I consider myself enlightened, so I have to call it enlightened. There are some things I don't understand, so I have to start working. A novel is ultimately a novel, it can't be compared to life!

I hope that the people who read my novel don't take it seriously!

I'm just a mental patient!

I'm not a savior, and I'm not a psychiatrist!

A novel is ultimately a novel!

And I'm just a novel writer. I use my pen to write my life!

This can be my last piece of nonsense, I have to write seriously!

I've changed so much that I don't even recognize myself. The same story, different life. There are no legends here, only a colorful life, and a mental patient!

The novel might be revised, but the story won't change. It's still my life!

It might be a little brain-damaged!

You know that I'm a brain-damaged person. If you're enlightened, you're halfway there, and the rest is sweat!

There will be many fictional things, but the attribution won't change. If it changes, it won't be me, it won't be a mental patient!

There might be some pitfalls!

Thinking about it, it's enough!

This is my choice!

Not your choice!

Scram, who asked you to do bad things. This might be my first novel to break a million words!

My first novel?

I should write about myself!

Isn't that right?

I'll be stubborn one last time. Someone, I like you. All the pretty girls are mine. Don't fight with me. Enough, really enough.

You know that I've never kept my words!

Let's continue talking about the writing plan, starting from elementary school!

Don't start from the first grade, but I don't know how to write!

I don't have any experience!

I might not be able to write that stuff!

From kindergarten to now, it's been 22 years!

I feel that this might be my only work. Writing this stuff is too tiring, and I don't have any money. How am I going to live!

Calm down and write well. Although I'm very ordinary, I'm an ordinary person. You know that!

I might use an alias, not my real name. There are no legends in the novel, only a record of my life, only a colorful life. There are no superpowers, no legends!

I'll write it chronologically!

Just like that, I'll add some memories!

My mental illness might not be cured, but it doesn't matter. It's fine as long as I can eat, drink, and sleep, although sometimes my head hurts!

My 22 years of experience, no matter what, I have to write at least 2 million words!

It might be my only official work. Don't make me complain, I'm really not interested in writing novels!

No matter what, I've never kept my words. Reminisce, reminisce, reminisce, reminisce, reminisce!

I'm a serious person, but I've never kept my words!

What's there to write about!

Boring!

I have to spit it all out in one go. If I spit it out too much, I won't spit it out anymore. I love to spit it out the most. With the writing style of a storyteller, it is enough to write a novel!

Don't worry, no one's not to bite!

Do you want to add some commentary? If you want to add something, add it!

If I add too much, I won't be able to immerse myself in it. But I can't remember what I was thinking at that time!

Write a novel

Don't care to care to care

What's to be?!

It's all!

Who do you think you are!

I

Sh * t, the commercial break is over, and it's starting to work like a silly dog. I can't do this!

Ah, I can't take it anymore. How can I take this pressure?

I have a't know where I'm to't

No, I! I't, no!

Let's start the novel!

I have to continue writing. Good luck, I'm Er Wu. I don't want to use my real name to write a novel!

Call me Er Wu. Er Wu is also me!

My real name is also me. It's just a codename!

Good luck, I have to write well. Enough, the pressure is too much!

A mental illness. What you're seeing now is my work, a mental illness!

I don't know how to write it. I haven't thought of it!

Good luck, I'll go for a run later. I haven't run in a long time!

It's time for some exercise. I've been under too much pressure recently!

There might be a problem with my mentality. Dream Dream Dream is right. I should adjust my mentality. It's enough if I don't!

I still don't know how to adjust!

Sigh, I'll go for a run!

Run!

Young man!

Damn, I suddenly can't write anymore.

I'll still write a novella. This novella will be different from the previous one. It'll be exciting. Please look forward to it!

This is too difficult. I might not be able to do it!

I can't turn on the power switch. My computer is almost out of battery!

Maybe this is me!

A silly dog like me!

You know that I never keep my words!

That's enough!

Ruining my life!

Don't let me complain!

It might be fictional, but a novel is still a novel!

I've had enough!

I'm in a difficult position. You know that I'm mentally ill!

I'm so sad!

That's enough. I've been writing all afternoon, and my word count is only 1400!

Sigh, that's too lame!

Sigh, there's a faint sadness that can't be described!

I'll go for a run after writing this chapter!

I'll write at least 1500 more!

Good luck, I can't write anymore!

I'm so sad!

How can I not write anymore? I'm Saliva Bro!

Is there any saliva that I can't write anymore?

That's not possible!

I still need to work hard!

I suddenly have nothing to say!

What's wrong? Is my computer broken? Is it stuck at 1499!

That's scary!

I'm just so unloving!

Cruel and unscrupulous!

Ah, I want to sign a contract. Maybe, even in my dreams, I want to sign a contract!

I'll be able to earn money after signing a contract!

I'll be able to earn some broadband fees!

How hateful!

Why am I the toiling masses!

Why do so many people like to pretend? The rich pretend to be kind, the rich pretend to be young. There are also people who pretend to be anything, just like me!

The toiling masses!

There are too many people I can't stand!

I've really had enough!

I've also had enough. What kind of ghost are you? I'm a silly ghost, a silly ghost that eats silly dogs!

I've had enough!

You're a silly ghost, I'm a silly dog, a perfect match!

Enough, don't say anymore!

Someone said that it's not easy to understand my novel. I should be happy!

