The Reckless Life of Xiexie

Chapter 14

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio The woman glanced at Pigsy and knocked him on the head with her fan. "You sure are greedy. You want to marry all three of my daughters."

"Isn't that what Mother said? Why would I have to marry whichever sister I can wear? If I can wear all of their clothes, then wouldn't all three sisters have to marry me?" Zhu Bajie tried to twist the truth.

The woman smiled. "Fine. If you can wear all of their clothes, then I'll make the decision to marry all three of my daughters to you."

Pigsy laughed. It was a proud smile.

"This idiot. He thinks he's proud, but he doesn't know he's already fallen into someone else's trap." Monkey King chuckled.

Suspension laughed. "Wukong, isn't this what they mean by 'Lust is a knife'?"

"You know quite a lot."

"Hehe, I've lived for nearly a thousand years. It's natural for me to know a lot."

"You're still panting when I say you're fat."

"I'm not fat. The fat one is the one below." When it came to fatness, who could compare to Pigsy?

Suspension cast a spell around the two of them. It was the spell that White Rat had taught her to conceal herself. As long as she didn't speak too loudly, no one would notice their presence.

The three ladies took out their pearl undershirts. Each of them was exquisitely made, and the pearls on them were large and round.

Pigsy also knew the Thirty-Six Transformations. If he looked closely, he would have noticed something fishy about these pearl undershirts. But he was so immersed in his own delightful imagination that he didn't notice anything unusual.

Pigsy was still smiling as he put on a pearl undershirt. But not long after, he felt the shirt tighten around him. Gradually, the pain caused him to roll on the ground.

At this moment, Monkey King brought Suspension to a tree outside. They watched as white smoke rose from the house. The immortals had ascended to the heavens. Just as they left, the huge house disappeared.

"What a powerful spell." To disappear such a huge house, it must have been a very powerful spell.

Monkey King didn't care at all. "Hmph, is he that good?

Old Sun can do it too. "

As he spoke, he cast a spell, and the house that looked exactly the same as before changed back. "Look carefully. Old Sun, I'll change it again."

He cast a spell and the house disappeared.

Suspension opened his mouth in surprise. "How come I didn't know you had such a spell before?"

"Don't be surprised."

He pulled the Suspension down from the tree and walked to where Tang Seng and Sha Seng were. They were originally sitting on chairs, but now they were sitting on tree stumps. However, both of them were asleep and did not notice the changes in their surroundings.

"In the future, you will stay by Old Sun's side. When Old Sun is free, he will teach you the Art of Transformation. In the beginning, you can't make a house appear out of thin air, but as long as you practice, you will definitely be as powerful as Old Sun one day."

Suspension nodded quickly. Monkey King had taught her the Art of Transformation before. She could also make small things appear, but she couldn't make a house as big as this one.

Monkey King looked at her and found it strange. After so many years, she still didn't know anything. Didn't she make many friends over the years?

Why didn't she get cheated when she was so stupid?

Or maybe she didn't know that she was cheated, so she didn't tell him?

No, it was better to keep her by his side in the future, lest those people outside deceive her.

Monkey King thought so, but he forgot that when he said that he would teach Suspension the Art of Transformation, he just said it casually. He wanted to show her that he was powerful in front of her, that was all.

The next day, Tang Seng woke up and found himself in the wilderness. At this time, Sha Seng and Monkey King also woke up. "Wukong, why are we here?"

"Well, maybe that family moved yesterday and sent us here."

Tang Seng nodded and accepted this reason. Sha Seng checked the luggage. "Master, the luggage is still here, and so is the white horse."

"Master, Big Senior Brother, help! Junior Brother Sha, where are you?"

"Did you hear anything?"

They listened carefully. Suspension pointed in a direction and said, "It came from there."

"Master, Big Senior Brother Sha, Junior Brother Sha, come and save me, save me."

"Suspension girl, you're finally here. Hurry up and put me down Old Pig. Old Pig, I'm almost out of breath. I've been hung up for a night. Hurry up and put me down."

Everyone walked in and saw Pigsy hanging from a tree in a net. The net seemed to have restrained his magic, so he couldn't put himself down.

Monkey King had just told her the identities of the four people. It seemed that these people were punishing Pigsy. No wonder Wukong didn't let her do anything to Pigsy. It was because someone would punish him. These people's punishments were much more useful than her beating.

"Idiot, why are you here?

Wasn't yesterday supposed to be your wedding night?

Where's your mother-in-law?

And where's your delicate wife? "Sun Wukong took pleasure in his misfortune without holding back.

