"Wuwuwu … If my dad finds out, I'll be beaten to death …"

Clinging to the corner of the wall, I tried to make one last struggle.

Helping others sneak into a restaurant and dine and dash, forget Akainu, even if my own father found out, he'd break my legs … Not to mention Akainu!

I didn't even dare to imagine what would happen to me if Akainu found out!

Even a volcanic BBQ would be the best ending!!!

However, Ace was a man who would even beat his own brother to death. He kicked me out without hesitation.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

— — Fine!

You win!

I wiped my tears as I gritted my teeth, muttering to myself, "You're actually unmoved by the tears of a beautiful girl. No wonder the original author didn't have a girlfriend even in his twenties!

Serves you right!

Fine, don't blame me for being heartless!

No matter what happens after this, don't blame me. You forced me to do this, Portcas D. Ace! "

I raised my hand to tuck my hair behind my ear, stood up straight, and smiled at the two of them.

"So, after I go in, how do you two plan to sneak into the restaurant?"

"Ah?

You order first, then we'll say we're with you. Isn't that fine? "Ace said calmly.

I raised my eyebrows, "But didn't you say the boss remembers your faces?"

Ace paused, then pointed at Luffy, "We can disguise ourselves as one person and sneak in."

I sneered, "You've used this trick a lot in the past. Do you think those bosses don't learn their lesson?"

Ace's face turned green, and he glared at me, "Then what do you think we should do?"

I rested my chin on my hand, tapping my cheeks with my fingertips, and looked at them calmly.

Even without a mirror, I knew that the smile on my face was as evil as it could be.

"Of course I have an idea."

I looked at the two of them and felt more confident about my idea. "You just need to change your clothes."

"Ha-?"

Ace's expression became even more ferocious. It was as though he was saying, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you think the boss is blind?" Before he could throw the words in my face, I raised my hand and gestured for him to let me speak first.

"Of course I have a way to prevent you from being discovered."

I smiled as peacefully as the QB.

"You can just dress up as girls, right?"

"…"

The air suddenly became quiet.

What followed next was a furious roar that sounded like an explosion.

"What did you say?!!!!!"

If it wasn't for Luffy holding me back, Ace probably would have rushed up and torn me to shreds.

I looked at his angry face and quickly took a step back. There was a smile on my face and happiness written all over my body. I felt like the breath of happiness was about to come out of every pore of my body.

"Is it that hard to understand?

The shop owner remembers that you guys look like boys. Disguise yourselves as girls and it'll be easy for you to sneak into the shop. "

"You mean you want me to wear women's clothes?!!!!"

Ace looked like he wanted to bite me to death.

I covered my mouth with my hand and chuckled as I nodded.

"That's right ~"

"Yo your head!!!!!

I'm not doing it!!!!!! "

Ace threw the steel pipe on the ground and roared.

Luffy shook his head vigorously too.

"You want me to wear women's clothes?

I don't want it, I don't want it! "

I didn't even look at Ace who was about to explode from anger. Instead, I tilted my head and looked at Luffy who was much easier to deal with. I ignored the AI's "Why are you acting cute? You have such a bad taste." I smiled and said a sure-kill sentence aimed at Luffy.

"If you don't dress up as a girl, you won't be able to eat the delicious stew in that shop."

"Oh, okay then." ← Super Decisive.

Looking at Luffy who answered almost instantly, Ace was so angry that he punched him.

"Okay your head, Luffy!

What's more important, a man's dignity or stew?! "

Luffy answered without hesitation this time, "Of course it's the meat!"

Ace looked like he was about to die from anger.

I repressed the joy that made me want to jump up, and forced myself to stand on tiptoe.

I hooked a strand of hair with my fingers and twirled it around my fingertips. Then, I used the end of my hair to sweep my lips, barely covering my obvious smile.

The AI coughed at the side, "Forgive me for being blunt, but you look like a little bitch now."

I was in a good mood and didn't want to argue with an animal (or should I say data?).

"Shut up. Can't I be happy?"

"I …" The QB-like AI shuddered and shut his mouth.

"Cough cough, about that, Ace."

Looking at how he was about to explode from anger, I twisted my waist and smiled even more happily, "Look, even Luffy agreed. As his brother, shouldn't you …"

Ace's hair was about to explode, "I'm telling you, don't even think about it!!!!!"

"Oh." I purposely dragged out the last syllable and tapped my lips with a smile, "So, you are scared."

Ace was so angry that his eyes turned red, "Huh???

Who did you say was scared???? "

I puffed up my cheeks and pouted cutely, "You said you weren't scared. You are so shy, just like a girl.

You are scared, aren't you?

If you are, just tell me. I won't laugh at you. "

* Bang! * I clearly heard Ace's brain explode.

"Who the f * ck is scared?!

Give me the clothes!

It's just a female outfit!

I'll wear it for you to see! "

His hot-blooded roar resounded through the sky. I almost rolled on the floor laughing. I hugged my stomach and shivered for a while. It took me a while to find my voice.

"Q, QB … Hurry up and bring my dress over … Pfft, pfft, hahaha … The two new dresses in my suitcase, hahaha …"

"I already said I'm not a QB."

The AI wagged its tail that was similar to a QB's and complained as it spun around on the spot.

In the next second, it disappeared on the spot.

In less than half a second, it appeared in front of me with two folded dresses on its back.

"Thanks."

I smiled and said to it.

I turned around to face Ace and Luffy and unfolded the dresses in my hands.

From their point of view, it probably looked like I had suddenly pulled out a dress from a fourth-dimensional pocket.

