By the time we all sat down to eat the crocodile meat, the sky was already dark.

I switched to Geronimo's card so that I could use his dagger to cut the meat off the bones. As a proper Northwesterner, I really couldn't accept Luffy's crude way of eating. Besides, I didn't have the monstrous appetite of these two brothers. I was more used to eating big bones like this with a knife.

This way of eating wouldn't have been a problem … if Luffy hadn't kept trying to steal my meat.

When Luffy's rubber hand reached my plate for the 101st time, I stabbed the dagger in front of his hand. The rubber monkey resentfully retracted his hand and scolded, "Stingy."

I was so angry that I wanted to laugh. "I told you not to steal my meat, you little bastard."

"The one who threw the dragon is so stingy!"

Luffy licked his plate unhappily. "You can't eat that much. Give it to me, give it to me!"

"Who said I can't eat it … Wait." The veins on my forehead suddenly throbbed. "[The one who threw the dragon]?

Hey, don't tell me you still don't remember my name?! "

Considering the fact that this guy gave the empress and the mermaid princess a bunch of nicknames in the original novel, he just didn't remember their names and only knew how to use them all day long … The possibility of this was so big that it made me want to cry.

"You didn't tell me your name!" Luffy puffed out his chest righteously. "Besides, what's wrong with being the one who threw the dragon?

The one who threw the dragon is the one who threw the dragon, it's super cool to shout like that! "

I almost slammed the table and stood up. "How could I not tell you my name!?"

Ace suddenly said coldly, "We weren't there when you introduced yourself, so you really 'didn't tell us'."

I choked, then reacted and got even angrier. "Isn't that because that little bastard Luffy was playing with my leg?!

Speaking of which, it's fine if he doesn't know my name. Can't you tell him? "

Portcas D. Ace looked away suspiciously. "…"

I narrowed my eyes dangerously and pressed the knife against his neck. "Tell me, what's my name?"

After a long, suffocating silence, I was the first to explode.

"Remember this!

Her name was Gloria!

GLORIA！

Gloria!

If you call me by the wrong name again, I'll kick you all to the Santu River, you bastards! "

Ace snorted and didn't have any intention of calling my name. Instead, Luffy started to read my name with his fingers (Speaking of which, why do you need to bend your fingers to read a name). Halfway through, he started to roll his eyes.

"G, glu … lo … p, no, it's l … v, ah, no … u?

Eh, eh, eh, eh? "

Luffy rolled his eyes and fell down.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of the nerve in my brain called 'reason' breaking.

"Ace."

I tried my best to turn around calmly, but I didn't notice that my finger was trembling slightly as I pointed at Luffy. "Don't tell me this guy didn't even memorize all 26 letters."

"Is there a problem?"

The bigger bastard showed a tyrannical expression. "I don't know either, what's the big deal about that!"

Me: "… …."

I misjudged you!

Portcas D. Ace!

Why did I think you were more reliable than Monkey D. Luffy?!

Look at your thick eyebrows and big eyes … are you also fucking illiterate?!!!

No, my occupational disease is acting up.

I raised my hand and pushed up my glasses that didn't exist (since I came to this world). I forced myself to calm down and slowly opened my mouth.

"I understand." I said word by word, "You guys need to receive compulsory education."

"What the hell is that?" Ace was dissatisfied. "Don't think I'll listen to you, you bastard woman."

"Scorched fish?" Luffy was drooling. "What's that?

New meat?

Does it taste good? "

"Who asked if you agree?"

I chuckled at Ace, then turned around to face Luffy with a gentle expression. "Compulsory education isn't meat, but it's a huge fortune.

For a kid, it might even be the biggest fortune. "

"What, that's boring." Luffy immediately lost interest.

I pulled a long face: "Someone who can't even read all 26 letters doesn't have the right to be a pirate."

"What?????"

This time, it wasn't just Luffy, even Ace turned around to look at me.

The two little bastards had the same look of astonishment on their faces.

I took a deep breath, put my hands on my hips, and roared.

"How can someone who can't even read their own wanted poster be a pirate?!"

"… Yeah!"

2

× 2 your ass!!!!!

Why are you joining in the fun, Ace?!!!

Thus, after I finished eating my share of meat, I used Geronimo's knife to carve out a blackboard and began the arduous process of educating two illiterate children.

No, the word arduous is not enough to describe my pain.

I feel like all the blood and tears I shed along the way was water that got into my brain when my occupational disease acted up!

As a former teacher, I have to say that Luffy is the type of student that all teachers hate the most — — not only does he not study, he also likes to cause trouble!!!

When I was in high school, the teacher often said, "Students who don't want to study don't have to study, you can lie on the table and sleep, but you can't disturb other students, and you can't talk in class." … After I became a teacher, I realized how much sadness my teacher's words contained. But forget it, I became a teacher because I didn't study hard in high school.

In the first year I became a teacher, I would constantly remind the only high school student in the group — — study hard, study hard!

If you don't study hard, you will be a teacher in the future!

… But I didn't expect that!

The result of not studying hard was to be Luffy's teacher!!!

— — Here!

Way!

Fly!!!

I really want to go back to high school and wring my head off when I was addicted to novels!

Who told you not to study hard!!!

I think, from the string of exclamation marks above, everyone should be able to see that my heart is completely broken.

