The Reckless Life of Xiexie

Chapter 13

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation

"Ba Jie, did you meet the woman in this residence just now?" Tang Seng had also finished reciting the sutra. He opened his eyes and looked at Pigsy.

Pigsy's heart tightened. "Master, what are you talking about? How could I have met that woman? I went to feed the horses and came back because there was no good fodder."

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Monkey King shouted angrily, "Master, don't listen to this idiot. I clearly saw this idiot talking to that woman just now. He even called her 'mother'. They looked very close."

"Yes, yes, I saw it too," Suspension chimed in.

Pigsy did not expect that the scene just now would be seen by others. He quickly went to Tang Seng and explained, "Master, don't listen to this monkey's nonsense. I, Old Pig, was appointed by Guanyin to escort Master to the Western Paradise. How could I, Old Pig, deceive Master?"

"Master, Suspension and I clearly saw him call that young woman 'mother' just now, and he even said something about everyone having different aspirations."

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed Pigsy's ear. "Master, look, his ear still has the bruise that I, Old Sun, transformed into a mosquito."

Tang Seng and Sha Seng looked over and saw that there was indeed a red and swollen mosquito mark behind Pigsy's huge ear.

Pigsy shook off the Monkey King. Knowing that his thoughts had been exposed, he did not deny it this time. "That's true. Everyone has their own ambitions. Master, your ambition is to go to the Western Paradise to pray for Buddhist scriptures and bring the so-called Mahayana Buddhism back to the Eastern Land to spread to the world. But Old Pig, I don't have such great ambitions. I just want to live a life without worrying about food and clothing. Now that such a good opportunity is in front of you, if you don't want it, could it be …"

Pigsy flicked his sleeves and whispered, "Don't tell me you're going to stop me, Old Pig?"

"Good, you idiot. You finally told the truth in front of Master. From the beginning, you never wanted to go to the Western Paradise to seek the Buddhist scriptures. You are asking for a beating."

After saying that, the Monkey King started hammering Pigsy. Pigsy ran all over the room. Neither of them needed to use magic, but it was still very noisy.

"Wukong, stop fighting, Wukong …"

"Eldest Senior Brother, don't hit Second Senior Brother."

Tang Seng and Sha Seng shouted a few times in succession before the Monkey King stopped. Pigsy sat on the ground awkwardly and refused to get up. Tang Seng walked over and said, "Ba Jie, are you really unwilling to follow your master to the Western Paradise to seek the Buddhist scriptures?"

Pigsy did not say anything, but Tang Seng understood his attitude.

"Well, as you said, everyone has their own aspirations. I won't force you. You can stay and be the son-in-law of this mansion."

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, Suspension quickly came in front of him and asked, "Are you really going to stay and be the son-in-law?"

"What?

Are you going to hit Old Pig too? "Pigsy raised his head and looked at Suspension. What he saw shocked him.

Suspension looked at Pigsy condescendingly. In Pigsy's memory, she had always been attached to the Monkey King as if she had no bones. Except for that time when she spat fire and smoke at him, she was not powerful at all.

But now, he clearly saw the murderous intent in her eyes. He could not help but gasp. When he came to his senses, he quickly stood up and ran behind Tang Seng to hide.

"Let me ask you, are you really going to marry into the family here?" Suspension walked in front of Tang Seng, but her eyes were fixed on Pigsy.

No matter what, Pigsy was once a Canopy Marshal. Although he was now a pig fetus and was lazy, greedy, and lustful, he was much less courageous than before. But no matter what, he had seen the world. At this time, he had already calmed down.

"What does what I want to do have to do with you?" Pigsy snorted. "Don't tell me you've also taken a fancy to me, Old Pig?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his ear was grabbed again.

Monkey King pulled him to the front and threw him to the ground. His face was dark, and there was a low pressure around him.

Suspension did not care about Monkey King's thoughts for the time being. She looked at him and said coldly, "If you marry into the family, then what about Miss Gao?"

"You said that you were born a pig of the Gao family, and you will die a dead pig of the Gao family. You asked Miss Gao to wait for you. Don't these words count?" Even if he was not a human but a pig, he could not go back on his words like this.

"You …" Pigsy did not expect Suspension to talk about this. For a moment, he did not know how to explain to her. Also, if she hit him because of this, it was not worthwhile for him to explain to her. He was not that monkey. It was his freedom to marry whoever he wanted.

"Miss Suspension, the matter between Ba Jie and Miss Gao happened before he entered Buddhism. Once he entered Buddhism, he cut off the worldly affairs. Ba Jie and Miss Gao have nothing to do with each other."

"Bullsh * t!" If the worldly affairs were wiped out, then what would happen to Wukong?

Pigsy calmed down and walked out from behind Tang Seng. "It is my own choice to marry into the family. Master chose to go to the West to obtain the scriptures. Senior Brother and Junior Brother Sha chose to protect Master and go to the West to obtain the scriptures. Old Pig is not that ambitious. I, Old Pig, want to have a wife and concubines and live a good life."