In front of Ace's face, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot, I smiled brightly like a flower.

"Okay, come and change your clothes ~ ☆"

Half an hour later.

AI: "You actually did it."

I chuckled, "They can even force people with social phobia to lie and act. What can't I do?

Isn't it just a female outfit?

If he does it, I will do it. If we die, it's only fair that we die together. "

The AI couldn't help but retort, "Are you a demon?"

I smiled and shook my head, "I'm not a demon, I'm a demon."

I changed into the [Golden Celebration] from the Master Outfit. Yes, it was the [Stay/F]

Saber's white shirt and blue dress from the movie Night. She touched her neatly combed twin ponytails to make sure she was in good condition. She looked like a young lady from a good family. Then, she tugged at her dress and walked towards the restaurant that Ace and Luffy pointed out.

"That … I want a private room."

I stopped my gaze at the front desk lady's chest and didn't look at her expression, which effectively relieved my nervousness.

Plus, the happy mood from before still lingered in my body, which made my body relax a lot. I didn't feel as stiff as I usually did when meeting strangers.

"Okay, how many people?"

The beautiful face that I inherited from a great beauty seemed to have a very good effect. The front desk lady didn't suspect anything. She bent down slightly and looked at me with a warm smile.

"Three people."

I felt that I was in a better state than ever before. I could even raise three fingers and act like a child. "I want a quiet private room.

Also, it'll take a while for the people to arrive. Serve the dishes first. "

Actually, I originally wanted to enter the restaurant with Ace and Luffy, but I didn't know if it was because it was too eye-catching or if they simply didn't want to go with me (Maybe they were still angry?).

Ace refused to come with me no matter what. He even dragged Luffy to not let him follow me. I had to enter the restaurant first.

I felt very regretful that I couldn't walk in hand in hand with Ace and Luffy like real sisters.

Kitty Rabbit said coldly, "You still don't realize the real reason why he didn't want to come with you?"

I looked at the AI strangely, "Is your CPU fried?"

The AI raised his QB face and looked at me speechlessly for a while, "… Forget it."

Was he infected with a virus?

I scratched my head and didn't think too much about it. I continued to chat with the waitress.

"No problem. Have you been here before?"

"My friend has been here before."

I calmly changed my tone and relaxed my throat that was tight from lying, "He said this restaurant is delicious, so I came to try … Well, with my friend."

The other party smiled and opened the door to the private room for me.

"Please come in.

Would you like to order first or wait until everyone is here? "

"First, give me a portion of all the dishes you have in the restaurant."

I sat on the chair and rested my chin on my hands. I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of the two little bastards. I coughed and tried hard to hold back my laughter.

Then, I saw the waitress's shocked expression and reacted. I subconsciously touched my cheeks and tried to make up for it.

"Well, my friend ate a lot …"

"Al … Okay …"

The waitress forced herself to close her eyes and walked towards the kitchen with light footsteps.

I took out the small comb that QB had given me to comb Ace and Luffy's hair. I carefully combed my twin ponytails, trying to make the curls at the ends of my hair look natural and fluffy.

After I combed both sides, I rested my chin on my hands and looked at the door with sparkling eyes.

His two feet couldn't wait any longer, and he began to tap his feet under the table in time.

"You should restrain yourself too."

The AI covered his face with his big tail.

"Seriously, who was the one who couldn't wait to take out a bunch of wigs and makeup?"

I rolled my eyes and changed my posture. I crossed my hands in front of the bridge of my nose and used this commander-in-chief posture to hide the smile on my face.

"Think about it, when those two guys walk in through this door wearing my little dress, the effect … Puhahahahaha!!!

As expected, it's as funny as I thought, hahahahaha!!!! "

While I was talking, Ace and Luffy walked in. The moment I saw them, I couldn't restrain myself anymore. I laughed so hard that I rolled off the chair. I hugged my stomach and rolled on the floor. I laughed so hard that I couldn't even breathe properly.

I saw that Ace was wearing my little gothic dress and had pale makeup on. The veins on his hands were bulging and he couldn't stop trembling as he held onto the hem of the dress. He gave off a demon-like aura and looked very gothic … or rather, a bit too gothic.

Next to him, Luffy was wearing my sweet dress with red strawberries printed all over it. He was pulling at the frilly edges of his sleeves with an uncomfortable expression. The straw hat on his back didn't fit in with the dress at all.

I put on the makeup I often put on when they were young. I whitened their faces, put on blush, and even dotted a big red mole between their eyebrows with lipstick.

However, I don't know if it was because Luffy's hands were itching again, but he wiped his face and smeared lipstick all over it. His whole face was smeared with lipstick and it looked even more hilarious.

I laughed even harder.

Ace was trembling with anger. "Ge, Lo, Li, Ya!!!"

"Okay, okay … Sit down and prepare … Puhaha, prepare to eat, hahaha …" I said breathlessly. "I just ordered … Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore. Let me go out and laugh for five minutes, hahahaha!!!"

"Oh, oh!

Time to eat!

I want to eat meat! "

"Gloria!!!!!!"

Luffy was drooling as he stared at the door of the private room. Ace looked like a devil.

I glanced at him and burst out laughing again.

"I, I'm sorry … Hahaha, I'm leaving now, hahahaha …"

In order to avoid being torn to shreds by Ace, who had completely transformed into Prajna, I stumbled out of the room and laughed my fill in the corridor.

"You're too bad."

The AI said faintly.

"Who was the guy who contributed lipstick and foundation?"

I rolled my eyes.

You even took out a Galactic Internet celebrity. Why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?

The QB's face only flashed a faint smile at my mockery.