Once a devout and fearless holy knight, Carmen met his end on the battlefield—felled by the very creature he swore to destroy: a vampire. He faced death with unwavering conviction… until fate played its cruel joke. Instead of peace in the afterlife, Carmen awoke once more—trapped in the rotting body of an undead slave toiling deep within the mines of a so-called “civilized” kingdom. The catch? His new shell was not just a zombie—but the petite frame of a young girl. Refusing to accept such humiliation, the once-noble knight vows to break free, reclaim his lost honor, and unravel the mystery behind his resurrection. Yet, the path ahead is riddled with absurdity and unexpected sweetness: from being teased by an infuriatingly smug vampire girl, to strange affections blooming between the most unlikely of companions. It’s a tale of undead rebellion, vampire antics, harem chaos, and surprisingly wholesome yuri romance—all underpinned by a real, unfolding plot beneath the fluff.

[Brother abuse is refreshing for a while, chasing sister crematorium] The four pet sister crazy demons dismissed the “brothers” they picked up, and turned on their taunting skills anytime and anywhere, with strict requirements. Li Qinian lay on the bed and received cordial greetings from four brothers. Big Brother: Boys can’t get up and train. Second brother: Boys can’t eat soft meals, get up, and work. Third brother: Boys can’t do without 200 points, get up and study. Fourth brother: Boys can’t live without a meter, get up and run. ——— Li Qinian backhanded the four elder brothers, put on skirts, stepped on high heels, and went to find his boyfriend from a “poor family”. As a result, the four brothers saw a beautiful female fairy, pressing the cold-looking Jiangcheng richest man in the corner. Li Qinian curled his lips and raised Jiang Wang’s chin: “Baby, listen to me tonight, eh?” The banshee turned her head, her face was exactly the same as her own brother Wei Wei Nuo! ! ——— Brother: “Sister, stop training, hurt your hand.” Li Qinian: “Oh, girls can’t be motherly.” Second brother: “Sister, you hold this black card~” Li Qinian: “Oh, girls can’t eat soft rice.” Third brother: “Sister, this time I have improved with 199 points!” Li Qinian: “Oh, girls can’t live without 200 points.” Fourth brother: “Sister, sleep well, stop running.” Li Qinian: “Oh, girls can’t live without 1.8 meters.” [A story about four straight steel men exhausted their strength to die]

I come from a respected sect that never mocked my lack of talent, never pressured me to train, and even arranged an engagement for me in my youth. My betrothed? A fiery-tempered, well-known beauty—fierce, loyal, and utterly devoted to me. As I set foot onto the chaotic stage of the Jianghu, I leaned on her strength, hiding behind her prowess. Soon, I was known far and wide as the most dashing gentleman of the Immortal World. But then… I found out a devastating truth. That beautiful, fearsome “young miss” I relied on? Was actually a man. A man in disguise! Even worse—he somehow believed that I was a girl pretending to be a man! My voice shook with grief: “Brother, where is my fiancée?!” He looked just as wounded, clutching his chest: “Brother, what did you do to my betrothed?!” Jianghu truly is a turbulent place. The river runs deep and dark. Even if I collapse from hunger, even if I wither away in some forgotten valley… I swear I will never again touch food he prepares. …Yet why does it smell so good?

While other Alliance Leaders command fear and respect across the martial world, shaking mountains with a mere flick of their sleeves, Tang Doudou is stuck in an endless domestic loop! Cooking, bed-warming, more cooking, more bed-warming—when did her life turn into this tragic comedy? Instead of wielding power in Jianghu, she’s forced to ask after every task, “Dear husband, are you satisfied?” Enough is enough! Yet her seemingly gentle husband, with a smile that could melt ice and a gaze full of mischief, only responds with: “You’ve worked hard, my wife. A spring night’s worth is immeasurable… I’ll give you a massage when we get home.” Tang Doudou: Looks up at the sky in despair. Where’s the justice?!