BE Saves The World
Chapter 17
After half a month of barbecued meat, I finally couldn't take it anymore.
"I want to eat something else," I said with a pale face. "If I don't improve my food, I don't think I'll be able to survive."
Ever since I graduated from university and started cooking for myself, I've never eaten the same dish in a row!
I don't even cook meat twice. Basically, I've been eating meat today, chicken the day after, fish the day after, and beef the day after. I've been cooking beef every half a month, and I've been cooking it all the time!
The food of this bandit den's chef is even worse than our school's cafeteria!
And the meat and vegetables are super unbalanced!
If I hadn't picked some wild vegetables to eat and asked Ace to help me find wild fruits … I don't think I'd be able to survive this half a month!
I'm a city bourgeois raised in modern society. I can't live like a savage in the mountains!
Which city dweller would be able to stand living in a farmhouse for half a month?!
It's worse than a farmhouse!
"I want to eat good food!
I want to go to a restaurant! "
I started to kick my legs. It wasn't willfulness, it was a deathbed struggle from my soul. "Wuwuwu, I'll really die if I eat more barbecued meat!
I'll definitely die! "
"Then let me eat your meat!
That way you won't die! "Luffy immediately seized the opportunity and wrapped his whole body around me." Okay okay?
Give it to me, give it to me! "
"Even if I give it to you, it won't solve my problem!" I huffed and pulled Luffy down. "... Don't look at me!
I won't give it to you even if you keep pestering me!
It's not even a question of giving it to you!
... I already told you not to look at me like that! "
Luffy's face was full of disappointment. He made a face at me angrily. "What, Leah is super stingy!"
I coldly threw him to the side. "Yeah, I'm super stingy. I won't give you any of my meat in the future."
"No!"
Luffy immediately panicked, and once again came up with his full beard and tail, "No, no, I don't want it!
I want to eat meat! "
"… Get down here, you brat!
My neck is about to break! "
I angrily pulled Luffy to the side, but the little bastard relied on his rubber character and didn't let go even after I pulled him a meter away. I pulled him to one side and he went around to the other side. It was so tiring that my arms were sore.
Damn it, what's so great about the rubber man?!
"You're such a troublesome woman."
Ace couldn't stand it anymore. He put the steel pipe on his shoulder and stood up. "You want a change of taste, right?
It just so happens that it's time to trade for supplies again. If you want to eat at a restaurant, you can come with us. "
I sniffled and wiped my face. "I want to go."
"The way you talk is becoming more and more like Luffy … Hey!
Don't use my clothes to wipe your face you bastard!!! "
The AI looked at me with its QB face and laughed expressionlessly.
"Hipster?
Hmm? "
I replied to it with a "caring for idiots" emoji that could be read as "motherf * cking retard".
"Do you know who the first target you picked for me was?"
"Monkey D. Luffy.
Why? "Cat Rabbit tilted her head.
This time it was my turn to laugh coldly. "You f * cking know that you picked Luffy?
Do you know Trafalgar Roy? "
The AI suddenly fell silent. "…"
I continued to laugh coldly. "Back in the day, Brother Roy was so handsome, cold, and cool. After he formed an alliance with Luffy, his cool was shattered into pieces with one sentence. I know that's not how you use the phrase 'shattered into pieces'. Just shut up and get the point. Brother Roy was so cool, but he was led astray by Luffy. Do you expect a hipster like me, who switched to being a hipster halfway through my life, to be able to stay true to myself by Luffy's side?"
An indescribably complicated expression appeared on the QB AI's face.
"Get over it."
I looked into the distance with a disillusioned gaze. Even I felt like there was a Buddha's light above my head. "I've already accepted my fate.
I can't keep my hipster cool by Luffy's side.
I can't even survive a chapter. "
"… Although it's very difficult, please try your best to save your cool."
I didn't know what the AI clicked on, but its soft claws tapped on a list of names. "After all, we have other targets to tackle in the future. For example, that …"
"Shut up!!!" I screamed. "Don't say it out loud!
Let me escape for a while more!!!
I don't want to face those scary names!!! "
Kitty Bunny looked at me with her big red eyes. "Did you peek at the list?"
I took a deep breath, erased from my mind some of the horrible memories that his words had awakened, and spoke with great difficulty.
"So, shut up, I'm begging you."
I don't want to remember!!!!
That person!
That person!
And that person! Let me escape for a while more!
I don't want to remember what the hell I have to tackle in the future!!!
Luffy is enough of a nightmare!!!
"Alright."
