I'll have to wash 40 bowls later.

With the medicine I took, I won't die anytime soon!

If I can't stand it and want to die, I'll die silently, as if I've never been to this world!

I have no friends, I'm lonely.

I'm never lonely, the more lonely I am, the less friends I have, and I don't need friends!

I don't need friends, what's the use of friends, can I ask them out?

I don't understand.

Novels are my best friends.

I can tell them everything, but friends can't.

Stop your fantasy!

I've had enough, I want to dance in the square!

I'm a silly dog, why don't I eat shit?

I'm a beast, maybe I don't even deserve to be a dog!

Bark twice, I'm a dog, a happy Sha Sha dog.

I like to eat fish, just like cats?

I once bragged to others!

I said my biggest weakness is that I like beautiful women, the uncle said, how can a cat not be excited when it sees fish!

It will think of all kinds of ways to eat fish.

I'm posting strange words again, attracting the attention of the opposite sex!

Spring is here!

I really like the style of Unexpectedly!!!

And that, the migrating ape.

I don't know what kind of video it is, some are too good, some are too deep, I really like this kind of funny and deep feeling!

Nine o 'clock, don't cry, continue writing, hello everyone, I'm 9: 15, I used too much strength!

Like some people said, I've made all the mistakes a writer can make, I'm a superb writer.

I've written until my pen is broken, every day is like eating dog shit, I have to eat a little every day, only then can I be full.

I want to eat dog shit!

I really like eating dog shit!

I have to say, this dog shit is quite attractive!

How many dogs go to eat it!

I really didn't expect it, it's more slippery than a bitch!

It's even more popular, it seems to be slippery.

The charm of language is really strong, like dog urine, I have to drink it every day!

I've seen a movie by Chen Xiaochun, about mutated people, drinking urine will turn into zombies. Although they escaped from the supermarket, everyone was mutated. Xiaochun didn't want to be eaten alive, that's too painful. The female lead didn't know the situation, they both drank the urine together and became zombies!

If it were me, I would only commit suicide, being bitten to death is too painful, and I don't want to become a zombie.

What would you choose, to be bitten to death, commit suicide, or become a zombie?

Don't tell me you're going to fight zombies!

Do you have that kind of skill?

What a joke.

Hehe, I want to take some more medicine!

I can't take it anymore!

Hehe, I've had enough!

I miss her so much.

My car! Who asked me to forget about you? How am I supposed to write a novel!

The smell of onions on his hand seemed to be something!

If I'm looking for a girl, I want her to be a girl. She must be good-looking and have a nice voice.

Could this silly dog be any more infatuated?

Liang Yi was her real name. He had known her for ten years!

I miss you so much!

Sigh, such matters of the heart!

There was no point in talking too much. It was nothing more than that!

What should I do? I've eaten too much!

Rumors eat people alive!

Xiao Lin, Brother Kuai said that she was with Xiang Cai, but I only found out three years later!

Jingjing, Ruan Jingjing, went to college. I heard from the fast brother that she was recruited in advance!

Back then, I was the top student. I had to go back to high school again and again before I managed to get into an adult undergraduate program. Although it was an undergraduate program, it couldn't even compare to a full-time college!

I personally think so!

I've also become an old, old senior now!

Time really passed too quickly!

It had been seven years since he graduated from junior high school.

I had already disappeared in the vast sea of people!

I would occasionally come out to wash my feet!

That was also occasionally. I wanted to wash my hair!

Her voice was so nice. I would never get tired of hearing it.

Singing. Refreshing Weibo. There were so many new things!

Happiness ran too fast!

It was so difficult to walk!

What should I say? Do you understand or not!

Life was destined to be a difficult road!

It was so uncomfortable. My heart was cold!

Dad threw a brick at my back.

It was so painful. I didn't know what to say. I was so sad. I couldn't take it. I wanted to walk by the river.

I saw my childhood playmate this afternoon. She was the one who played with me until I broke. Now she's beautiful and elegant. As for me, I'm over 20 years old and still dressed like a teenager!

Hehe!

Everyone is changing. Only I haven't changed!

I might not be able to write much tonight!

I like the tension of serialization!

I really like the feeling of serialization. I might have to go all the way. Serialization, non-stop serialization. There are too many temptations. I can't resist them.

There's no trick to serialization. Hard work and excellence are the best. That's right, I'm here to shout slogans!

I killed a mosquito and the screen was covered in blood!

I'm alone. My back hurts!

I think my bones are broken. I peed in my pants!

I don't have long to live!

I touched it. It's fine. My bones are hard.

Headache. Please close your eyes.

The light is too bright. I can't see!

Black glass window. It's transparent.

Let's write a song!

Black glass window.

The wind blew quietly. It lifted your long hair.

I'm here. I'm watching you.

Ohoh black glass window. It's transparent.

I can't see your face clearly.

Every time I miss you, I will look at you.

Change to another song to be continued!

"Writing a Composition"

Word by word. Careful words and sentences. I don't understand this logic!

Word by word, I said I love you!

Word by word, you resolutely rejected me!

How can I continue writing this composition!

But I can't stop writing.

Word by word, I don't love you that much!

That's why you rejected me!

I love you so much!

Word by word, sentence by sentence, I can only forgive the fact that you don't love me!

Word by word, sentence by sentence, to hide my unwillingness.

I hope we can be friends again!

Your compositions are always well written!

But I always say things that don't match!