"You idiot." She gnashed her teeth.

Monkey King looked at Suspension who was about to go berserk and quickly grabbed her arm. "Listen to Old Sun. Don't mess around."

Then he looked at Pigsy. "Idiot, if you really want to stay here and be their son-in-law, Master and I won't stop you. But you have to think about it. In the future, when we obtain the scriptures, we will have nothing to do with each other."

Of course, Pigsy didn't care about the scriptures. He waved his hand casually. "Old Pig, I don't care about the scriptures."

Tang Seng saw Pigsy walk out and shook his head helplessly.

After entering Buddhism, everything in the worldly affairs had nothing to do with him. In Buddhism, Ba Jie had abstained from women. However, Pigsy didn't abstain from women. It was fate that made fun of people.

Suspension shook off Monkey King's hand and ran out. Monkey King chased after her. Sha Seng came over and helped Tang Seng to sit down. "Master, now Second Senior Brother is going to stay. What should we do?"

"There is God's will in the unseen world. If Ba Jie really stays here, it is his destiny."

Suspension didn't run far. In fact, no matter how far she ran, Monkey King could catch up with her in the blink of an eye.

She sat under a tree on the hillside and looked up at the moon. When she was in Mount Huaguo, she often lay on a stone and looked at the moon in the water. The moon at that time was no different from the moon now.

But at that time, she was thinking about how to snatch the biggest and sweetest peach from Wukong. After all, no one could compare with a monkey's ability to pick peaches. So, she snatched the peach from the Monkey King.

Now, her mind was full of Tang Seng's words.

Enter Buddhism and cut off the worldly affairs.

Pigsy was angry at Miss Gao for abandoning her. He thought that she was a heartless man. But when he cut off the worldly affairs, she was sad.

How could he cut off the worldly affairs?

Was he really going to be Traveling Monk Sun?

He said that he would return to Mount Huaguo with her within a hundred years. When he went to the Western Paradise and obtained the sutra, he would become an immortal. Would he still be able to return to Mount Huaguo to be the king?

"Do you not trust me, Old Sun?"

Suspension turned around. Monkey King was lying on the tree behind her. She didn't know when, but she didn't say anything. How did he know what she was thinking?

Monkey King jumped down and looked at her. "Master, do you think you can cut off the worldly affairs just because you said so?

Back then, King Yama wanted Old Sun to die at midnight. Didn't he live until now? You don't have to die either. "

If King Yama wanted you to die at midnight, who would dare to keep you alive until dawn?

This monkey was being used here.

Suspension couldn't help but smile. Indeed, Monkey King had never followed the rules. "But it's different now."

In the past, he was lawless. Now, he had the Golden Circlet on his head and the mission to send Tang Seng to the Western Paradise.

"Heh, in Old Sun's eyes, it's no different. Even that fool knows how to fight for his own rights. How could Old Sun not know?"

Monkey King walked a few steps and looked up at the moon in the sky. He sneered. The immortals in this world were scheming. But no matter how scheming they were, what they wanted to fight for was the hearts of millions of people in the mortal world. They had to win the hearts of people to be worshipped.

But how could it be so easy to win the hearts of people? If you don't pay a price, who would be willing to believe you?

"Forget it, let's not talk about that."

Monkey King turned to look at her. "Old Sun only has one thing to say. As long as you believe Old Sun, Old Sun will not let you down."

"Wukong, I've always believed in you."

She went forward and hooked her arms around Monkey King's neck. She had always believed in him. It had been almost a thousand years, and it had never changed.

Monkey King hugged her back. "Hehe, Old Sun knew you would believe me. Let's go, I'll take you to see a good show."

As he spoke, he turned the two of them into two mosquitoes and flew back to the house. However, they did not return to the main room. Instead, they went to the backyard, where the young ladies lived.

Two words landed on the roof beam without a sound. No one noticed them as they looked down.

The woman at the head of the table put the fan on the table and turned into a red handkerchief.

"She's a demon?" But why didn't she see any demon aura?

Monkey King laughed. "Hehe, no, she's an immortal."

Immortal?

Suspension wanted to ask more, but Monkey King had already covered her mouth, indicating that she should continue watching.

The handkerchief covered Pigsy's head. In the house, in addition to the madam, there were also three young ladies who were playing in the garden. Each of them was as beautiful as a flower.

Pigsy covered his face and caught them in the house. He would marry whoever he caught as his wife. It was said that this was called a heavenly marriage. But in Suspension's eyes, how could it be so casual?

In the process, Pigsy was teased. The three women were obviously not ordinary. Each of them was very cunning. Pigsy could not catch them no matter how hard he tried.

Obviously, this method would not work. Then the woman thought of a second method.

"Each of my three daughters is clever and skillful. Each of them knitted a pearl undershirt for their future husband. If you can wear one, I will marry that daughter to you."

"Then if I wear all three elder sisters' clothes, mother, you will marry all three elder sisters to me?"

Greed did not bite off more than he could chew.

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