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A great war raged between cultivators a hundred thousand years ago. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world. A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Tome of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer. …… “This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?” …... But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction? Translator's note: Post-apocalyptic Chinese fantasy reigns in Necropolis Immortal! The world, civilization, and cultivation is in tatters while many hands pull many different strings from the shadows. History, the cultivation system, and the kingdom is a mess -- and that's exactly what the enemies want. Everyone seems to have a different understanding of everything in the world, so... best of luck. Necromancy, no filler, and unexplained mysteries of the world arrive with Necropolis Immortal! Starting off with several typical tropes, this novel quickly veers away from the cliche and into the realm of the spookily unexplored. Lu Yun, commandant of the tomb raiders, arrives in a fantastical world of immortals. It’s a realm filled with shiny new toys—ahem, tombs to be explored. What seems like a treasure-hunting jaunt is soon tinged with intrigue. What else does he have to solve other than how to stay alive in half a year’s time? This novel is great for those who like mystery paired with adventure, epic one-liners, and fanciful plot twists all served with a little dash of horror. PS. etvo has a cameo! Hocus Pocus? Weird Names? What is Feng Shui? The World of Necropolis Immortal and the Cultivation System [SPOILERS] TL;DR of the tombs in Necropolis Immortal [SPOILERS]

He was on his way to buy some beer to celebrate his acceptance as a civil servant when he was suddenly banged down and isekai'd by truck-kun. Reincarnated as Denburg Blade, the son of a legendary battle race chief, he caught demons at 8 years old and a dragon at 12 years old. Subjected to the spartan-style training of his muscular monster of a father, he lived an inhuman daily life. "I must leave this place that is far from peaceful!" Safety is the best! So he chose to be a civil servant of the empire! Can Denburg really become a civil servant and live the peaceful and stable life he wished for?

Synopsis: Jiang Chen, son of the Celestial Emperor, unexpectedly reincarnated into the body of a despised young noble, thus embarking on the path of the underdog trouncing all comers. No one has the right to call himself a genius in front of Jiang Chen, as no one has a better understanding of the heavens than the son of the Celestial Emperor. Genius? He who adheres to me shall ascend, those who oppose me can find solace in hell! Custom TL synopsis: Sentenced to death because of farting in the first chapter. ’nuff said.

Lu Ran had long since known that his path in life differed from others when he awakened a special ability one day. Sure enough a mysterious black card appeared, giving him the chance to become a beastmaster. With his loyal husky by his side, he sets out on his path to greatness.

Goddamnit! Now I’ve got to look for another job to pay the bills! That f*cker! I did nothing wrong! Huh? What’s that? Eternal, a full dive VRMMORPG that gives you the chance to make real money? Perfect, that’s exactly what I need! Now… What class should I pick? Warrior? No, I don’t want to tank. Knight? Please, I already said I hate tanking. Healer? Oh God, please don’t make me babysit people. Archer? Mage? No, I’ll be too far from the loot! Rogue? Seems nice. We can steal stuff too? Perfect! Now…. Show me the gold! Show me the cash! Show me the money!

Synopsis: A human warrior cultivating the Ancient Strengthening Technique has transcended dimensions and arrived on Kyushu. Together with twelve ravishing beauties with looks that were unmatched in their generation, will he be able to stand on the summit of this world? This novel is about the main character, named Qing Shui, who transcended dimensions and arrived in the world of nine continents. Storms of blood and wind, resulting in corpses and bones strewn about are extremely common here. The young warrior Qing Shui forged ahead in his path to cultivate, using 10 years to train himself, only to seek vengeance for the one who had forsaken his mother! On the road, he had a chance encounter with the cold beauty (ice princess) Shi Qing Zhuang, incurring hatred and vengeance from her fiancée – Situ Bu Fan. After entering the Hundred Miles City, Qing Shui got acquainted with a dignified and beautiful lady named Yu He and other Xian Tian Realm cultivators – After which, he willingly invited tribulation on himself, after killing the young master of the Gong Yang Clan because of Yu He, and was forced into a corner. Luckily for Qing Shui, a lady as beautiful as a celestial maiden named Yi Ye Jian Ge rushed back to save him from afar, following which a bloody battle ensued. Can Qing Shui turn danger into safety, averting disaster? And his relationships with the various beautiful ladies, what will it develop into?

After an unexpected incident, Chen Xiaolian, an ordinary high school student, came to discover that the world he lived in is nothing more than a program. That he and those around him exist as NPCs, serving only as a source of entertainment for others. That every decision he had ever made was simply the effect of a predetermined script. Now, Chen Xiaolian must adapt, gather allies to fight and survive, and uncover the truth of this world. Life: In life, we attend school, find love, work, buy a house, pay our housing loans, insert weird faces in WeChat, watch movies… do any of you find anything amiss? One day, a group of strange people entered this world, equipped in strange clothing and possessing extraordinary powers, cold-blooded killers! They call themselves [Players]. Wait! Wait! You people want to kill me? You say I am NPC (Non Playable Character)? Stop joking around! You crazy bastards! I will fight you to the death! I will survive! NPCs beating up Players! Original residents beating up Transmigrants! My world, my rules! What makes you think you bastards can come over and boss us around? Threading the path of the strongest saviour in history, one destined to be filled with excitement! … Chen Xiaolian: From today onward, an organization whose sole purpose is to oppose those bastards is established! Our guild shall be named… Jokesters Alliance![1] Guild Member: Leader, this name, if we are to say it out, I fear we will be beaten up…

In an imposing mortal world where the Divine Nine and Terrestrial Ten immortal sects exist… The world is beautiful and full of temptations, but cultivators ignore them and happily work toward becoming immortals. When Chu Liang opened his eyes, he found he had become a disciple of the Mount Shu Sect and even possessed a wondrous treasured pagoda... Henceforth, he embarked on a path that he had never envisioned before. As the morning mist rises over Mount Shu’s thirty-six peaks, what’s Chu Liang doing? He’s slaying dragons eight thousand li away! … "Please, young noble, slay the monsters!"