You're so good. I don't fit in with you. You laugh at me for being too naive. I'm unwilling!

You say we're not suitable. My world and your world are not in the same galaxy!

# When the music by the beach played, there was an invisible pair of white lovers strolling by the beach! #

A female classmate wrote it to me. The original words were sappy. I just couldn't understand it. If I had this kind of writing, it would've been popular. Xiao Cui, don't you think so?

I'm a straightforward person!

I can't write these kinds of words!

I can only say that I like you, I love you, I want to be with you.

If I had such a high-end writing style, I wouldn't believe it at all that I couldn't find a girlfriend.

Reading my things doesn't require much brain power!

This is my strength!

Writing a composition song. Let's put the black glass window aside for now!

Write a short composition. I want to write about white lovers. I don't know how to write such a high-end topic. I plan to write it like this. It's a bit of a joke. I've watched too many suspense movies. I don't want to take the long road. It's also a joke. When did I become a joke writer!

White lovers

I'm an ordinary university student. I have a common life, common learning methods, and common interests!

So I'm just a

Common person!

I'm hanging around the various school forums every day. School, Tieba, Weibo.

I want to visit all of them!

The polarization in the forums is quite serious. There's a group of men and a group of women. They each have their own groups. The administrators are the third group. They wear underpants!

There are all kinds of people in the forums. Since there's someone called Eighty-one Times who became an administrator!

I don't know how she got there. The information shows that she's a woman. There's even a picture of her. It's just that her face isn't shown. I can see that she has a good figure!

She was once the object of my admiration.

Looking at her chat history, she should also be a woman.

I heard from the perverts that she's a senior two years older than us. I don't know the details!

There's a lot of gossip!

There are people posting her love history and maliciously commenting on her character in the forums.

There's also a lot of her admirers who stand up for her and support her!

Anyway, she's one of the most popular people in the forums!

There's no one in the school who doesn't know that there's a beauty called Eighty-one Times in the school!

Maybe you're curious. I'm a progressive university student. Why don't I study properly and go to the forums?

I can explain this. We go to the forums mainly to find a partner!

Why? Our conditions aren't very good. Girls run away when they see me like this!

Don't mention finding a partner!

We can only mingle on the internet. As the saying goes, which young man doesn't yearn for love? Which young woman doesn't yearn for love?

University students are also people. They're also young men and women!

We're under too much pressure from the title of university student!

All university students know this!

When we look for a partner online, we usually don't directly ask for their contact details. We also don't directly ask for a meeting!

The success rate of finding a partner like this is definitely not high!

It can be said that there's almost no success!

The painful experience of the third year of high school has already taught us this truth. As the saying goes, fall into the pit, learn from your mistakes!

When looking for a partner online, you have to do it step by step. You can't just ask for a phone number, a picture, or a date. This will definitely not be successful. I've had enough of this lesson. I've missed a lot of good partners!

I've also summed up the lesson and corrected it. If you don't suffer, you'll never learn!

What should I do? Because I'm mainly looking for schoolmates, it's more convenient and easier to make a move. I might not have much in common with those girls in society. After all, they're in society and are too mature. Virgin boys like us might not even be enough to fill the gaps between their teeth!

We've already defined the scope. Next, we have to target. It's easier to categorize by age. There are three types, junior, senior, and female schoolmates.

I've already eliminated female schoolmates. I can't be too famous. I can't keep a low profile even if I want to. Although I'm not in the student council, I'm not a top student!

But I'm still famous!

I'll be called on at least once every class. I can't be too outstanding. In fact, the teacher asked me to wipe the blackboard. I can't help being too tall and attracting attention.

Maybe you're wondering what kind of university this is. Since they use a blackboard for classes, there's no choice. There's also a projector, the old-fashioned kind. It's said that the alumni donated it!

It takes half a day to turn it on!

It's really not working, so the teachers have to use the blackboard to write.

Of course, this is just the beginning. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. After going through all kinds of careful selection, there might only be a few targets left. At this time, we can't be too anxious. We have to wait. Of course, we're not really asking you to wait. Many forums allow you to look at other people's chat history. Most girls won't deliberately hide it. Many can directly add you as a friend. At this time, we have to use both our hands and brains!

Make a survey.

First, the online time. This is very important. This will depend on whether you can practice with her. Usually, the data is very large and requires time.

It requires effort.

Next, we have to look for keywords such as likes, dislikes, and hobbies.

The next step is very difficult. We have to observe. We have to carefully look at her chat history and her status.

From this, you can understand what kind of person she is and whether you like her or not!

Of course, this so-called reading is something I've read in a novel. I haven't put it into practice yet. I don't know if it'll work!

Opportunities are always like this. They're always given to those who are prepared!

My chance is here!

On the front page of the forum, it's written: A University, senior sister will bring you around the campus.

My whole body is boiling. Our school is also considered big. It's impossible to walk around in less than an hour, so we have to ride!

I think this is some strange recruitment tactic the university came up with. I remember that last year they only organized a social gathering. Why are they so generous this year?

Clicking on it, there are many professional terms.

Recruitment advertisement?

It's almost the same.

If you have ambition, A University will soar with you.

… ….

Currently recruiting a certain number of riders. Members of the cycling club will be given priority.

Those who are interested, please go to the activity area to register.

Suddenly, the whole campus is in an uproar!

The so-called priority is no different from the so-called guaranteed admission.

The conditions are superior!