Jellyfish

Chapter 5

Yuan Monk was greatly shocked.

Jellyfish was discussing the Diamond Sutra with Yuan Monk.

"All appearances are false. What are appearances and what are non-appearances?

Existence and non-existence have nothing to do with falsehood, but have a great deal to do with prajna. "

Yuan Monk went from refuting at the beginning to listening respectfully. The change in attitude only took about ten minutes of Jellyfish's time.

Hua Ji's eyes were spinning as he listened. He didn't understand a single word.

In the end, he simply stood up and opened his cupboard. He took out some high-quality tea leaves and brewed them into tea.

At this moment, Jellyfish reached out with his tentacles and picked up the teacup. He asked crisply, "What is this?"

Yuan Monk said, "Teacup."

"What's in it?"

"Tea."

"No, there's nothing in it." Jellyfish said, "All appearances are false."

Yuan Monk frowned. After a while, he relaxed and said with admiration, "Thank you for your guidance."

Then, he respectfully excused himself.

Hua Ji looked at Jellyfish in awe and asked carefully, "What were you talking about?"

Jellyfish slowly turned his head and revealed the notebook behind him.

"Nothing."

Hua Ji looked speechlessly at the Diamond Sutra refutations on the notebook's screen. He said in disbelief, "You, you, you … Did you just read from the back?"

Jellyfish seemed to have completely given up on Hua Ji's intelligence.

"In the words of you flowermen, I'm a monster, and he's a monster slayer. Why would I study the Diamond Sutra?"

Jellyfish closed the Diamond Sutra page and picked up the information and forms left behind by Yuan Monk.

"Your management here is quite strict. It's not like before."

Hua Ji said dryly, "You've built a country …"

The Jellyfish waved its tentacles and crossed its arms, "But we've always established countries in the past, and the Imperial Court didn't count the number of monsters."

The other tentacle flipped through the form. Jellyfish said, "You still need to take an exam."

"That's right. After all, the flower-growing monsters are living in hiding among the crowd. If they want to live in the human world, they have to pass the exam and not cause panic among the ordinary people."

At this point, Hua Ji hurriedly added, "You almost exposed yourself in front of Director Yu during my interview."

Jellyfish nodded, "Okay, I got it. I won't let anyone see me next time."

After a pause, he said, "The one you're acting with seems to be different from ordinary people. His life force is much more vigorous than ordinary people."

Hua Ji waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter to him. He is a cultivator of Taoism. Just like us, he belongs to the cultivation world."

Jellyfish said, "He's hostile to you. Can I eat him?"

"…" Hua Ji swallowed his saliva and shook his head, "This is also one of the reasons why you have to take the exam. Monsters have to abide by the country's laws, which are specially made for us monsters."

Jellyfish expressed its understanding, "I'll study hard."

After the conversation, Jellyfish continued to occupy Hua Ji's laptop. Four of its tentacles were typing on the keyboard and flipping through pdf files. Four of its tentacles were flipping through the information left behind by Yuan Monk. The other two tentacles were holding the remote control and watching exploration and discovery through the television.

Hua Ji watched this scene. He didn't understand, but he felt that it was awesome.

The next day, Yan Hudie called him and told him that the script had been sent to the mailbox. He asked Hua Ji to check it.

Hua Ji asked, "That's strange. You usually just send it over."

Yan Hudie said, "Haha, no one dares to go to your place now."

Hua Ji was very proud. Jellyfish was very famous!

"That's right. This senior is very powerful."

Before he could boast to Yan Hudie about how Jellyfish scared off Yuan Monk, Yan Hudie said, "Yesterday, Director Yuan of the Shenbo Club (Magical Creatures Protection Club) went to your place, right?

After he went back last night, he called the director of the Paranormal Activity Administration and asked for leave to return to Xilin Temple. Today, I heard that he advanced by a small realm. "

Hua Ji was dumbfounded.

"Now, it's said that you went abroad and brought back a Bodhisattva."

Yan Hudie's tone was slightly mocking, "A Bodhisattva who can help people advance."

Hua Ji hurriedly said, "But you saw it with your own eyes. He's a monster, a monster!!"

"So what if he's a monster? Sun Wukong is still a monster. He's still the Victorious Fighting Buddha."

Yan Hudie did not think much of it, "This Bodhisattva is said to be the protector of a famous master in the history of China. Now, everyone is betting on which master it is."

Hua Ji was completely speechless.

He said, "Who's the banker?"

