Jellyfish
Chapter 4
When the Jellyfish wasn't moving, it was transparent and quiet as if it didn't exist. But when it moved, it was dripping with water.
Since Hua Ji was facing Director Yu from the side, in Director Yu's eyes, Hua Ji, who was playing the role of Feng Hui Xue, was sobbing with his head lowered. The tears that fell from the corners of his eyes were extremely transparent, but strangely had a bright luster. At this moment, the third male lead's confidant seemed to be made of glass, extremely beautiful.
Director Yu excitedly slammed the table: "This is the feeling!!"
In this day and age, if one wanted to increase the ratings, they needed a character with a lot of controversy. For example, Feng Hui Xue. The setting required Feng Hui Xue to speak like a woman, with a hint of charm that men didn't have. He had to be efficient, ruthless, and loyal to his master. In the end, he died tragically at the hands of the second male lead.
Such a pleasing character would definitely cause a lot of discussion when it was broadcasted. And as the creator of this discussion, Hua Ji would definitely become popular.
Actually, Director Yu originally wanted to give this role to a young actor who sang Beijing opera. Who knew that Wangu Entertainment would suddenly call and request this role. Their boss, Changxia Media, also agreed. Even the investors didn't have any objections. Director Yu had no choice but to agree to meet with them.
He had previously stated that if the other party didn't meet his requirements, he had the right to veto.
Whether it was Wangu Entertainment, Changxia Media, or even the investors, they all agreed to Director Yu's request.
This was because they all knew that if a vixen played the role of a vixen didn't pass, that vixen would become the biggest joke in the flower industry this year. Just based on this point, Hua Ji would do his best to play the role.
As expected, Director Yu praised Hua Ji greatly: "Very good, go back and think about it."
Hua Ji smiled stiffly. His hair was a little wet. He wanted to use his demon power to evaporate the water, but he was afraid that the Jellyfish would not agree. Li Shunhua's expression was also a little stiff. At that moment, he felt as if he was being stared at by an ancient beast and would die in the next second.
If Director Yu had a video recorder and played it back, he would see that Li Shunhua, who was facing Hua Ji, had a terrified and desperate expression. At the same time, the little girl in the white dress beside Director Yu was also about to rush to his rescue. She had a panicked expression on her face.
But fortunately, Hua Ji's performance at that moment greatly conquered Director Yu. Director Yu, the scriptwriter, and the assistant's attention were all on Hua Ji and did not notice Li Shunhua and the girl in the white dress.
Director Yu signaled to Hua Ji that he could leave. Hua Ji bowed stiffly and then turned to leave without even looking at Li Shunhua, whose expression was uncertain.
After he left, a puddle of water appeared on the ground for no reason.
Li Shunhua silently tapped the ground with the tip of his foot. The puddle of water instantly disappeared.
All of this happened silently. Director Yu and the other ordinary people did not notice it at all.
Director Yu lowered his head and wrote down Hua Ji's name on his notebook. Then, he turned to the girl in the white dress beside him and said, "This Hua Ji's performance was very good. You can learn more from him."
The girl in the white dress smiled dryly. She said carefully, "Director Yu, I want to go to the washroom."
Director Yu looked at his watch and nodded understandingly. "Go ahead. I happen to have some ideas. Let the interviewees wait for ten minutes."
Director Yu turned to the scriptwriter and discussed the plot of Feng Hui Xue. Looking at Hua Ji's performance, it seemed like they could add some pleasing settings. For example, he liked to embroider.
Hehe.
The girl in the white dress turned around and went to the washroom. Li Shunhua secretly followed her.
The girl grabbed Li Shunhua's hand and said in horror, "Senior Brother, you lied to me!
Monsters are so scary! "
At that moment, the murderous aura released by the invisible monster was too terrifying. The girl felt as if she had died once.
Li Shunhua comforted his junior sister. "Ah He, don't worry. I'll get someone to check it out later."
The girl's surname was He. In the Taoist sect, she was called Ah He. Her real name was He Bai. She was a greenhorn and heard that acting was the fastest way to experience the prosperity of the world. She wanted to be the female lead again.
Ah He grabbed her senior brother's sleeve and said worriedly, "Senior Brother, is it okay?
That senior is so powerful. Why don't we not go? "
Li Shunhua said proudly, "It's okay. This is the standard procedure. The country has stipulated that monsters who come down from the mountain have to register. That soft senior on the damn fox's head must not have registered. Otherwise, we would have been notified!"
Ah He heaved a sigh of relief. "That's good. Don't implicate Senior Brother."
"You should just focus on reading the script!"
Hua Ji returned to his apartment as fast as he could.
"Jellyfish, you're awake?"
Jellyfish came down from Hua Ji's head. Its four tentacles acted as four limbs and looked around the apartment steadily. After looking around, Jellyfish asked Hua Ji, "You were so sad just now. Why did you stop me?"
Hua Ji tried to explain, "I was acting. Did you know that?
I was just an actor at the front desk! "
Jellyfish understood immediately. "Oh, I understand!
That was all acting, right? "
Hua Ji nodded repeatedly. "Yes, yes."
Jellyfish asked, "Then how can I tell that you're acting?"