Monkey D. Luffy is the biggest challenge in my career, there is no other, there was no other before, and there will never be another in the future.

If there is an intelligence in this world, I must answer this question — — What is the experience of educating Luffy?

The answer is very simple.

On the first day, I was stupid.

On the second day, I went crazy.

On the third day, I was about to die.

On the fourth day, I chose to give up.

On the fifth day, I chose to die.

From the beginning to the end, it only takes a week.

Monkey D. Luffy, the best helper for the people's teacher to commit suicide.

If there are any colleagues who are not afraid of death and want to challenge this nightmare instance, I sincerely recommend that you go directly to Gorbo Mountain and find a wild boar to stab at the temple. It is faster.

Luffy can't even lie down and sleep without disturbing the class discipline!

Not only does he like to talk, but he also speaks very loudly!

Not only that, he also likes to get physical!

It is common for him to wrap himself around the chair!

So what if you are a rubber man?!

I have had enough!!!

To be fair, it is not that Luffy's brain is not working. There are many details that prove that not only is Luffy's brain working, but it is also working very fast. Whether it is Chambord, the War of the Summit, Fishman Island, Dressrosa, or Cake Island, all the big and small battles can prove that Luffy's brain is actually very sharp.

But his brain is only especially sharp when he is fighting and recruiting people!!!

What language, what learning, what compulsory education … … Luffy doesn't know any of it!

Not only does he not know, he doesn't want to learn!

It is useless to force it!

Things that Luffy is willing to learn, such as fighting, he always learns very quickly. For example, he only pestered me for a few days, and he already learned all the fist techniques of the Iron Fist Saintess. When he waved his fist, it already has the power of a rubber gun in the future.

But on the other hand … was the tragic progress of his cultural studies.

Luffy doesn't want to learn cultural classes.

He doesn't want to learn at all.

It can be imagined that after a few decades, the idea of learning cultural classes will not enter his rubber brain.

I don't want to describe the specific teaching process. Anyway, people who have seen King of the Sea can imagine how tragic my death was. After all, "Luffy's willfulness is at the level of the Four Emperors".

… … Let me forget that time, I beg you.

With Luffy as a comparison, Ace is simply a good student.

Although his foundation is very poor and teaching is very tiring, at least he has the heart to learn seriously!

He is willing to listen in class and ask questions if he has any. If he can't learn, he will be a bit angry … … but his attitude is super good!

Even how to teach Luffy was an idea from Ace.

"Luffy, if it's something he doesn't want to do, it's useless even if you force him to do it.

This idiot only reaches the level of One Piece when it comes to willfulness. "

Ace gritted his teeth. The bitterness in his words made me respect him. I could totally imagine what kind of life he had been living before I came here.

"… You've worked hard too." I patted his shoulder.

"I'm the older brother, it's normal for me to work hard."

Ace added a piece of firewood to the barbecue fire, "But you, if you want Luffy to do as you say … … don't even think about it.

You have to follow his lead. "

"How?" I moved closer to him and humbly listened to my senior's opinion.

"How would I know!

Anyways, you have to make him interested … … Also, you're too close! "

Ace evaded to the side in annoyance. I got a bit angry when I saw him like this, so I picked up a small stone and threw it at him.

"What are you talking about, you bastard?

Call me by my name! "

"It's so long and it's a mouthful, so troublesome!"

"How is Gloria a mouthful!" I said angrily, "You know, I was going to be called Euphrasia!"

The beauty originally wanted to name me 'Euphrasia', but Admiral Akainu beat her to it, so I'm now called 'Gloria'.

"What kind of name is that!

It'd be weird if you remembered it! "

"Then call me Gege or Leah!" I snorted, "That way, you'll remember it!"

Ace was silent for a long time, then he turned his head and unwillingly called out 'Leah'.

"That should be fine!

Women are troublesome. "

Of course, I wouldn't bicker with a brat since I've achieved a temporary victory. I sat there and began to think about Ace's suggestion.

"Make Luffy interested … …"

What should I do?

The AI wagged its tail that was the same as the QB's and gestured for me to take a look at the barbecued … meat?

… … meat!!!

I got it!!!

… … …

In short, after making promises to Luffy, "I'll give you my portion of meat for three days after you learn the 26 alphabets", "I'll give you my portion of meat for a week after you learn the decimal system", "I'll let you eat meat until you're full every day for half a month after you learn addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division", I finally completed Monkey D. Luffy's basic education.

Don't ask me how I achieved these promises, I had to fill up four cards to get enough prey to feed Luffy.

To summarize it with a not very appropriate proverb — — a half-grown kid eats until he's poor.

After finishing the most basic education, I quickly kicked Luffy away to play by himself.

Ace could still teach him, but Luffy should stop here.

No work ethic is more important than my own life. _ (: з 」 ∠) _

The day I was released from the naughty kid class, I gently stroked Luffy's head with the most loving smile in my life and made a request.

"After you leave, don't tell anyone that I taught you English and mathematics."

… … I can't afford to lose face!

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【Mini Theatre:

Several years later, Luffy mistakenly thought his bounty was 150 million instead of 1.5 billion.

Sanji: I have a question I've wanted to ask for a long time. Luffy, who taught you mathematics?

Luffy: Leah taught me … … Ah, Leah said not to tell anyone.

Well, forget it.