The AI sighed regretfully (What the hell are you regretting?) and changed the topic. "By the way, let me remind you out of obligation. Your favorability towards Ace and Luffy is about to surpass their favorability towards you."
I was stunned. "What? You can see my favorability towards you?"
The AI wagged its big tail and said leisurely, "Of course, your human emotions are just data in the eyes of AIs like us.
According to the analysis of past cases, it will be very dangerous if your favorability continues to rise like this. "
I was a little curious. "How dangerous?"
The AI looked at the sky and seemed to be calculating the data. "Hmm … It involves confidentiality, so I can't say too much.
Anyway, you know it's very dangerous.
By the way, do you want to see their favorability towards you? "
"Why do I feel like you've set up a huge flag for me just now …" The corner of my mouth twitched. "Forget it. I'll find out what you've set me up for in the future.
Let me see their favorability first. "
The AI wagged its big tail again and threw out a list of completed quests.
[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability + 1. Received Blood Tear Stone x1]
[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability + 5. Received Blood Tear Stone x10]
[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability + 10. Received Blood Tear Stone x20]
… … …
[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability + 50. Received Blood Tear Stone x100]
I looked at the rewards. Before I felt touched, I felt a subtle malice.
"Is it my imagination?
Why do I feel like this reward is targeting me??? "
Blood Tear Stone, known as "Tears of Blood" by Mage players … Giving this to me, is it hinting at the Tears of Blood I shed on my way to defeat Luffy?
The AI looked away suspiciously. "… …"
I was furious. "Deny it?!"
[Monkey D. Luffy's favorability: 51. Received Curse Beast Guts x1]
[Monkey D. Luffy Affability: 55, Received Curse Beast Guts x10]
[Monkey D. Luffy Affability: 60, Received Curse Beast Guts x 20]
…
[Monkey D. Luffy Affability: 80, Received Curse Beast Guts x 100]
I fell into a long silence as I looked at the rewards that seemed even more mysterious.
After a long time, I finally found my tongue.
"May I ask if this reward … is it hinting at a future where I'll be so stressed that I'll have gallstones when I try to conquer Luffy?"
The AI maintained an unsettling silence. "…"
I really wanted to cry, "Say something!!!"
Probably to divert my attention, the AI quickly switched to the reward interface.
"Don't look at Luffy. Look at Ace."
"How many favorability points can he have …" I looked at the mission interface in despair. My eyeballs almost fell out. "Wh, what muah muah?"
[Portcas D. Ace's favorability: 1. Received Demon's Heart x1]
[Portcas D. Ace's favorability: 5. Received Demon's Heart x10]
[Portcas D. Ace's favorability: 10. Received Demon's Heart x20]
… … …
[Portcas D. Ace's favorability: 50. Received Demon's Heart x100]
Damn, it's!
Heart!
Dirty!!!
Heart! Ahhhhh!!!!
The AI was so anxious that it used its tail to slap my face. "Hey!
Wake up!
Your favorability is exploding! "
"What's the big deal about danger!" I slapped my thigh and roared. "In front of the Demon's Heart!
What's the big deal about danger!
That's the Demon's Heart!
Demon's Heart!!!!! "
You're just a QB, you don't understand what the Demon's Heart means to players!
For the heart, we can farm Demon God Pillars all night!
All night long!
Annihilate Babatos in one day!
Any dungeon that drops the heart is the most popular dungeon among players!
How would you, a QB, understand the obsession of players like us!
Do you know how many hearts Jack needs to level up his skills?
Do you know how many heroic spirits need hearts to level up?
No!
You don't know anything!
What's the big deal about exploding one favorability bar for the heart!
Help me up!
I can explode ten more!!!
Seeing that my eyes were red, the AI instantly fell silent. It swung its tail that was similar to the QB's and closed the mission reward interface.
"Although there's still Ace's favorability reward, I think you shouldn't look at it before you calm down."
It rubbed its head with its white paws. "Compared to this, why don't you go over there first? I think Ace and the others are getting impatient from waiting."
And so, three minutes later, Ace and Luffy waited for a bouncing me.
"Ace ~ ~ ~ Luffy ~ ~ ~"
"… What's with your wavy lines?" Ace shook off the goosebumps on his body.
Luffy, on the other hand, had a look of disgust on his face. "Leah, you've suddenly become so disgusting."
"Hehehe."
I was in a good mood. No matter what the two brats said, I wouldn't be angry.
My eyes glowed and I pounced over. I ignored Ace and Luffy's resistance and hugged each of them. I waved in the direction of the Goya Kingdom.
"Let's go!
Let's march to the center street! "