Hua Ji thought for a moment and said, "How about this? If I'm not acting, I'll ask for your help. Is that okay?"
Jellyfish agreed.
It asked again, "Do you have time?"
Hua Ji thought for a moment. Other than going into seclusion to think about the new script, he had nothing else to do.
"Before the role in the film is confirmed, I should have nothing to do here."
Right, he still needed to call Yan Hudie. Hua Ji took out his phone and sent a message to Yan Hudie. "What's up, Jellyfish? What's up?"
Jellyfish came over and carefully looked at the iPhone in Hua Ji's hand. "Yes. Teach me how to use all human products and books."
As a veteran spy, Master Jellyfish would go out to sea every few hundred years to learn about the planet's culture and make up for his progress. Now, his progress bar was still stuck at three hundred years ago, and he urgently needed to learn more.
Hua Ji was stunned. He was terrified.
This Jellyfish was much more powerful than the demons on the mountain.
The demons that just came down from the mountain were as simple-minded as paper. But this one in front of him?
He could even sing Peking opera!
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to play any tricks. He directly introduced the best learning tool to Jellyfish: a notebook.
"I'll give you a notebook!"
Hua Ji smiled. "Of course. As for which one you want, we'll talk about it after you understand it better. This is my notebook. You can use it first."
Then he taught Jellyfish how to turn on and off the phone and how to use the search engine. As for words, Jellyfish could barely read traditional Chinese characters. At most, he could use online translation!
The only thing that needed to be warned was …
"Jellyfish, you must be careful. Don't let water fall into the keyboard. This thing can't get wet."
Jellyfish looked at its tentacles and promised, "Don't worry, I can control it."
Hua Ji kept looking back as he went to the bathroom to take a shower. Jellyfish quickly learned pinyin and began typing on the keyboard using Baidu and Google.
Jellyfish first searched for the word "education". Then he understood the current national education system. Once again, he downloaded a pdf file of elementary school textbooks for grades one to six and read it with great interest.
Half an hour later, Hua Ji came out of the shower. He walked behind Jellyfish and was shocked to find that Jellyfish was reading a middle school textbook.
His voice was spinning.
"You're reading a textbook?"
Jellyfish nodded. The pages of the middle school textbook in front of it kept flipping.
Hua Ji said in disbelief, "You're reading it so fast?
Do you understand? "
Monsters had inhuman memory, but remembering didn't mean that they could understand.
Jellyfish turned its head and glanced at Hua Ji. There were dots of light on its milky white canopy. Hua Ji remembered that those were Jellyfish's eyes.
Jellyfish repeated, "Four tentacles are controlled by one brain. I don't even know how many brains I have. These things are very simple. I can understand them with just a glance."
Hua Ji walked away with a straight face.
As a bad student, he didn't want to talk to a genius.
Hua Ji played with his phone in silence. Jellyfish studied at lightning speed. An hour later, someone knocked on the door.
Hua Ji went to open the door. He thought it was Yan Hudie, but when he opened the door, his expression changed.
"I'm the director of the National Magical Animal Protection Club. I heard that another one came down from the mountain?
Why didn't you go for the exam? "
The person who came was wearing a suit and spoke in an official tone. He had a big belly and a fake smile.
This was the National Magical Animal Protection Club under the National Administration of Paranormal Activities. It was obvious from the name that they were in charge of managing monsters that came down from the mountain.
Hua Ji's mouth twitched. This guy's surname was Yuan, and he was a monk in a certain temple. He was the best at identifying monsters, so he returned to the secular world and became a clairvoyant in the national department.
He let Yuan Monk in and pointed at Jellyfish who was typing furiously on the keyboard. "Senior just came down from the mountain. I just taught him how to use a laptop. Even if he has an exam, he has to wait a little longer."
Yuan Monk's smile had a different meaning. "Wait a little longer?
How long will it take?
The longer you stay in the human world, the more you have to pay a detention fee. "
Hua Ji sneered in his heart. These vampires. Before he could say anything, a transparent tentacle touched Yuan Monk's head.
Yuan Monk was stunned.
Hua Ji lowered his head and couldn't help but sigh. It was indeed the Jellyfish with the most transparent, longest, softest, and soundless tentacles!
The tentacle twisted and turned three times and ran to Yuan Monk's head, giving Yuan Monk a big fright!
The milky white tentacle fell from Yuan Monk's head and faced Yuan Monk's big eyes.
A small canopy appeared on the tentacle, and the canopy split open in a very human-like way, revealing a big black mouth full of barbs.
He said, "When is the exam?
What's the exam about?
Is there a scope of the exam?
Are there specific mock exam questions?
Do I have to pay?
What about the exam time?
What can I bring?
Are there any tutorials?
When will the results be released?
How can I guarantee the fairness of the results?
Can I supervise you to mark the papers?
How many marks do you need to pass?
Do you have a passing rate?
Who marks the papers?
How do you answer to pass?
According to the standard answer or the subjective answer of the person who marked the papers blablabla … "
Yuan Monk and Hua Ji were stunned at the same time.
Jellyfish thought proudly. A bunch of little bastards. Could it be more difficult than the exam?