Yan Hudie said, "Tiger Meng. You know that he has a casino in Macau. He has a very big plate."

Hua Ji immediately said, "What are the options?"

"Don't worry. There's an option that says' complete nonsense '."

"Okay, very good. Help me place a bet on this nonsense option. What are the odds?"

"One to one."

"… Huh?" Hua Ji said in surprise, "This is a win-win situation!"

"Yes, because everyone knows that it's a joke. Only the Taoist sects believe it. But they don't gamble."

Hua Ji was speechless.

The Taoist sects had a formal source of funds. Every Taoist sect disciple's spending had to be recorded. How pitiful. They were not as free as the monsters. At least they could gamble and visit prostitutes.

… What?

The country banned sex?

No, no, no. For some foxes who specialized in pleasure, not being allowed to have sex meant death. So for the monsters, some prohibitions could be ignored.

Cough, cough. Of course, Hua Ji did not take the path of pleasure. He took the path of absorbing the essence of the moon to cultivate. Although his cultivation was slow, it was solid enough. This was also the reason why the Taoist sects could not kill him even though they wanted to make trouble for him.

One of the rules of the Taoist sects after the founding of the country was to not harm the monsters who cultivated for no reason. All lives were born equal.

Oh, thank you for the American Empire's Declaration of Independence.

After hanging up, Hua Ji went to the desktop computer in the study. He opened his mailbox and began to search for emails.

Yan Hudie sent the script to him. Hua Ji downloaded it and printed it out. He bound it into a thick book and read it carefully.

The name of the TV series was tentatively set to "Pretty Lady".

How vulgar.

The name was vulgar, and the plot was also vulgar. In a word, the story was about a young lady who went down the mountain and met a handsome man. The man and woman wandered the world and eventually became a famous hero and heroine. Then, they got married and the story ended.

… This kind of crappy script was already in preparation for filming?

Hua Ji shook his head. How could a crappy setting and crappy story become popular?

It depended on how the story was told and how the actors blushed.

Director Yu had the ability to make a crappy and melodramatic love story into a classic love story.

Hua Ji skimmed through the story and began to read his part.

His name was Feng Hui Xue. He was the chief steward of the Master Of The Devil Cult. The female lead went down the mountain and met the playboy male lead. The male lead was framed by his good friend and fell off a cliff. The female lead decided to jump off the cliff with him.

Just as the female lead was about to jump off the cliff, the chief steward, Feng Hui Xue, took the opportunity to secretly ambush the rising stars of the Jianghu. The male lead killed the female lead and the first good show came.

The female lead stepped forward and helped the people who betrayed Nan Zhu.

She said that even if these people betrayed Shao Ting (Nan Zhu's name), they didn't deserve to die. She also said that they shouldn't die in the hands of the Devil Cult for no reason. Everyone should rush in together …

As a result, the little friends who betrayed Nanzhu were shaken by the Female Lead's performance. One after another, they prostrated themselves before the Female Lead's pomegranate skirt. Then … they abandoned the Female Lead. Taking advantage of the Female Lead's entanglement with Feng Huixue, they quickly ran away.

Thus, the female lead fell into Feng Hui Xue's hands.

Feng Hui Xue mocked the female lead. Who knew that the female lead still firmly believed in justice. Her friends went back to gather their seniors. They would definitely save her.

Faced with such a saintly female lead, Feng Hui Xue simply detained her all the way back to the Devil Cult.

Because of the female lead's interference, Feng Hui Xue didn't complete his mission. In order to explain things to the Hierarch, he let the Hierarch see the female lead.

In the end, the originally wise and farsighted great Hierarch instantly became retarded after seeing the female lead.

The Master Of The Devil Cult was enveloped by the female lead's saintly aura. He actually wondered how such an innocent and pure woman could exist in this world. He wanted to … have sex with the female lead. He wanted to see how the female lead would deal with the situation of being raped.

Who would have thought that when the female lead was being treated roughly by the Master Of The Devil Cult, she actually had a pitiful look on her face and said, "So-and-so, how dare you treat me like this? Have you never had a woman before?"

The female lead looked at the Master Of The Devil Cult with a pitiful look. Then, she righteously decided to feed the devil with her body and let the Master Of The Devil Cult understand the difference between a man and a woman.

At this moment, Feng Hui Xue, who had been eavesdropping, broke through the door and shouted, "Let go of the Hierarch and let me do it!"

"Pu — — ~!!"

Hua Ji spat out a mouthful of water and directly tore the script.