I should be happy!

Right now, no one is reading my novel. I'll go look for Old Lei later and ask him if he's read it!

Old Lei is my super best friend!

I'll go after I finish writing. The chat software has been uninstalled by me!

I paused for a moment. I have to write 10,000 words today!

I can't do it!

I've also had enough. Woman, oh woman, I miss you!

On the streets without cars, I cried and said I love you. I couldn't get into character!

I can't write 10,000 words a day. At most, I can write 7,000 words. At most, I can write 8,000 words. It's enough. It's my fault for not being wholehearted!

Just for a moment of your youth!

Hur hur, what a good sentence. It's my fault for not being wholehearted, just for a moment of your youth!

You're really weird!

You're so unlucky!

That's enough!

It's time for commercials. I've been enlightened. What you're seeing now is my work, a mental illness!

I want to dance. I'm just that weird!

The music is so good!

I want to sing!

I want to dance and sing. That's right, I'm willful. I'm a mental illness!

Which song should I dance to?

Let me see. I'll write after dancing!

I want to play something that can be sung. You're not really happy!

Although I'm dancing while sitting down!

I can still sing!

Your smile is just a camouflage I wear!

I'm just that naive and silly!

I'm a silly dog. I write novels for myself!

Just thinking about it is enough!

I'll sing a song that won't be popular. Impossible, impossible, impossible to love you!

I'll sing the part about the internet that's terrible!

I'll try my best to be real!

I've been online for six years. I'm tired of the feeling of being on the internet!

I don't go online much. I only go online occasionally. I don't play games much either!

I've been enlightened as a writer. It's my fault for not being wholehearted!

Just for a moment of your youth!

What you're seeing now is my work, a mental illness!

I'll be resting after another 1,000 words. My bones are falling apart from writing!

Now, the sun is shining in!

I might slow down when I'm writing. I need to check some things. I can't do that without the internet!

It's so hard to write!

It's so difficult!

I'll do my best. Although it's not perfect, I still need to work hard!

Don't mess with me. I'm a super top student!

I'm the legendary God of Examinations. Although I'm not number one in the country, I'll work hard to be number one!

I'm the God of Examinations!

I'm bragging again. You said you're the number one fool in the country. No one can compare to you!

Sigh, I'm worried just thinking about it. When I start working in the future, I won't have so much time to write novels. Don't talk about 10,000 words. Even 4,000 words will be a problem. When I start working in the future, I'll definitely write 3,000 words a day!

It's enough that I can still go to work like this. Just like what Deng Shan said!

I don't feel good when I see you!

I'll write 500,000 words now. I still have time to write 500,000 words!

From now on, I'll write 10,000 words a day!

Otherwise, Brother Ah Fei will say that I'm human trash and a dung machine!

If I don't show some determination and perseverance!

How can I be worthy of Little Yao and Little Yang!

So I have to work hard!

I'll send Brother Ah Fei a private message later and tell him that I'm starting to write novels again!

I'm really full of adrenaline!

You know that I never mean what I say!

That's enough!

Brother Ah Fei, you must introduce a girlfriend to me!

I heard that he knows a lot of beauties!

That's enough!

Ah Fei!

I'm just joking!

My brain has been sucked dry from writing novels. It's like my blood has been sucked dry!

I'll lie down for a while!

I believe that 10,000 words a day is just a joke. Hehe!

It's so hot. The sun is shining in!

I can't get over it. I feel annoyed whenever I see Ah Fei. I better not send him a private message. I'll talk to him again when I reach a million!

Little Yao and Little Yang might just be an interlude. There's no need to take it seriously!

That's enough!

In this day and age, girls are rarer than gold and diamonds. That's enough. I'm writing strange things again to attract the attention of the opposite sex!

It's so hot. The sun is shining so hard that my head is about to explode!

It's as if it's going to split open!

It's so scary!

I lie down for a while. My whole body feels comfortable!

It's really too comfortable!

I'll lie down for a while and bask in the sun!

Tears, what are they!

I'm just me, a crazy me!

I can't breathe properly!

It's good enough to lie down. I can even sleep comfortably for a while!

I'll sleep after I finish writing!

Maybe there are people like me who have experienced it!

But there aren't many who are as silly and naive as me!

Lying down on a wooden board and listening to a song!

I plan to update at least twice. I don't want to force myself too much!

That's right!

I'm already tired from the first update. Do you want to break me!

I'll update at least twice a day. If I'm too tired, I'll update once!

That's enough. I can't not update!

My skateboard shoes!

I'm just me, a crazy me!

I want to cry but I can't!

Wow, I've finally reached 3,000 words. I'm about to cry. In the future, I might write at night!

I can't write during the day. I'm not ready yet!

Peifu Mei is mine. Don't fight with me. Hehe!

That's enough. I'm sick. How can I call myself a Peifu Mei!

No, it's Peifu Mei!

You understand!

I can't run away. See you tonight. I think I should write more!

How can I not write!

It's not enough for 10,000 words!

That's enough!

I need to think about how to write!

I'll write more. The more words the better. That's enough!

I like you, beautiful!

Let's be friends!

The sky suddenly darkened!

Scary!

Ah, I can't take it anymore. It's too moving!

See you tonight. Where's the promised 10,000!

If I don't write now, I won't have the chance to write anymore!

I'm a psychopath. This is my personal mental illness!