Sha Seng stepped forward and wanted to put Pigsy down. At this time, Monkey King cast a magic, and the net loosened. Pigsy fell directly to the ground and fell hard.

"Ba Jie, why are you here?" Tang Seng stepped forward and asked with concern.

Pigsy stood up and swept the dust off his body. "You still want to talk about it? It's all this monkey's fault."

"Old Sun didn't do anything."

"From the moment we entered the door, you saw that those people were Bodhisattvas, but you didn't say anything. You watched me, Old Pig, get fooled, and now I've been hung up for a night. It's all your fault, monkey." Pigsy complained.

Suspension stepped forward. "How can you blame Wukong?

It's all because of your lust that Bodhisattva punished you for not going to the Western Paradise for the sake of women. Why didn't Bodhisattva punish Master, Wukong, or Junior Brother Sha? It's all because you like women. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been hung up for a night. "

Pigsy was speechless by Suspension. He stood aside with his arms crossed.

Tang Seng said at this time, "Ba Jie, there's a Ba Jie in Buddhism. Bodhisattva gave you this name to wake you up. After this disaster, you should remember it in the future."

"Master, Bodhisattva deliberately made things difficult this time. Today, it's Old Pig. Maybe it'll be you tomorrow." It was just that his disaster was lust, but they didn't know what it was.

"Master, you're still talking about me. Look at this monkey. He's been flirting with Suspension all the way. Every time this monkey comes to find Peach, he gives Suspension the biggest one. Isn't he also lustful?"

Tang Seng sighed and shook his head. They were both entangled with women, but Wukong and Ba Jie were completely different. Wukong was in love, but Ba Jie was in lust. This was the most essential difference. If Ba Jie really treated Miss Gao as his life like Wukong, he wouldn't be in such a difficult situation.

Monkey King looked at Pigsy. "What are you talking about?

You're comparing Old Sun to you?

Hmm? "

Monkey King's words startled Pigsy and made him take a step back. Sha Seng hurriedly supported him. "Second Senior Brother, don't talk about this with Eldest Senior Brother. His friendship with Suspension is not comparable to that of ordinary people."

Pigsy snorted and didn't say anything. They continued on their way.

Suspension transformed into her original form and lay on Monkey King's shoulder. She was in a very good mood. Even Sha Seng could see that her relationship with Wukong was not comparable to that of ordinary people, which meant that their relationship was really good. Even Sha Seng could see it.

As the saying goes, the onlooker sees more clearly. This was probably what it meant.

Monkey King was scouting ahead. When he heard the laughter, he tilted his head and looked at her. He cursed in his heart, "What is the little vixen thinking about now?"

She felt a gaze on her. She tilted her head and saw Monkey King's eyes. His Fiery Golden Eyes were shining and very beautiful. "Wukong, your eyes are so beautiful. It's like there's something in them."

"What is it?

Old Sun's eyes have nothing in them. They're very clean. "Monkey King waved his hand and said very casually.

Suspension smiled and didn't refute. She felt like there was someone living in Wukong's eyes. His eyes seemed to be alive. There were emotions in them and they knew how to express what she wanted to say.

Monkey King stood still and looked ahead. Suspension also looked over. She saw that there was a golden light shining in front of them. There was Immortal Qi. "It seems like a place where an Immortal lives."

"It doesn't seem like it. It's a place where an Immortal lives."

Looking at the Immortal Qi, it wasn't an ordinary place with a lot of incense. Monkey King's eyes turned. Which Immortal lived here and not in the Heavenly Palace?

Among all the Immortals he met, only his master, Patriarch Bodhi, who taught him spells, didn't live in Spirited Mountain or in the Heavenly Palace. Could this Immortal be a hermit expert?

Monkey King rode on a cloud and looked at the house in the sky. He saw a couplet on the door.

The blessed land of Longevity Mountain, the grotto-heaven of Wu Zhuang Guan.

"Wukong, this couplet is very similar to the couplet of Mount Huaguo."

The couplet at the entrance of Mount Huaguo's Water Curtain Cave was "The blessed land of Mount Huaguo, the grotto-heaven of Water Curtain Cave". It was very similar to what he saw now.

"Then tell me, is there any connection between the two?" Monkey King didn't continue looking. He walked back after he came down.

Suspension thought for a moment. What could the two have to do with each other?

They were both "blessed land" and "grotto-heaven". It was just that the name of the place was different. It looked like it was written by the same person. It was just that they didn't know who lived in Mount Huaguo before they went there.

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