot. Before you became a hipster, you were a class bully who loved to fight with boys.

Your favorite game in childhood was gang fights.

The main reason you became a hipster was because you were sick and couldn't fight. "

Me: "… …."

The AI sighed, "A leopard can't change its spots. I should have thought of it."

I was silent for a while, and then I said in a hoarse voice, "Don't mention the past …"

Life is full of storms!

Some things should just disappear in time!

Don't think about it!

To put it simply — Shut up!!!!!

In a place where none of us could see, Luffy's two rubber arms finally broke free from the crocodile. With a whoosh, they stretched out and grabbed the trees on both sides.

Then, the trees creaked. Luffy used the elasticity of rubber to open his body like a slingshot. He roared and flipped the three crocodiles over.

"I can finally breathe!"

Luffy stroked his chest as he panted for air. He even stuck out his tongue, and it took him a lot of effort to puff up his flattened chest.

He took a deep breath and let his flattened rubber legs return to their original shape.

He put the straw hat on his head and used his big head to push it back to its round shape. Then, he covered the brim of the hat with his hand and narrowed his eyes to look for people.

"Eh?

Where's Ace and the one who threw the dragon? "

"I, am, in, this —"

My gloomy voice came from under Luffy's feet.

Luffy looked down and saw me looking up with a face full of blood. He immediately screamed and jumped up.

"Ghost!"

I pushed away Ace and the crocodile who were on top of me. I wiped my mouth and spat out a tooth.

Being smashed by a crocodile and kissing Ace … What kind of third-rate plot is this!?

I didn't even like watching these Taiwanese idol dramas when I was in elementary school!

I always complained when I saw it!

Who knew that this kind of shitty plot would happen to me?!

Most importantly, it was just like how I complained when I saw Chen Qiaoen and Ming Dao kissing in elementary school — — It was so hard that my teeth fell out!!!

Give me back (this body's) first kiss!

Bastard!!!

Extreme anger drove me to change into a card I never thought I would change into — — Berserker Asterius.

— — Cause thy eyes to become chaotic and thy soul to become violent.

A prisoner imprisoned by the Threshold of Insanity.

I am the controller of this chain!

Go berserk!

Girl!

As for Asterius's card, being topless is a small problem!

Now!

Let me kill this brat first!

I waved my two huge battle axes and rushed forward, roaring Asterius's battle voice — —

"— — Go, to, hell!"

Half an hour later, the AI squatted on top of my head and patted me on the head with its tail that was similar to a QB's.

"Let me tell you a piece of good news."

Its tone was full of pity. "According to the galactic law, in order to maintain the harmony of society, we have self-regulated the scenes of [Beep] and [Beep].

In other words, when you encounter a topless male hero spirit, we will give you a system's own chest bandage as a mosaic. "

I looked down at the tightly bound bandages on my chest and managed to feel a trace of relief.

"Just in case, let me ask you one more thing."

The AI changed the topic.

"Do you really remember that we are here for a love crusade?"

"…"