Hey my luck is pretty good… I transmigrated into the body of a rich young master! What’s this? A brat who told him not to look down on others… WHAT?! Did you say that he’s someone of discipline and determination? Why does that sound so familiar? What’s that? A cripple who came from a fallen clan whose fiancee just broke off the engagement?! Wait a fucking minute… Huh?! I’m responsible for his broken engagement? His supposed fiancee seems to be looking at me with a… Am I the villain of this story?! No, no, no. This won’t do. I’ll suppress them all before they get the chance to mature. I’m not going to commit the same mistakes as those losers in the novels I read in the past! … Oh? My advancement formula isn’t complete? Not a problem, I’ll fix it with my trusty dusty Crimson Soul Tablet… What do you mean it’s getting damaged the more I use it? I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO FIX IT MYSELF OR I DIE?!?! With my (very limited) knowledge from my past world, I’ll carve out a new path of cultivation no one has seen before! Just because I don’t know much about cultivation in my past life, doesn’t mean I can’t connect the dots while learning more about cultivation in this life. … Overcoming challenges and some stupid decisions along the way, our protagonist Shang Xia walks down the path of cultivation in the Azure Origin World. How would a world that hadn’t started its cultivation era for long hold up in the grand scheme of things? Check out the real-time updated glossary for more information about cultivation levels and martial arts (some) and enjoy the ride with the biggest troll (me, Blip) all the way till we split the heavens!

Synopsis: The Age of Gods has long since ended, their voices no longer heard on the continent of Douluo. Humanity, standing on the shoulders of legends from its history, advanced soul technology to inconceivable heights. The humans of Douluo invented weapons of mass destruction, mechanized armor, and living metals. With these advancements, they went on to conquer the oceans and discovered two new continents. To fuel these new technologies, humanity hunted the soul beasts to the very brink of extinction. Once the dominant force of Douluo, the few surviving soul beasts now hide in the darkest recesses of their last sanctuary. The weakest have all been hunted, leaving only the strongest to scheme in the heart of the forest. The soul beasts, not willing to fade away, plot an uprising for their survival. In the midst of this, a god from a long forgotten era awakens in the depths of the Great Star Dou Forest to seek vengeance for the soul beasts. As darkness encroaches from the abyss, hope is found in a young boy who holds a power beyond divinity within himself—Tang Wulin! Hope for both humanity and the soul beasts, as the bridge between the two. He finds his way into the fabled halls of Shrek Academy, where he learns to wield his prodigious powers, makes friends and finds allies, eventually rising to become a towering leader. As he learns to harness his strength, danger lurks within the shadows as the various factions of humanity maneuver and plot to usurp Shrek Academy. Tang Wulin discovers the threat to the only world he knows as he sinks deeper into the intrigue. Meanwhile, camouflaged by the chaos and unbeknownst to the humans, the soul beasts’ plot continues to steadily advance. To defend what he loves and reclaim what was lost, Tang Wulin must seek out the legacies of legends past and unlock the full might of the Golden Dragon King!

Wang Sheng is a fortunate soul who was granted a second chance by the heavens. After he died in his previous life, Wang Sheng finds himself waking up in his younger-self’s body while retaining all the memories of his past life. He remembers that he died in a gang fight due to his lack of cultivation level. He had wasted a lot of time in his past life on internet cafés and idling. In this life, Wang Sheng decides to change his fate once and for all by cultivating properly instead of relying on random cultivation methods from the internet. As he seeks guidance from masters of different sects, he is introduced to the world of cultivation, as well as the dangers and evils that lie within. Now that he is involved in the world of cultivation, will Wang Sheng be able to navigate through the dangers of the cultivation world while redeeming himself with the help of his past-life memories?

Sixty years ago, a middle-aged uncle entered Central Continent's Imperial City, bringing with him a qilin that looked like a sick dog and a mandarin duck. That year, this middle-aged uncle made his way through the Sea of Mountains, passed through Four Season Plains, and then entered Green Luan Academy. Sixty years later, Lin Xi, a carefree seventeen or eighteen year old youngster, traveled from Deerwood Town through half of Yunqin Empire in a shabby carriage, heading north towards Green Luan Academy. This is a story about empire and glory, loyalty and betrayal, youth and hot-bloodedness, a story of a young man who sees the world through a different perspective in a powerful cultivation academy.

Destiny stolen at birth, the prince of the once mighty Great Zhou Empire, Zhou Yuan, has been plagued all his life by a fatal poison, forced to suffer powerlessly until one day when fate draws him into a mysterious domain where he meets a beautiful girl in green, a bizarre dog-like creature and an unfathomable old man in black. Join Zhou Yuan as he is thrust into the whirlpool of destiny while he seeks the pinnacle of cultivation. Yeow's comments: Potato (the author) really has a way certain arcs that make you can't stop gushing on and on about them for hours. It's one of the reasons why I enjoy his work so if you ever want to ramble on endlessly into the night with excitement, bring a friend along and join me as we venture to discover such yet uncovered gems. (My personal highlights for WDQK and BTTH were the Yimo City arc and the alchemist competition arc respectively :P)

Cheng Xi, a guileless psychiatrist with a heart of gold, who would do anything for her patients. Lu Chenzhou, a frigid businessman who refuses treatment for his emotional detachment. This is the story of a man’s stubborn frozen heart and a woman’s fiery determination to thaw it.