When I finally finished laughing and returned to the private room, our food had already been served.

Really, it wasn't an exaggeration to say that the plate was empty as soon as the waitress put the food down. She had just brought the plate over when Luffy's claws had already reached into the plate.

When he tried to do so a second time, I didn't hesitate to stab him with my chopsticks.

"Eat properly." I smiled through gritted teeth. "If you continue like this, the restaurant will kick us out."

You're afraid that the restaurant won't remember who you are because of your rough table manners, aren't you?

"Ace, you should control him too."

I glared fiercely at the other little bastard who was trying to steal a bite. "Otherwise, what's the point of the two of you deliberately changing clothes today?"

Changing clothes was for disguise. If revealing one's true nature was exposed … why did you change clothes in the first place!

The AI couldn't help but retort, "Isn't that because of your bad taste?"

I secretly kicked him. "You talk too much!"

Ace glanced at me darkly. Probably because he didn't want to let today's (female) sacrifice go to waste, he gnawed on the meat in his hand and threw the large bone club at Luffy's head. It hit Luffy so hard that he buried himself into the plate with a clang.

Fine, this dish can't be eaten.

I rolled my eyes and quickly picked up a large piece of food from the new plate that the waitress had just brought over.

"Hey!" Ace was exasperated. "You just said …"

"Silly Ace." I stuffed my cheeks and mumbled, "… I was lying to you."

The AI said coolly, "Why are you doing this when you're not watching puppet shows?"

I sighed faintly. "Isn't it because I have two gay friends who would use this joke every now and then? It's hard not to remember."

"Oh, then when are you going to say to Luffy, 'Good friend Luffy, I don't hate you, I forgive you'?"

The AI rolled his eyes with that QB face of his.

Speaking of which, how did he roll his eyes without the whites of his eyes? I was really curious.

But I didn't have time to complain about this.

My gaze stopped on Luffy's face and the veins on my forehead throbbed.

"It should be now."

Damn, this little bastard relied on his long hands to rob the waiter of all the food he brought over?

I'll say it again, what's so great about being a rubber person???

"Luffy!"

The enmity of snatching food was absolutely irreconcilable. Ace roared and pounced forward.

Seeing this, Luffy let out a cry and didn't hesitate to pour all the food into his mouth. Suddenly, his stomach swelled up like a balloon … Wait a minute, this damn kid didn't leave a single bite for us, did he?

The AI was silent for a while and glanced at me. "Do you really want to forgive him?"

I paused and smiled. "Of course it's …"

[Magic Release]: The performance of one's own Buster command card is greatly improved.

.. [Conviction of Victory]: A large number of Critical Stars.

I added the two skills of this set of Magic Attire to myself and Ace. I smiled and added the last skill to Luffy.

. [Knight's Vow]: Give the perseverance status to your side.

OK, Battle Continuation on Luffy. Then I can beat him to death. Anyway, even if he dies, he can come back to life.

I clenched my fist and tried to cover my fist with the Armament Haki that Z had taught me a little bit and now it was still very weak.

In the next second, I hit Luffy's head hard!

Of course, I choose to forgive him?

Of course not!!!

"Of course, I'm going to beat him to death!"

I don't blame you, I forgive you my ass!!!!

… …

In short, after beating up Luffy, we were finally able to finish the meal in an uproar.

After that, it was almost like the plot of slipping away.

That's right, we're eating a free meal.

In the shop owner's roar of "Catch those three little bastards", the two little bastards ran out laughing. Ace also tore off his wig and threw it back happily.

The black curly hair covered the bald shop owner's face, and for a moment, the shop owner seemed to have regained his youth (…)

"We will pay the bill with treasure in the future!" Luffy also smiled and said while turning back and waving to the staff who chased after us.

Next to these two shameless little bastards, I could only sigh, turned back and threw the money bag in my arms, and it hit the waitress who was running after us.

"You can settle the bill with those two bastards. This is my own money for the meal."

Although it's only one-third of the total price of this meal, it should be able to make up for some of the loss of the shop, right?

I turned my head and continued to run with the two troublesome little bastards.

It's impossible to eat a free meal, it's impossible to eat in this life.

No matter what, I should at least pay for my share.

As for why I didn't pay for all three of them?

No shit, with Ace and Luffy's appetites, I wouldn't be able to feed them even if I took out all my money!

Even pigs don't eat as much as them!!!

However, running too fast will definitely cause problems, isn't that right?

I almost ran into a group of people who suddenly popped out from the corner.

Relying on my excellent conditioned reflexes, I stopped at the last moment, and at least I didn't really run into anyone.

But Luffy, who was behind me, wasn't so lucky. Because I dodged too suddenly, he couldn't dodge in time, and practically ran into the other person's arms, knocking them off their feet. He also fell back and landed on his butt.